Matrix Games Forums

 Forums  Register  Login  Photo Gallery  Member List  Search  Calendars  FAQ 

My Profile  Inbox  Address Book  My Subscription  My Forums  Log Out

RIP???

 
View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
Users viewing this topic: none
  Printable Version
All Forums >> [New Releases from Matrix Games] >> War in the Pacific: Admiral's Edition >> After Action Reports >> RIP??? Page: <<   < prev  503 504 [505] 506 507   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RIP??? - 4/21/2014 9:12:46 PM   
rtrapasso


Posts: 22653
Joined: 9/3/2002
Status: offline 		..




Attachment (1)

(in reply to witpqs)
Post #: 15121
RE: RIP??? - 4/21/2014 9:41:54 PM   
witpqs


Posts: 26087
Joined: 10/4/2004
From: Argleton
Status: offline 		What about the Mayor?

_____________________________

Intel Monkey: https://sites.google.com/view/staffmonkeys/home

(in reply to rtrapasso)
Post #: 15122
RE: RIP??? - 4/21/2014 10:10:12 PM   
rtrapasso


Posts: 22653
Joined: 9/3/2002
Status: offline 		..




Attachment (1)

(in reply to witpqs)
Post #: 15123
RE: RIP??? - 4/21/2014 10:38:12 PM   
witpqs


Posts: 26087
Joined: 10/4/2004
From: Argleton
Status: offline 		Crap. Maybe it was a mob hit, took them both out at once.

_____________________________

Intel Monkey: https://sites.google.com/view/staffmonkeys/home

(in reply to rtrapasso)
Post #: 15124
RE: RIP??? - 4/21/2014 10:49:46 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

..





I never really like the guy.

We just re-established contact with Rord Admirah Fabertong via 4 masted Clipper to Liverpool thence by carrier pigeon to the lovely glade where he has gone native to escape a group of angry Frisians.


Rord Admirar Nerson may have gone to the Havasupai Sweat Lodge and Spa for the Easter special.

(in reply to rtrapasso)
Post #: 15125
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/22/2014 8:59:41 PM   
CaptDave

 

Posts: 659
Joined: 6/21/2002
From: Federal Way, WA
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

22 year DU, student, part time dog groomer, calls me while she is working on her taxes using an on-line program.....


DU: ...............Foreign bank accounts?

FAM: What do you think? Do you have a bank account in the Bahamas I don't know about?

DU: No. ....How about foreign real estate holdings?

FAM: <face palm> Do you still have that villa in Spain?

DU: Dad, don't be mean.



Definitely future client material!

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 15126
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/22/2014 9:41:37 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: CaptDave


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

22 year DU, student, part time dog groomer, calls me while she is working on her taxes using an on-line program.....


DU: ...............Foreign bank accounts?

FAM: What do you think? Do you have a bank account in the Bahamas I don't know about?

DU: No. ....How about foreign real estate holdings?

FAM: <face palm> Do you still have that villa in Spain?

DU: Dad, don't be mean.



Definitely future client material!


I think it will be a while before she needs tax advice.

(in reply to CaptDave)
Post #: 15127
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/22/2014 9:43:07 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Starting to worry a bit about Rord Admirarh Nerson.

Hope everything is OK.

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 15128
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/23/2014 1:11:41 AM   
poodlebrain

 

Posts: 392
Joined: 10/4/2012
From: Comfy Chair in Baton Rouge
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: CaptDave


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

22 year DU, student, part time dog groomer, calls me while she is working on her taxes using an on-line program.....


DU: ...............Foreign bank accounts?

FAM: What do you think? Do you have a bank account in the Bahamas I don't know about?

DU: No. ....How about foreign real estate holdings?

FAM: <face palm> Do you still have that villa in Spain?

DU: Dad, don't be mean.



Definitely future client material!
She will probably need someone to prepare the fiduciary return for the spendthrift trust her loving father will create for her benefit.

_____________________________

Never trust a man who's ass is wider than his shoulders.

(in reply to CaptDave)
Post #: 15129
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/23/2014 1:34:35 AM   
Mike McCreery


Posts: 4232
Joined: 6/29/2013
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: poodlebrain


quote:

ORIGINAL: CaptDave


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

22 year DU, student, part time dog groomer, calls me while she is working on her taxes using an on-line program.....


DU: ...............Foreign bank accounts?

FAM: What do you think? Do you have a bank account in the Bahamas I don't know about?

DU: No. ....How about foreign real estate holdings?

FAM: <face palm> Do you still have that villa in Spain?

DU: Dad, don't be mean.



Definitely future client material!
She will probably need someone to prepare the fiduciary return for the spendthrift trust her loving father will create for her benefit.


