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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 6:05:48 PM

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...tithe...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 6:09:27 PM

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...Timmy Lin made it 5 innings in his debut...91 pitches! but only one hit, no runs...even better news, gigantes take the series 2-1 from the evil LA empire

wonder how large panda has to get before they sit his fat arse...guess it doesn't matter if you're hitting dingers and fielding like a vacuum cleaner...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 6:10:57 PM

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...dishwasher went on the fritz...wouldn't drain...opened her up and poked around...nada...$120 later, repair guy removes a "pit" from the drain and works fine...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 6:17:55 PM

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...dishwasher went on the fritz...wouldn't drain...opened her up and poked around...nada...$120 later, repair guy removes a "pit" from the drain and works fine...

He actually just reset the timer on the "clog the drain" valve.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 6:18:26 PM

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...dishwasher went on the fritz...wouldn't drain...opened her up and poked around...nada...$120 later, repair guy removes a "pit" from the drain and works fine...

That's just God's way of punishing you for the sports teams you support!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 6:25:33 PM

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...dishwasher went on the fritz...wouldn't drain...opened her up and poked around...nada...$120 later, repair guy removes a "pit" from the drain and works fine...

He actually just reset the timer on the "clog the drain" valve.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 6:27:45 PM

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...dishwasher went on the fritz...wouldn't drain...opened her up and poked around...nada...$120 later, repair guy removes a "pit" from the drain and works fine...

That's just God's way of punishing you for the sports teams you support!

...could be...going to hell in a handbasket, but enjoying the ride! two world series in 3 years is fun...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 6:52:20 PM

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...dishwasher went on the fritz...wouldn't drain...opened her up and poked around...nada...$120 later, repair guy removes a "pit" from the drain and works fine...

...it's highway robbery, i tell you! the guy that replaced a fuse on the hot tub only charged $60!!!

<theatrical aside: ok, ok...before you cast stones, i'm a busy, busy man with lots of, erm, important hobbies...no time to check this, tinker with that...yeah, that's the ticket...>

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 7:06:25 PM

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Good morning. Spring is still absent, more snnow is the forecast.
Aaaah, coffee.

Morning, Schani. Last night was likely our final "frost warning" of the season. Woke up this morning and it was 41 outside. Couple of days of chilly (mid 50's) rain and then we are off and running for Spring with sunshine and mid - upper 70's.

We just keep getting setback after setback. Golf in May? Just have wait and see. Up to 4" for the weekend. And still plenty on the ground. Well I did pray for a slow melt. But not put it in reverse.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 7:08:31 PM

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Our cleaner is awesome.

Victor? Thought he was French?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 9:29:04 PM

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Take all the real-estate you want, but remember it's only important if I choose to defend it.

Yeah, yer right. Who could blame you for wanting to abandon New Zealand or Australia? Why would anyone want to defend that stuff?

In game terms Australia and New Zealand are of no interest to me, as I have no RL political pressures on me. Why would any competent high command send assets, thousands of miles in the wrong direction. Tokyo is the only direction I'm going to be going, if you want the south west you can have it.

That's the thing about scenario 2; you Jap's get all these extra assets, and you waste them by using them out of position. You're just the same as the Jap's in RL, you waste your advantages on your own vanity.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 9:31:11 PM

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Our cleaner is awesome.

Victor? Thought he was French?

No... he's clearly a cleaner, as the title says you silly hen.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 9:40:18 PM

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quote:

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...dishwasher went on the fritz...wouldn't drain...opened her up and poked around...nada...$120 later, repair guy removes a "pit" from the drain and works fine...

...it's highway robbery, i tell you! the guy that replaced a fuse on the hot tub only charged $60!!!

<theatrical aside: ok, ok...before you cast stones, i'm a busy, busy man with lots of, erm, important hobbies...no time to check this, tinker with that...yeah, that's the ticket...>

Thats where being an ex electronics/telecommunications technician comes in real handy, I've fixed a few of ours, and friends electronic/electric appliances, I've even rewired a dishwasher's circuit-board once. This probably makes me a useful chap, and the world's greatest smart person.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 10:14:54 PM

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Another great spring day in the Blue Ridge. This one caught everyone by surprise. 4-5 inches now and still falling.
It should not last long the soil was fairly warm.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 11:06:25 PM

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You sound disappointed. You can have some ours. No charge. Feel free to take as much as you want.

I noticed your welcome sign is facing the wrong way. I take that's hint to visitors.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/4/2013 11:14:37 PM

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Take all the real-estate you want, but remember it's only important if I choose to defend it.

Yeah, yer right. Who could blame you for wanting to abandon New Zealand or Australia? Why would anyone want to defend that stuff?

In game terms Australia and New Zealand are of no interest to me, as I have no RL political pressures on me. Why would any competent high command send assets, thousands of miles in the wrong direction. Tokyo is the only direction I'm going to be going, if you want the south west you can have it.

That's the thing about scenario 2; you Jap's get all these extra assets, and you waste them by using them out of position. You're just the same as the Jap's in RL, you waste your advantages on your own vanity.

Tell me, what strategic advantage is there in having Lark Force deployed along the seabed of the Coral Sea, DivePac? Must be some high level strategizing goin' on-clearly they were on their way to Tokyo via the seabed?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 12:55:08 AM

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You poor misguided little chicken, you think that destroying small forward units will worry me. No this Emu's far above that level, and I gather my strategic juggernaut patently. I do not partake in silly trivial little actions, that disperse my forces to inflate my ego.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 3:31:43 AM

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You poor misguided little chicken, you think that destroying small forward units will worry me. No this Emu's far above that level, and I gather my strategic juggernaut patently. I do not partake in silly trivial little actions, that disperse my forces to inflate my ego.

Ratite rubbish. Bring it, big bird.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 9:12:06 AM

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Hi all,

Good morning!

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 9:28:00 AM

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Another great spring day in the Blue Ridge. This one caught everyone by surprise. 4-5 inches now and still falling.
It should not last long the soil was fairly warm.

Hmmm... how is that "Welcome" sign turned?

Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 9:32:49 AM

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Looks like an open gate, resting against the wall.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 9:34:53 AM

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Good morning friends.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 11:45:07 AM

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I have a colleague at work that is retired from the British Army. He's still "in the loop" on the joke mails though.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 11:45:31 AM

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 12:27:50 PM

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Tithe...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 1:15:01 PM

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Hi all,

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ORIGINAL: NCSUforest

Another great spring day in the Blue Ridge. This one caught everyone by surprise. 4-5 inches now and still falling.
It should not last long the soil was fairly warm.

Hmmm... how is that "Welcome" sign turned?

Leo "Apollo11"

Because everyone is welcome to leave.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 1:21:53 PM

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 1:22:22 PM

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Good Friday morning - Tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 2:00:03 PM

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8F. This morning. The North Korean's have a weather machine.
I'm defending with coffee.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 4/5/2013 2:12:07 PM

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ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

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ORIGINAL: NCSUforest

Another great spring day in the Blue Ridge. This one caught everyone by surprise. 4-5 inches now and still falling.
It should not last long the soil was fairly warm.

Hmmm... how is that "Welcome" sign turned?

Leo "Apollo11"

Because everyone is welcome to leave.