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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 12:38:51 AM

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Any post is fine, but you must include a least some reference, however obscure or weird, to the original topic.

Parusski Steiner at work

Bohoo!

There is no reference to the original subject in your post Steiner. You are slipping. I think it is time to call in a replacement for Steiner.

Reread the post, you missed something at the end

You did what?!

This is an edit: Cheat was the word I was looking for.

< Message edited by Orm -- 2/14/2012 12:43:11 AM >

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 12:49:23 AM

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You did what?!

This is an edit: Cheat was the word I was looking for.

This is me sticking out my tongue and making a rude noise at this time...

LOL, love Cartman. He is a great moral philosopher.

Edit was ONLY to put in a coma.

< Message edited by parusski -- 2/14/2012 1:11:49 AM >

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 1:06:08 AM

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You did what?!

This is an edit: Cheat was the word I was looking for.

This is me sticking out my tongue and making a rude noise...

LOL, love Cartman. He is a great moral philosopher.

Sigh. So many off topic post this time of day. Seriously. How are we ever going to respect your authority?

Edit: And with that I am retiring for the night.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 1:12:29 AM

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You did what?!

This is an edit: Cheat was the word I was looking for.

This is me sticking out my tongue and making a rude noise...

LOL, love Cartman. He is a great moral philosopher.

Sigh. So many off topic post this time of day. Seriously. How are we ever going to respect your authority?

Edit: And with that I am retiring for the night.

It's time you take your meds.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 1:37:57 AM

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Do you mean now?

Well, I no longer need the time from when I first asked. I just need to set my alarm clock.

Just visit www.time.gov whenever you need to know the exact time.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 1:48:34 AM

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Do you mean now?

Well, I no longer need the time from when I first asked. I just need to set my alarm clock.

Just visit www.time.gov whenever you need to know the exact time.

NEIN. This is The Search for the Holy "DO YOU HAVE THE TIME?" Grail.

Besides time.gov only tells me the time it was when the site was updated, which was in the past, even if only a fraction of a nano second ago...see the problem we face?????

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 6:28:11 AM

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You did what?!

This is an edit: Cheat was the word I was looking for.

This is me sticking out my tongue and making a rude noise...

LOL, love Cartman. He is a great moral philosopher.

Sigh. So many off topic post this time of day. Seriously. How are we ever going to respect your authority?

Edit: And with that I am retiring for the night.

Warspite1

Do you mean Authoritah?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 6:32:43 AM

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My Girlfriend Topless. I'll bet you wish she had the time for you, but she doesn't!

How sweet.

Any post is fine, but you must include a least some reference, however obscure or weird, to the original topic.

Parusski Steiner at work

THIS IS NOT AN EDIT: TIME TIME TIME TIME

Warspite1

But Yogi did include reference to time in his post Steiner. Re-read it - its clear for all to see. BTW Mrs Yogi looks a fox

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 6:35:57 AM

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Do you mean now?

Well, I no longer need the time from when I first asked. I just need to set my alarm clock.

Just visit www.time.gov whenever you need to know the exact time.

Warspite1

Thanks for trying to help bradfordkay, but with respect, I just don't think you understand the issue here. We need the Time.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 8:05:57 AM

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You did what?!

This is an edit: Cheat was the word I was looking for.

This is me sticking out my tongue and making a rude noise...

LOL, love Cartman. He is a great moral philosopher.

Sigh. So many off topic post this time of day. Seriously. How are we ever going to respect your authority?

Edit: And with that I am retiring for the night.

Warspite1

Do you mean Authoritah?

Indeed. But I couldn't bring myself to write that.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 12:20:13 PM

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My Girlfriend Topless. I'll bet you wish she had the time for you, but she doesn't!

How sweet.

Any post is fine, but you must include a least some reference, however obscure or weird, to the original topic.

Parusski Steiner at work

THIS IS NOT AN EDIT: TIME TIME TIME TIME

Warspite1

But Yogi did include reference to time in his post Steiner. Re-read it - its clear for all to see. BTW Mrs Yogi looks a fox

Thanks Warspite, I was wondering how Parusski missed the reference. Eyes getting too blury from his constant online reading & posting perhaps? Yes you are correct, Mrs Yogi is hot! I do have to correct you though, she is a bear not a fox. You should see her when she is a fully bare bear!

