Moondawggie
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Joined: 10/18/2003 From: Placer County CA Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Secretly, I do enjoy a Long Island Iced Tea when I am at happy hour....but I make them serve it in a manly glass. Generally speaking, if a drink has more fruit juice than it does alcohol, a man should not order it, or if it is proffered, he should pretend to be muslim or mormon. And grenadine syrup is verbotten. You might as well just have yourself gelded. Amen, Brother! One of the greatest disappointments in my life was when, after 2 months of floating around on one of those "large gray boats" in the IO, my plans to spend a week on liberty in Singapore were disrupted by that darned Jimmy Carter who desperately needed us to go back out to sea and scare the Ayatollah Khomeni once again--- So, I missed out on relaxing on the Raffles Hotel Verandah, stylishly gracing the premises in a magnificently tailored White Linen Suit as one of their valued guests, sipping G&Ts made from Bombay Sapphire Gin, and exchanging witty repartee across the table with a gorgeous Eurasian 'Professional Social Hostess." (and you know, I don't think they ever refunded the deposit for my room reservation, either!). Ah, the memories of what never happened: not an umbrella pooching out of the top of a drink anywhere, or the scent of fru-fru fruit around the Bar! So, screw the Singapore Slings, you whussies! Drink a Man's Drink! (Besides, the tonic's medicinal properties ward off malaria, so it's really a health food in the Malaria Zone! And, to be sure, much better for your attitude than some darn Atabrine tablets.) The only people who drink Singapore Slings today are failed Starlets "dating" aspiring film producers in the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Just my embittered opinion---
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"The Yankees got all the smart ones, and look where it got them." General George Pickett, the night before Gettysburg
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