Slitherine

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ORIGINAL: USS America

Because you all are not real.  You're actually figments of my imagination.  


Shhhhhhhhh, don't tell anybody! 

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ORIGINAL: stuman

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ORIGINAL: Nikademus

tithe....


my partner of eight years has seperated from me. Apparantly the allure of Feed [Manager] Boy at her job was too much. I currently live with a mannequin where there used to be someone i loved. flip a switch.....pop the cork....the genie is out of the bottle.

Well holy f**k I am sorry to hear that.
I have decided that " Manager Boy " is an A**hole.
Like all of your friends here have said, take a deep breath, and think about what you want to do next.
And also consider looking at Federal Express, they seem to be hiring again, and I know a few people I could call if you want to shoot me an email with a resume.

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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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Most of us INTJ personality types are not real forthcoming with our emotions.

INTJ too, eh? Here too. There's a lot of that going around...

Yeah, there sure is a lot of it....I have a case of it, too.

A man like you as in touch with his emotions as he is? An INTJ? I had you pegged for INTS (Stuart Smalley).

USS is an edge point of the INTJ world. He's much too socially adept.

Now I'm quite certain Steve-O is not an INTJ.

You guys kill me. If I'm so "socially adept" why do I spend all my free time online with you clowns in this asylum?

I'm not sure where we belong in this bizzarre system Mike. But I am sure that it begins with "E". I don't think we're introverts, and we have real social contacts. Wives, families, and friends. And not just electronic ones!

Mike

"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett

"They need more rum punch" - Me


Artwork by The Amazing Dixie

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Mynok
Most of us INTJ personality types are not real forthcoming with our emotions.

INTJ too, eh? Here too. There's a lot of that going around...

Yeah, there sure is a lot of it....I have a case of it, too.

A man like you as in touch with his emotions as he is? An INTJ? I had you pegged for INTS (Stuart Smalley).

USS is an edge point of the INTJ world. He's much too socially adept.

Now I'm quite certain Steve-O is not an INTJ.

You guys kill me. If I'm so "socially adept" why do I spend all my free time online with you clowns in this asylum?

<puts on professor glasses>

Because aside from the various negative effects of technological integration into our daily lives, there is also the positive effect of being able to select your conversation companions from the population of almost the entire globe. Whereas before one was forced to settle for the closest approximation of their own interests locally available, that same individual can now find his like-minded companions through the medium of technology.

<swiftly removes professor glasses.....throws them away>

Mike

"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett

"They need more rum punch" - Me


Artwork by The Amazing Dixie

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Mynok
Most of us INTJ personality types are not real forthcoming with our emotions.

INTJ too, eh? Here too. There's a lot of that going around...

Yeah, there sure is a lot of it....I have a case of it, too.

A man like you as in touch with his emotions as he is? An INTJ? I had you pegged for INTS (Stuart Smalley).

USS is an edge point of the INTJ world. He's much too socially adept.

Now I'm quite certain Steve-O is not an INTJ.

You guys kill me. If I'm so "socially adept" why do I spend all my free time online with you clowns in this asylum?

" Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. " President Muffley

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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Mynok
Most of us INTJ personality types are not real forthcoming with our emotions.

INTJ too, eh? Here too. There's a lot of that going around...

Yeah, there sure is a lot of it....I have a case of it, too.

A man like you as in touch with his emotions as he is? An INTJ? I had you pegged for INTS (Stuart Smalley).

USS is an edge point of the INTJ world. He's much too socially adept.

Now I'm quite certain Steve-O is not an INTJ.

You guys kill me. If I'm so "socially adept" why do I spend all my free time online with you clowns in this asylum?

I'm not sure where we belong in this bizzarre system Mike. But I am sure that it begins with "E". I don't think we're introverts, and we have real social contacts. Wives, families, and friends. And not just electronic ones!

" Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. " President Muffley

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ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

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ORIGINAL: USS America

Because you all are not real.  You're actually figments of my imagination.  


Shhhhhhhhh, don't tell anybody! 

My mother's friends at her new church called me that when I was in college. She finally made me go to church with her once to prove to them that she actually had a son! Guess what, several people came up to me and said, "Hi, Figment!"

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ORIGINAL: stuman

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ORIGINAL: Nikademus

tithe....


my partner of eight years has seperated from me. Apparantly the allure of Feed [Manager] Boy at her job was too much. I currently live with a mannequin where there used to be someone i loved. flip a switch.....pop the cork....the genie is out of the bottle.