But I don't have TIME to post that picture and she would growl at me if I did.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 12:30:00 PM

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bare bear!

OOOHHH. TIME for me to lay off the BPB.

Anyway, I think you stuck the word TIME back in.

Clock, watch, alarm, sun dial, time stick, time is money and money is time and do have time to give me a dime so I can buy lemon-lime peanut brittle.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 8:42:00 PM

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My Girlfriend Topless. I'll bet you wish she had the time for you, but she doesn't!

How sweet.

Any post is fine, but you must include a least some reference, however obscure or weird, to the original topic.

Parusski Steiner at work

THIS IS NOT AN EDIT: TIME TIME TIME TIME

Warspite1

But Yogi did include reference to time in his post Steiner. Re-read it - its clear for all to see. BTW Mrs Yogi looks a fox

Thanks Warspite, I was wondering how Parusski missed the reference. Eyes getting too blury from his constant online reading & posting perhaps? Yes you are correct, Mrs Yogi is hot! I do have to correct you though, she is a bear not a fox. You should see her when she is a fully bare bear! But I don't have TIME to post that picture and she
would growl at me if I did.

Warspite1

She's bootylicious I'm sure

Can I have her number?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 8:43:52 PM

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She's bootylicious I'm sure Can I have her number?

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She is at that.

But I have one question for you warspite1. What is the topic of this thread??? HMMMM???

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 8:49:08 PM

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She's bootylicious I'm sure Can I have her number?

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She is at that.

But I have one question for you warspite1. What is the topic of this thread??? HMMMM???

Warspite1

The topic is "Do You Have The Time?" that being the case, why did you not mention the time in your last post? Naughty Steiner

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 8:53:05 PM

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She's bootylicious I'm sure Can I have her number?

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England expects that every man will do his duty - Horatio Nelson 1805.

She is at that.

But I have one question for you warspite1. What is the topic of this thread??? HMMMM???

Any post is fine, but you must include a least some reference, however obscure or weird, to the original topic.
About time you respect my work

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 9:03:49 PM

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Warspite1

She's bootylicious I'm sure Can I have her number?

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England expects that every man will do his duty - Horatio Nelson 1805.

She is at that.

But I have one question for you warspite1. What is the topic of this thread??? HMMMM???

Warspite1

The topic is "Do You Have The Time?" that being the case, why did you not mention the time in your last post? Naughty Steiner

Because I am using BPB, trying to find out the TIME, watching soccer, planning to watch the super bowl, updating my Steiner image, playing Airline Empires...

TIME is not all it's cracked up to be.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 9:12:49 PM

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Because I am using BPB, trying to find out the TIME, watching soccer, planning to watch the super bowl, updating my Steiner image, playing Airline Empires...

TIME is not all it's cracked up to be.

Airline Empires seems to be a time stealer of the worst kind. Wise men stay well away from it.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 9:16:54 PM

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Warspite1

She's bootylicious I'm sure Can I have her number?

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She is at that.

But I have one question for you warspite1. What is the topic of this thread??? HMMMM???

Warspite1

The topic is "Do You Have The Time?" that being the case, why did you not mention the time in your last post? Naughty Steiner

Because I am using BPB, trying to find out the TIME, watching soccer, planning to watch the super bowl, updating my Steiner image, playing Airline Empires...

TIME is not all it's cracked up to be.

Warspite1

Excuses Steiner, listen if you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem - please ensure you use the various threads in the appropriate way. I haven't got time to be chastising you every 5 minutes

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 9:21:30 PM

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Excuses Steiner, listen if you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem - please ensure you use the various threads in the appropriate way. I haven't got time to be chastising you every 5 minutes

OOOOHHHH. I am trembling.

And what will u do if I fail to mention TIME every TIME I take TIME to post on the TIME thread? I do not have TIME to talk about TIME all the TIME.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 9:27:41 PM

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Excuses Steiner, listen if you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem - please ensure you use the various threads in the appropriate way. I haven't got time to be chastising you every 5 minutes

OOOOHHHH. I am trembling.

And what will u do if I fail to mention TIME every TIME I take TIME to post on the TIME thread? I do not have TIME to talk about TIME all the TIME.

