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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 7:37:37 PM

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if anyone's interested, there's an opening for place kicker at Boise State right now...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 7:38:12 PM

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and SNP tithe!

that reminds me...where's logboy?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 7:46:41 PM

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I'm not in manhattan. In fact i think there are dairy farms right here on the island.

Long Island-I'm sure there are. Doubt seriously that they can provide sufficient supply for the bajillions of hungry mouths in that city over yonder. So, you've got to port it in, rail it in, drive it in or fly it onto the island then, matey.

Want cheap milk? Live in Wisconsin, Minnesota or Iowa. Want a decent pastrami sandwich? Live in New York City.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 7:50:01 PM

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Anybody want to buy an aircraft carrier? Invinciables for sale. http://blog.american.com/?p=23120

10,000 tonnes of metal is going to bring the knackers out of the woodwork for access to all that lovely steel. Pity.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 8:22:14 PM

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I'm not in manhattan. In fact i think there are dairy farms right here on the island.

My sister's place could be a dairy farm. Just have to figure out how to get the milk out of the cows.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 8:32:19 PM

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Very happy for you Eric.

Now about that car. The trouble is that its probably French. See, your wife should be French (you got that one right), but your car should be German, your watch Swiss, your tea English, etc.

Heaven is where:
The lovers are Italian
The cooks are French
The mechanics are German
The police are English
The government is run by Swiss

Hell is where:
The lovers are Swiss
The cooks are English
The mechanics are French
The police are German
The government is run by Italians

if i might add...

Heaven is where:
The lovers are Italian
The cooks are French
The mechanics are German
The police are English
The government is run by Swiss
The drinking buddy is Irish

Hell is where:
The lovers are Swiss
The cooks are English
The mechanics are French
The police are German
The government is run by Italians
The drinking buddy is Irish

Would that be the O'Malley twins?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 8:38:04 PM

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I'm not in manhattan. In fact i think there are dairy farms right here on the island.

Long Island-I'm sure there are. Doubt seriously that they can provide sufficient supply for the bajillions of hungry mouths in that city over yonder. So, you've got to port it in, rail it in, drive it in or fly it onto the island then, matey.

Want cheap milk? Live in Wisconsin, Minnesota or Iowa. Want a decent pastrami sandwich? Live in New York City.

They have em in PA, NJ and CT too not to mention upstate.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 8:38:17 PM

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Anybody want to buy an aircraft carrier? Invinciables for sale. http://blog.american.com/?p=23120

I like the availability as "In stock"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 8:39:25 PM

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We had a recator panel operator called Beach Ball. Enuff said.

did he walk the two minute "run" portion of the physical tests while smoking a cigarette like our chiefs did?

Dunno, but he barely fitted through the main access hatch. If it had come to it guess who was going to be last out through the escape tower?

Edited for gender confusion.

< Message edited by sprior -- 11/29/2010 8:40:41 PM >

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 8:40:36 PM

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

I'm not in manhattan. In fact i think there are dairy farms right here on the island.

My sister's place could be a dairy farm. Just have to figure out how to get the milk out of the cows.

Milk them?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 8:41:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

I'm not in manhattan. In fact i think there are dairy farms right here on the island.

Long Island-I'm sure there are. Doubt seriously that they can provide sufficient supply for the bajillions of hungry mouths in that city over yonder. So, you've got to port it in, rail it in, drive it in or fly it onto the island then, matey.

Want cheap milk? Live in Wisconsin, Minnesota or Iowa. Want a decent pastrami sandwich? Live in New York City.

They have em in PA, NJ and CT too not to mention upstate.

What, decent pastrami sandwiches?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 8:42:42 PM

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One of the many things I like about this thread; if there are 2 ways to answer a question it will always be answered the wrong way.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 8:44:59 PM

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One of the many things I like about this thread; if there are 2 ways to answer a question it will always be answered the wrong way.

What's the other way?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 9:02:03 PM

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Dude!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 9:02:11 PM

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One of the many things I like about this thread; if there are 2 ways to answer a question it will always be answered the wrong way.

What's the other way?

... to the both of you.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 9:07:26 PM

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The Website is up if anyone would like to visit and join. http://suspenseandmystery.webs.com/

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 9:09:26 PM

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Milk them?

They are eating cows.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 9:24:50 PM

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Milk them?
They are eating cows.