I dont know about all those fancy words but I do know that no woman in history ever needed help spending money...


_____________________________


(in reply to poodlebrain)
Post #: 15130
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/23/2014 1:44:33 AM   
poodlebrain

 

Posts: 392
Joined: 10/4/2012
From: Comfy Chair in Baton Rouge
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Wargmr


quote:

ORIGINAL: poodlebrain


quote:

ORIGINAL: CaptDave


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

22 year DU, student, part time dog groomer, calls me while she is working on her taxes using an on-line program.....


DU: ...............Foreign bank accounts?

FAM: What do you think? Do you have a bank account in the Bahamas I don't know about?

DU: No. ....How about foreign real estate holdings?

FAM: <face palm> Do you still have that villa in Spain?

DU: Dad, don't be mean.



Definitely future client material!
She will probably need someone to prepare the fiduciary return for the spendthrift trust her loving father will create for her benefit.


I dont know about all those fancy words but I do know that no woman in history ever needed help spending money...

And that's why men created spendthrift trusts, to keep them from spending all the money at once.


_____________________________

Never trust a man who's ass is wider than his shoulders.

(in reply to Mike McCreery)
Post #: 15131
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/26/2014 10:38:25 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		***********Pranning**********

Kurile force makes the turn to the Kuriles..about 600 miles out. We appear to be unobserved so far.

Onneko.-jima has no aircraft. Recon over P-jima was blocked by clouds..I guess.


3rd Marine landing on Okinawa.

(in reply to khyberbill)
Post #: 15132
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/26/2014 10:53:58 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Stalker Girl's 25 year old son is "going out" with SG's recently divorced 49 year old girlfriend. It goes something like this

..she picks him up (because he can't afford a car)
..they go out to a nice restaurant for food and drinks
..they go back to her prace and she rides him rike a bronco




< Message edited by Cap Mandrake -- 4/26/2014 11:54:28 PM >

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 15133
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/27/2014 12:12:21 AM   
BBfanboy


Posts: 18046
Joined: 8/4/2010
From: Winnipeg, MB
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Stalker Girl's 25 year old son is "going out" with SG's recently divorced 49 year old girlfriend. It goes something like this

..she picks him up (because he can't afford a car)
..they go out to a nice restaurant for food and drinks
..they go back to her prace and she rides him rike a bronco





And his incentive to Get a Job/Move Out/Do Something Useful With His Life/ is ... ???

_____________________________

No matter how bad a situation is, you can always make it worse. - Chris Hadfield : An Astronaut's Guide To Life On Earth

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 15134
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/27/2014 3:28:20 AM   
witpqs


Posts: 26087
Joined: 10/4/2004
From: Argleton
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Stalker Girl's 25 year old son is "going out" with SG's recently divorced 49 year old girlfriend. It goes something like this

..she picks him up (because he can't afford a car)
..they go out to a nice restaurant for food and drinks
..they go back to her prace and she rides him rike a bronco




Ah, she's a nature lover!

_____________________________

Intel Monkey: https://sites.google.com/view/staffmonkeys/home

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 15135
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/27/2014 11:10:29 AM   
Itdepends

 

Posts: 937
Joined: 12/12/2005
Status: offline 		Sounds like a win win scenario

(in reply to witpqs)
Post #: 15136
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/27/2014 1:47:57 PM   
Chickenboy


Posts: 24520
Joined: 6/29/2002
From: San Antonio, TX
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Itdepends

Sounds like a win win scenario


Yer just jelus (TM)!

_____________________________


(in reply to Itdepends)
Post #: 15137
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/27/2014 6:11:55 PM   
BBfanboy


Posts: 18046
Joined: 8/4/2010
From: Winnipeg, MB
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Itdepends

Sounds like a win win scenario


Yer just jelus (TM)!

That goes for most of us! I feel like I was born too soon!

_____________________________

No matter how bad a situation is, you can always make it worse. - Chris Hadfield : An Astronaut's Guide To Life On Earth

(in reply to Chickenboy)
Post #: 15138
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/27/2014 7:09:16 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Not sure I want to be ridden rike a bronco by womans 24 years older than me.

When I as 18 I was approached by the manager of a theater I worked at...age difference maybe 22-25 years.

Of course, he had a hairpiece that rooked rike dead skunk. I thought he was just friendly.
Apparently his gaydar had not yet been upgraded.

