Merker
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Here is the latest chapter. I wanted to take it further than this, but it's getting harder and harder to keep up with all the stuff happening at once. Chapter 5 -To raid or not to raid ARRRR!! I be wakin' bored this mornin'. The past raidin' 's been fruitless for me lads and meself. We be findin' nothin' at the Republic colonies in the south. Seems they be recently expandin' here fer except a wee freighter or two nothing crossed the sights of our cannons. But me boredom didn't have a long life. ARRR! Shiver me timbers, we be findin' another one of those wreck fields. 'Tis like they be everywhere in the claws of our enemies. Methinks someone be leavin' them on purpose everywhere. Fortunately, we be able to find one of the republic constructors finishing repairs, and we be claimin' a new cruiser for our band of merry men. As we be returnin' to Korrabia for refuellin', we be gettin' news that the Republic fleet be huntin' one of our ressupliers, headin' our meery way. Well be throwin' me into space and shootin' me with a torpedo. We be gettin' some action today. And just when we be thinkin' that the holds are a'fullin'. ARRR, those wretched toads be troublin' again. They be hittin' our smugglin' bases. Us be showin' them no quarter when we be radin' their home. A plan is underway from the Big badda Boss. YARRRRR! But first we need to be takin' care of the wee fleet headin' our way!!! Man the turrets you space slugs, be readin' this ship fer battle!! One of our scouts be pickin' up their hold o'booty, smack in their home system. That be no challenge fer meself and me mates, once the Boss be givin' us permission. We must be takin care of the froggies soon enough though, the fat-heads and flat-lizards be decidin' to be goin' after us! YARRRR, more loot for each cut-throat aboard this fleet, yahrr harr harrr http://img858.imageshack.us/img858/9282/pic6toadgets.jpg Well I'll be shot and impaled on a pike, we be catching the Republic fleet in an ambush!!! The Kyphar system be the perfect place where our r'sply ship lured them, and they be fallin' fer it. We be waitin' so close to the star that we be feeling our brains a'roastin' but that be confusin' their sensors so much they never knew what hit'em. Not their main fleet with the cap'ships, but good enough a prey fer me!! Bring them down ya space urchins!! Last one to board their flagship is a target fer me blaster!!! Yarrr Harr Harr, the cowards be runnin' in fear of our guns!!! After their flagship fell, they be turnin' tail and runnin' further than we be botherin' to follow. After this here success, the Republic be willin' to pay us tribute and leave us be with our dealin'. This be the grand day we be waitin' for since we started our little raidin' party. But much more work to be done. The good news couldn't couldn't be any sooner, fer the otapao and others be refusing to pay taxes, so we be thinkin' they be needin' a wippin'....but not before the wee toadies get a tastin' 3 of our raider fleets be convergin' on the central systems. We be goin' fer the jugular, a slash of the ol' cutlass never fails to bring the fear out of anyone,harrrr harr Raider 5 launched a darrin' assault against the main yard o' the Kennatar, they took heavy casualties, but those scalawags be pullin it of!!!! I'll be thundered and thrown in lava, but they did it, and got us the payment in full!! Raider7 retamed the Sol people, who'd been thinkin' about takin' us down again(what be they thinkin', tha' they can kill us with harsh language?! those rottin' tar covered-and-roasted-in-oil sea urchins!!!!) ARRRRR, we be fightin' in the heart of toad land. Pieces of frogs be flying left and right, they never be expectin' us so deep behind their lines. We be tearin' their stations assunder...HAAARRRRR!! Mateys, be sure to be loadin' up the loot, we be goin' back rich today! All scoundrels with a taste for exotic munchin' be goin' to the boardin' pods!!! Shiver me timbers and be throwin me into fire!!! The toads be havin' another one of those world killer thingies!!!! How many o' those be there?! The Argos' been blastin planets assunder lately, and now the frogs be swimmin' in planet dust!! What be the world commin' to?! So close to our goals be us, yet everyone commin' up with planet killin machines!!! ARRR, this be hard times fer a pirate such as meself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ubrua Scae mining camp be destroyin', along with the entire freakin' planet!!! ARRR, what be the use of destroyin' planets, no lootin' and pillagin' can be done!!! Why can't everyone be practical like us pirates?! Raider6 be attackin' the big ball, but me be doubtin' they be havin' any luckin'! We be toastin' to