poodlebrain
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake *****05:20, June 7, 1943(c), Northwest Veranda, Palace of the Sultan, Brunei**** Sultan: <a large explosion lights up the harbor> OHHHHHHH! SPLENDID! <begins clapping as does the court, many of who are in their PJ's> Minister, where is my oil minister? Swarthy, unctious fellow with gay-looking beard, well, you know, trimmed too carefully: Yes, your Majesty? Sultan: Oh, I just wanted to make sure we got paid first, right? Where was Brunei going to spend the Southern Development Bank Notes they got from the Japanese? The residents of the Philippines referred to them as Mickey Mouse Money.
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