< Message edited by Cap Mandrake -- 4/27/2014 8:11:17 PM >

(in reply to BBfanboy)
Post #: 15139
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/27/2014 9:36:27 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		********3rd Marine Div landing beach, Okinawa, July 12, 1943(c)*********

<surveys scene of dozens of vehicles half submerged in the surf, 2 1/2 ton trucks, jeeps, Stuarts>

Gen. Turnage: OK, that does it. The Indiginous Formosa Woman's Motor Pool Program is officially cancelled!




Amphibious Assault at Naha (95,66)

TF 30 troops unloading over beach at Naha, 95,66

Allied ground losses:
281 casualties reported
Squads: 4 destroyed, 29 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 49 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 35 (0 destroyed, 35 disabled)
Vehicles lost 22 (6 destroyed, 16 disabled)

Motorized Support accidentally lost during unload of 3rd Marine Div /13
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /6
Motorized Support damaged beyond repair during unload of 3rd Marine Div /16
10 Support troops accidentally lost during unload of 3rd Marine Div /16
10 Support troops accidentally lost during unload of 3rd Marine Div /16
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost overboard during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost in surf during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
Motorized Support lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
Motorized Support lost overboard during unload of 3rd Marine Div /17
Motorized Support lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /17

(in reply to khyberbill)
Post #: 15140
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/28/2014 7:16:05 PM   
sprior


Posts: 8596
Joined: 6/18/2002
From: Portsmouth, UK
Status: offline 		Sorry I haven't been around chaps, not fit for human consumption at the moment. Abnormal service will be restored as soon as possible.

_____________________________

"Grown ups are what's left when skool is finished."
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.



(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 15141
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/28/2014 7:37:24 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

Sorry I haven't been around chaps, not fit for human consumption at the moment. Abnormal service will be restored as soon as possible.


Bad tin of Burry Beef, I expect.

(in reply to sprior)
Post #: 15142
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/28/2014 8:02:08 PM   
Mike McCreery


Posts: 4232
Joined: 6/29/2013
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

Sorry I haven't been around chaps, not fit for human consumption at the moment. Abnormal service will be restored as soon as possible.


We are not cannibals so it's all good.


_____________________________


(in reply to sprior)
Post #: 15143
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 4/28/2014 8:03:26 PM   
Chickenboy


Posts: 24520
Joined: 6/29/2002
From: San Antonio, TX
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

Sorry I haven't been around chaps, not fit for human consumption at the moment. Abnormal service will be restored as soon as possible.


Hope all's OK, Lord Admirar.

_____________________________


(in reply to sprior)
Post #: 15144
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 5/3/2014 5:09:30 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		The strangest thing happened. We finished a turn.

Okinawa After a bombardment by Washington, a couple of hundred air sorties and the addition of 3rd MARINE...WE ATTACK
Not bad, nearly 2:1


Ground combat at Naha (95,66)

Allied Deliberate attack

Attacking force 45594 troops, 1029 guns, 779 vehicles, Assault Value = 1704

Defending force 32100 troops, 386 guns, 223 vehicles, Assault Value = 906

Allied adjusted assault: 1671

Japanese adjusted defense: 903

Allied assault odds: 1 to 1 (fort level 3)

Allied Assault reduces fortifications to 2

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), disruption(-), preparation(-)
Attacker:

Japanese ground losses:
3120 casualties reported
Squads: 48 destroyed, 183 disabled
Non Combat: 5 destroyed, 52 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 13 disabled
Guns lost 96 (16 destroyed, 80 disabled)
Vehicles lost 29 (4 destroyed, 25 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
884 casualties reported
Squads: 5 destroyed, 93 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 19 disabled
Engineers: 3 destroyed, 75 disabled
Vehicles lost 7 (1 destroyed, 6 disabled)

Assaulting units:
34th Combat Engineer Regiment
3rd Marine Division
1st Marine Division
32nd Infantry Division
22nd Marine Regiment
131st Combat Engineer Regiment
161st Infantry Regiment
8th Australian Division
2nd Medium Regiment
2nd Eng Amph Bde
Southwest Pacific
F Det USN Port Svc

Defending units:
Guards Mixed Brigade
48th Division
1st/B Division
1st Ind.Tank Co
1st/C Division
58th Field AA Battalion
4th Shipping Engineer Regiment
39th Field AA Battalion
1st Art.Mortar Regiment
13th Ind.Hvy.Art Battalion
19th JAAF Base Force
41st Field AA Battalion
29th Field AF Construction Battalion
25th Air Flotilla
38th Field AA Battalion
5th Naval Construction Battalion
50th JNAF Coy

(in reply to khyberbill)
Post #: 15145
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 5/3/2014 5:36:02 PM   
Cap Mandrake


Posts: 23184
Joined: 11/15/2002
From: Southern California
Status: offline 		Kuriles Turns out Ok-jima garrison is stronger than anticipated but surprise is good. We bomb P-jima airfield from Shemya.