Well holy f**k I am sorry to hear that.
I have decided that " Manager Boy " is an A**hole.
Like all of your friends here have said, take a deep breath, and think about what you want to do next.
And also consider looking at Federal Express, they seem to be hiring again, and I know a few people I could call if you want to shoot me an email with a resume.

I'm not sure that he wants to end up alone on a tiny island...

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ORIGINAL: stuman

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Mynok
Most of us INTJ personality types are not real forthcoming with our emotions.

INTJ too, eh? Here too. There's a lot of that going around...

Yeah, there sure is a lot of it....I have a case of it, too.

A man like you as in touch with his emotions as he is? An INTJ? I had you pegged for INTS (Stuart Smalley).

USS is an edge point of the INTJ world. He's much too socially adept.

Now I'm quite certain Steve-O is not an INTJ.

You guys kill me. If I'm so "socially adept" why do I spend all my free time online with you clowns in this asylum?

Because we are all smart, witty, charming, loyal, clean, thrifty, kind, caring, perceptive, intuitive, forward thinking, have magical powers and good looking as hell.

Although a few of us have big egos. I will not say who.

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ORIGINAL: stuman

And blow up dolls.
Not me of course.

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

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ORIGINAL: stuman

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ORIGINAL: Nikademus

tithe....


my partner of eight years has seperated from me. Apparantly the allure of Feed [Manager] Boy at her job was too much. I currently live with a mannequin where there used to be someone i loved. flip a switch.....pop the cork....the genie is out of the bottle.

Well holy f**k I am sorry to hear that.
I have decided that " Manager Boy " is an A**hole.
Like all of your friends here have said, take a deep breath, and think about what you want to do next.
And also consider looking at Federal Express, they seem to be hiring again, and I know a few people I could call if you want to shoot me an email with a resume.

I'm not sure that he wants to end up alone on a tiny island...

With a volleyball.....

Mike

"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett

"They need more rum punch" - Me


Artwork by The Amazing Dixie

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

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ORIGINAL: USS America

Because you all are not real.  You're actually figments of my imagination.  


Shhhhhhhhh, don't tell anybody! 

My mother's friends at her new church called me that when I was in college. She finally made me go to church with her once to prove to them that she actually had a son! Guess what, several people came up to me and said, "Hi, Figment!"

Apropos of nothing an xGFU once took me to mass. During the handing out of the wine and crackers I asked if they feed Jews here too. She never took me to church again.

" Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. " President Muffley

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: radar

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: stuman

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ORIGINAL: gladiatt

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ORIGINAL: warspite1


Yeah b***** French - can't do anything right

You're right. Just look at News on french TV : we are always screewing things....but pretend not; or it was not our fault !!
Now, just look at me : i screw everything, and i pretend it, so no one can blame me for hidding...
Now, look at the past : how many time a french was involved in something good ?

Platon, Socrate, Aristote : not french
Hyppocrate : not french
Copernic, Kepller, Galilee, Newton : not french
Darwin : not french
Bill Gates ....oh wait, this one is not an example.
Sun Tzu, Confucius, Jesus, Mahomet, Boudha, (as builders of new thinking) : not french.
Cesar, Hannibal, Patton, Gengis Khan, Knut I, Belisaire : not french.
Napoleon : not french.....corsican !


.....................
OK, this post was intended to be funny.
But in fact i don't even manage to make myself smile. Sorry buddys, just not in the mood right now.
I hope i offended no one.

Catherine Deneuve,
Bridget Bardot

Sophie Marceau

Let me add French onion soup, French bread, French wines plus a beautiful language, capital city and countryside.

In order not to appear like drooling, sexist pigs I would also note Dassin, Delon, Belmondo, Montand, etc, who were all more than on par with their American counterpats......but some drooling sexist pig will probably tell me that I like boys.

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Mynok
Most of us INTJ personality types are not real forthcoming with our emotions.

INTJ too, eh? Here too. There's a lot of that going around...

Yeah, there sure is a lot of it....I have a case of it, too.

A man like you as in touch with his emotions as he is? An INTJ? I had you pegged for INTS (Stuart Smalley).

USS is an edge point of the INTJ world. He's much too socially adept.

Now I'm quite certain Steve-O is not an INTJ.

You guys kill me. If I'm so "socially adept" why do I spend all my free time online with you clowns in this asylum?

<puts on professor glasses>

Because aside from the various negative effects of technological integration into our daily lives, there is also the positive effect of being able to select your conversation companions from the population of almost the entire globe. Whereas before one was forced to settle for the closest approximation of their own interests locally available, that same individual can now find his like-minded companions through the medium of technology.