their success....or deaths o'glory... BEFORE & AFTER Not all be dark and moody today,fer the zenox and the Dethanoni be givin' up on crime fightin' and accepting our taxes. The Big Badda Boss must be knowin' how to be talkin' to them queer folk! ARRRR, we be followin' tha' man to Davey Jones' locker and back again!! ARRR Harr harrr harrr, methinks me goin' queer nowadays, 'cause me can't be believin' me patchless eye! The dhayut fellas' be sendin' a fleet to aid R6 against the planet killer, ARRR, me and the boys be toastin' to their name!! The spiders sure be knowin' how to deal with us pirates, the right way that be!! Sadly, the planet killer escaped before the spider mateys destroyed it!! But we be dealin' a might blow to the frogs today!! This be callin' for a toastin'!! The later toast ain' over yet when we be hearin' about the lizards of the north be agreein' to pay the tribute of peace!! We be rejoicin' a lot nowadays, methinks me should be changin' the code for the rum bay, otherwise we be goin' with drunken mateys into the next battle!!! Smugglin' be going good these days, lots o'coin to be made. We be makin' no discriminations, we be sellin' to all who be willin' to pay. Swashbucklers be smarter than most, we be havin' no use for hatred. Spice going to everyone and boostin' the ol' treasure hold. Soon we be gettin' zentabia fluid, me hears, fer 'tis addictive and be sellin' well on the market. The wee toadies be fightin' over it with the otapao and others, but we be sendin' our slaves to be minin' everythin', hardy harrr harrr. Arrrr! The naxillians be hatin' us fer no reason, even though the Big Boss be their cousin as a race. They be havin' no honor, so they be gettin' no quarter from us. 'Tis been decided, we be raidin' them right after the toadies have been taught another lesson. At least they be takin' care o'that wee space kraken in orbit o' our smugglin' camp near their grounds. This should be good fer the bussiness. Those treacherous hyenas that the Republic be, they be decidin' to be huntin' us once more. We be takin' none of that, once me fleet be full o' fuel me boys and meself be raidin' their capital. They must be learnin' they not be messin' with us pirates. On the frog front, we be hearin that R7 be findin' the world killer of the toadies...while under repair!! ARRR, this be our chance, methinks, time to rid the galaxy of this unprofitable venture. We be pirates, yes, but killin' planets is bad fer everyone's business, so what if we be savin' everyone else fer a change? HARR, this be amusin', the spiders be wackin' the big shippie before our party even be gettin' there. These wee spiders be havin' a pirate mind. They be raidin' with precision. This be hard times fer me and me crew. Without fuel we be takin' ages to be gettin' anywhere, in enemy land no less. The zenox be chosin' to be breakin' the deal again. ARRR, and we be sittin' here on our behinds doin' nothin'. THIS BE gettin' tiresome. Finally the Otapao be givin' up again. They be askin' fer a lesson. Fortunately fer them we be busy....very busy. Finally the ship o' bug slaves be arrivin' at Zentabia and the minin''s begun. Fortunately, the Republic and the Argos be bein' too busy killin' each other to be botherin' us around that area, so we be shippin zentabia as well now. 'Tis not a bad drug, it actually be makin' people better, but 'tis pretty addictive, and the evil governments be decidin' that that not be allowin' them to be controlin' the folks. What be wrong with a wee bit o' the ol' freedom says I? Pirates be teachin' them how to treat people soon methinks. After many weeks'a'waitin' we be reachin' a friendly port where we be breathin' a bit and refuelin' at the peaceful lizards o' the Yitnes system. Now we be ready fer action against the frogs. We be makin' them pay for strandin' us so far. On to toadland!! ARRRG!!! We be hittin' the toads hardin', and our cook be givin' us frog stew tonightin'. They be surprised again by our attacks, with all their petty wars a'goin'. We be hoppin' this time they be givin'...if not then we can always be takin', harrr harrr harrr!!! The Raid be successful, ARRRR! But the toadies not be surrenderin'. They be tough opponents yarr, but we be pirates, and soon they be yieldin', like all the others behind them, harr harr!! -End of chapter- Well, it's not the size I hoped it would be. It certainly was challenging to keep the fleets alive and keep up with all the events without being boring. The largest part of this chapter was raiding to keep the other people subjugated. They kept redeclaring war over and over again, and the toads just don't give up. Stay tuned for MORE PIRACY.....AND AND EPIC CONCLUSION!!!
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