Nothing to write home about. We are all strung out over 500 miles of ocean. I blame the staff flunkies.




Attachment (1)

< Message edited by Cap Mandrake -- 5/3/2014 6:38:24 PM >

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 15146
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 5/3/2014 8:52:07 PM   
poodlebrain

 

Posts: 392
Joined: 10/4/2012
From: Comfy Chair in Baton Rouge
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Not sure I want to be ridden rike a bronco by womans 24 years older than me.

I should hope not. You wouldn't want a woman of that age to risk a broken hip. But a nice pleasant pony ride would probably be okay.

_____________________________

Never trust a man who's ass is wider than his shoulders.

(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 15147
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 5/3/2014 10:38:09 PM   
Mike McCreery


Posts: 4232
Joined: 6/29/2013
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

********3rd Marine Div landing beach, Okinawa, July 12, 1943(c)*********

<surveys scene of dozens of vehicles half submerged in the surf, 2 1/2 ton trucks, jeeps, Stuarts>

Gen. Turnage: OK, that does it. The Indiginous Formosa Woman's Motor Pool Program is officially cancelled!




Amphibious Assault at Naha (95,66)

TF 30 troops unloading over beach at Naha, 95,66

Allied ground losses:
281 casualties reported
Squads: 4 destroyed, 29 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 49 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 35 (0 destroyed, 35 disabled)
Vehicles lost 22 (6 destroyed, 16 disabled)

Motorized Support accidentally lost during unload of 3rd Marine Div /13
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /6
Motorized Support damaged beyond repair during unload of 3rd Marine Div /16
10 Support troops accidentally lost during unload of 3rd Marine Div /16
10 Support troops accidentally lost during unload of 3rd Marine Div /16
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost overboard during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost in surf during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
Motorized Support lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
Motorized Support lost overboard during unload of 3rd Marine Div /17
Motorized Support lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /17



Between this and the crappy accent, any attempt of you owning an Asian womens soccer team in the future is totally ruined.


< Message edited by Wargmr -- 5/4/2014 12:42:10 AM >

_____________________________


(in reply to Cap Mandrake)
Post #: 15148
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 5/4/2014 12:32:18 AM   
poodlebrain

 

Posts: 392
Joined: 10/4/2012
From: Comfy Chair in Baton Rouge
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Wargmr

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

********3rd Marine Div landing beach, Okinawa, July 12, 1943(c)*********

<surveys scene of dozens of vehicles half submerged in the surf, 2 1/2 ton trucks, jeeps, Stuarts>

Gen. Turnage: OK, that does it. The Indiginous Formosa Woman's Motor Pool Program is officially cancelled!




Amphibious Assault at Naha (95,66)

TF 30 troops unloading over beach at Naha, 95,66

Allied ground losses:
281 casualties reported
Squads: 4 destroyed, 29 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 49 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 35 (0 destroyed, 35 disabled)
Vehicles lost 22 (6 destroyed, 16 disabled)

Motorized Support accidentally lost during unload of 3rd Marine Div /13
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /6
Motorized Support damaged beyond repair during unload of 3rd Marine Div /16
10 Support troops accidentally lost during unload of 3rd Marine Div /16
10 Support troops accidentally lost during unload of 3rd Marine Div /16
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost overboard during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost in surf during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
Motorized Support lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
13 troops of a USMC Rifle Squad 43 lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /7
Motorized Support lost overboard during unload of 3rd Marine Div /17
Motorized Support lost from landing craft during unload of 3rd Marine Div /17



Between this and the crappy accent, any attempt of you owning an Asian womens soccer team in the future is totally ruined.

He's got nothing to worry about. He will always be able to open as many breastaurants with Asian hostesses as his checkbook will allow. And most of them will be at least 24 years younger than him.


_____________________________

Never trust a man who's ass is wider than his shoulders.

(in reply to Mike McCreery)
Post #: 15149
RE: USS Baffins Bridge - 5/5/2014 5:24:31 PM   
Argos

 

Posts: 130
Joined: 11/1/2010
From: Bozeman, MT
Status: offline 		Instead of the soccer team, I hear the Clippers might be for sale...

(in reply to poodlebrain)
Post #: 15150
Page:   <<   < prev  503 504 [505] 506 507   next >   >>
All Forums >> [New Releases from Matrix Games] >> War in the Pacific: Admiral's Edition >> After Action Reports >> RIP??? Page: <<   < prev  503 504 [505] 506 507   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts


Forum Software © ASPPlayground.NET Advanced Edition 2.4.5 ANSI

1.125