Cap Mandrake
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Joined: 11/15/2002 From: Southern California Status: offline
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*********Shinto-boy temple, Osaka*********** <A beautiful egret lands on a nearby pine branch, the color of Mt Fuji...oh, the bird, not the pine branch> Student: How rong egret rive, mastah? Mastah: Ressah egret or greatah egret? Student: Does it mattah, mastah? Mastah: No, just want to say that. I take crass at Haha-jima. One time, egret take two dericious koi at pond at Mr. Chang's house. Mr. Chang come outside, see egret wis fat berry, get rearry mad, these expensive koi. Mistah Chang proud of koi, turn red, want to kirr egret wis bare hands-ah. Egret see Mistah Chang coming, fry off and poop what-ah reft ovah from koi on shouldah Mistah Chang. It rearry, rearry funny. Berieve me. Mistah Chang now even more mad. He put net on pond-ah. Egret come back, stick head through net, eat koi. Haha! Finarry, when koi gone, Mistah Chang give up. Now pond just hav-ah frogs. Egret come back every 3rd Sunday of month for 18 years. Broody amazing. Egret rand on roof, rook at pond. Nevah see koi again but stir come back. Egret probabry raughing egret raugh. Student: So egret rive at reast 18 years? Mastah: What erse? You think egret post on youtube?
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