Yeah well, try not to milk bulls. It's rather hazardous, I hear.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 9:52:09 PM

Chickenboy

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Milk them?
They are eating cows.

Yeah well, try not to milk bulls. It's rather hazardous, I hear.

I've got a doozy veterinary college education story there for you. It'll cost you a beer tho'.

The moral of the story: Don't give a portable milking unit to some knucklehead that grew up in the Pacific Palisades.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 9:57:09 PM

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Late Morning tithe, no turn in the box, sad bird.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 9:58:28 PM

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Good night gents

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 10:05:02 PM

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I've got a doozy veterinary college education story there for you. It'll cost you a beer tho'.

Hey Chicken, is it true that you Vets get around in big blue gloves, that go all the way up to your elbows. Then if a cow happens to be in the same rooms as you, you insert the said blue glove up the cows back passage, because this seems like very strange behavior to me.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 10:15:23 PM

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I've got a doozy veterinary college education story there for you. It'll cost you a beer tho'.

The moral of the story: Don't give a portable milking unit to some knucklehead that grew up in the Pacific Palisades.

All that will do is make the imagination run wild.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 10:40:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: scott1964

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Milk them?
They are eating cows.

Yeah well, try not to milk bulls. It's rather hazardous, I hear.

I've got a doozy veterinary college education story there for you. It'll cost you a beer tho'.

The moral of the story: Don't give a portable milking unit to some knucklehead that grew up in the Pacific Palisades.

Isn't that where you grew up, Andre?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 10:41:30 PM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: scott1964

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Milk them?
They are eating cows.

Yeah well, try not to milk bulls. It's rather hazardous, I hear.

I've got a doozy veterinary college education story there for you. It'll cost you a beer tho'.

The moral of the story: Don't give a portable milking unit to some knucklehead that grew up in the Pacific Palisades.

hey, calling people from Pacific Palisades knuckleheads is being unfair to all the airheads, bimbo's and poser's...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 11:12:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: scott1964

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Milk them?
They are eating cows.

Yeah well, try not to milk bulls. It's rather hazardous, I hear.

I've got a doozy veterinary college education story there for you. It'll cost you a beer tho'.

The moral of the story: Don't give a portable milking unit to some knucklehead that grew up in the Pacific Palisades.

Isn't that where you grew up, Andre?

Yes, yes it is. That's why the story will cost ya a beer, Steve...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 11:39:58 PM

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I've got a doozy veterinary college education story there for you. It'll cost you a beer tho'.

Hey Chicken, is it true that you Vets get around in big blue gloves, that go all the way up to your elbows. Then if a cow happens to be in the same rooms as you, you insert the said blue glove up the cows back passage, because this seems like very strange behavior to me.

"Very strange behavior"? Sez the large long-necked flightless talking grey bird. Why do you think I enjoy the splendor of THE THREAD so much, Dez?

But-to set the record straight:

Usually the gloves are clear.

They usually go up to one's armpit, not elbow.

Cows (and horses) are rectally palpated in order to assess ovarian follicular / CL development. It's a lot easier to predict their cycles for breeding or milking if you know whether they're pregnant or receptive to breeding.

And I mean receptive to breeding by homologous species.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/29/2010 11:58:35 PM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: DivePac88

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

I've got a doozy veterinary college education story there for you. It'll cost you a beer tho'.

Hey Chicken, is it true that you Vets get around in big blue gloves, that go all the way up to your elbows. Then if a cow happens to be in the same rooms as you, you insert the said blue glove up the cows back passage, because this seems like very strange behavior to me.

"Very strange behavior"? Sez the large long-necked flightless talking grey bird. Why do you think I enjoy the splendor of THE THREAD so much, Dez?

But-to set the record straight:

Usually the gloves are clear.

They usually go up to one's armpit, not elbow.

Cows (and horses) are rectally palpated in order to assess ovarian follicular / CL development. It's a lot easier to predict their cycles for breeding or milking if you know whether they're pregnant or receptive to breeding.

And I mean receptive to breeding by homologous species.

i shudder to think that this sort of talk probably turns someone on...not necessarily the act of examination, but the use of such big and expensive words...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/30/2010 1:50:56 AM

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Great googly moogly!! The thought of rectal palpatation by an entire arm.......

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/30/2010 2:08:10 AM

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