<swiftly removes professor glasses.....throws them away>

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ORIGINAL: stuman

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Mynok
Most of us INTJ personality types are not real forthcoming with our emotions.

INTJ too, eh? Here too. There's a lot of that going around...

Yeah, there sure is a lot of it....I have a case of it, too.

A man like you as in touch with his emotions as he is? An INTJ? I had you pegged for INTS (Stuart Smalley).

USS is an edge point of the INTJ world. He's much too socially adept.

Now I'm quite certain Steve-O is not an INTJ.

You guys kill me. If I'm so "socially adept" why do I spend all my free time online with you clowns in this asylum?

Because we are all smart, witty, charming, loyal, clean, thrifty, kind, caring, perceptive, intuitive, forward thinking, have magical powers and good looking as hell.

Although a few of us have big egos. I will not say who.

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

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ORIGINAL: USS America

Because you all are not real.  You're actually figments of my imagination.  


Shhhhhhhhh, don't tell anybody! 

My mother's friends at her new church called me that when I was in college. She finally made me go to church with her once to prove to them that she actually had a son! Guess what, several people came up to me and said, "Hi, Figment!"

Apropos of nothing an xGFU once took me to mass. During the handing out of the wine and crackers I asked if they feed Jews here too. She never took me to church again.

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: stuman

And blow up dolls.
Not me of course.

Of course not you.......youre the doll.

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ORIGINAL: stuman

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Mynok
Most of us INTJ personality types are not real forthcoming with our emotions.

INTJ too, eh? Here too. There's a lot of that going around...

I took that test a long time ago. I only remember the acronymn ENTJ because it reminded me of the ENTs in LOTR

I dont really remember what it was all about though. I felt it was a bit of BS tbh.

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
On my word, I will do my best to uphold the THREAD law, to help other people at all times, to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: radar

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: stuman

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ORIGINAL: gladiatt

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ORIGINAL: warspite1


Yeah b***** French - can't do anything right

You're right. Just look at News on french TV : we are always screewing things....but pretend not; or it was not our fault !!
Now, just look at me : i screw everything, and i pretend it, so no one can blame me for hidding...
Now, look at the past : how many time a french was involved in something good ?

Platon, Socrate, Aristote : not french
Hyppocrate : not french
Copernic, Kepller, Galilee, Newton : not french
Darwin : not french
Bill Gates ....oh wait, this one is not an example.
Sun Tzu, Confucius, Jesus, Mahomet, Boudha, (as builders of new thinking) : not french.
Cesar, Hannibal, Patton, Gengis Khan, Knut I, Belisaire : not french.
Napoleon : not french.....corsican !


.....................
OK, this post was intended to be funny.
But in fact i don't even manage to make myself smile. Sorry buddys, just not in the mood right now.
I hope i offended no one.

Catherine Deneuve,
Bridget Bardot

Sophie Marceau

Let me add French onion soup, French bread, French wines plus a beautiful language, capital city and countryside.

In order not to appear like drooling, sexist pigs I would also note Dassin, Delon, Belmondo, Montand, etc, who were all more than on par with their American counterpats......but some drooling sexist pig will probably tell me that I like boys.

Onime likes boys....heh heh (drool)...

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


Onime's an egghead!

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You got this all wrong, stu. It's Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean and Reverent.

On my word, I will do my best to uphold the THREAD law, to help other people at all times, to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

There are come backs for that sort of humor in another's house of worship, but I'll take those offline...

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: stuman

And blow up dolls.
Not me of course.

Of course not you.......youre the doll.

Onime likes boys!

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

There are come backs for that sort of humor in another's house of worship, but I'll take those offline...

Those are only valid if you take yourself entirely too seriously....in which case I apologize for offending anyone's religious sentiments.

" Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. " President Muffley

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You got this all wrong, stu. It's Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean and Reverent.

On my word, I will do my best to uphold the THREAD law, to help other people at all times, to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.

Hey, hey, HEY........dont lump me in with that bunch of weirdos.

" Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. " President Muffley

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: scott1964

Nice and comfy in my hotel room.

Are you traveling, or did you get kicked out of the house?

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ORIGINAL: stuman

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

There are come backs for that sort of humor in another's house of worship, but I'll take those offline...

Those are only valid if you take yourself entirely too seriously....in which case I apologize for offending anyone's religious sentiments.

Well I have to take myself seriously, no one else does.

Mike

"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett

"They need more rum punch" - Me


Artwork by The Amazing Dixie