Warspite1

Well, firstly I would take the TIME to find out why you feel you don't have the TIME to talk about the TIME; do you have a TIME management issue? Is the real issue that you cannot tell the TIME? I will take Some TIME out to find what the issue is but feel certain that all will become apparent in the fullness of TIME.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/14/2012 9:29:07 PM

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Excuses Steiner, listen if you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem - please ensure you use the various threads in the appropriate way. I haven't got time to be chastising you every 5 minutes

OOOOHHHH. I am trembling.

And what will u do if I fail to mention TIME every TIME I take TIME to post on the TIME thread? I do not have TIME to talk about TIME all the TIME.

Warspite1

Well, firstly I would take the TIME to find out why you feel you don't have the TIME to talk about the TIME; do you have a TIME management issue? Is the real issue that you cannot tell the TIME? I will take Some TIME out to find what the issue is but feel certain that all will become apparent in the fullness of TIME.

The truth is I can't read numbers. I can read words, but I never took the TIME to understand those weird ten digits.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/17/2012 7:25:51 PM

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Does anyone have the time please?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/17/2012 7:49:26 PM

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Well, firstly I would take the TIME to find out why you feel you don't have the TIME to talk about the TIME; do you have a TIME management issue? Is the real issue that you cannot tell the TIME? I will take Some TIME out to find what the issue is but feel certain that all will become apparent in the fullness of TIME.

Do you really think I would mislead you, or anyone??

There was a TIME when I tried to learn to tell TIME. But those were during my college days and there was never enough TIME to study for the TIME class.

SO, WHAT IS THE FREAKING TIME? I need to set the TIME on my DVR, PC and CLOCK in order to know what TIME it is. But I need the TIME right now, not some time in the future when you post a reply.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/17/2012 8:04:28 PM

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Well, firstly I would take the TIME to find out why you feel you don't have the TIME to talk about the TIME; do you have a TIME management issue? Is the real issue that you cannot tell the TIME? I will take Some TIME out to find what the issue is but feel certain that all will become apparent in the fullness of TIME.

Do you really think I would mislead you, or anyone?? There was a TIME when I tried to learn to tell TIME. But those were during my college days and there was never enough TIME to study for the TIME class.

SO, WHAT IS THE FREAKING TIME? I need to set the TIME on my DVR, PC and CLOCK in order to know what TIME it is. But I need the TIME right now, not some time in the future when you post a reply.

Warspite1

+1

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/17/2012 8:18:00 PM

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Well, firstly I would take the TIME to find out why you feel you don't have the TIME to talk about the TIME; do you have a TIME management issue? Is the real issue that you cannot tell the TIME? I will take Some TIME out to find what the issue is but feel certain that all will become apparent in the fullness of TIME.

Do you really think I would mislead you, or anyone?? There was a TIME when I tried to learn to tell TIME. But those were during my college days and there was never enough TIME to study for the TIME class.

SO, WHAT IS THE FREAKING TIME? I need to set the TIME on my DVR, PC and CLOCK in order to know what TIME it is. But I need the TIME right now, not some time in the future when you post a reply.

TIME!

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/17/2012 8:28:16 PM

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Well, firstly I would take the TIME to find out why you feel you don't have the TIME to talk about the TIME; do you have a TIME management issue? Is the real issue that you cannot tell the TIME? I will take Some TIME out to find what the issue is but feel certain that all will become apparent in the fullness of TIME.

Do you really think I would mislead you, or anyone?? There was a TIME when I tried to learn to tell TIME. But those were during my college days and there was never enough TIME to study for the TIME class.

SO, WHAT IS THE FREAKING TIME? I need to set the TIME on my DVR, PC and CLOCK in order to know what TIME it is. But I need the TIME right now, not some time in the future when you post a reply.

TIME!

Very good Orm. That little link earns you 100lbs of Cashew Brittle.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/17/2012 8:33:20 PM

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Well, firstly I would take the TIME to find out why you feel you don't have the TIME to talk about the TIME; do you have a TIME management issue? Is the real issue that you cannot tell the TIME? I will take Some TIME out to find what the issue is but feel certain that all will become apparent in the fullness of TIME.

Do you really think I would mislead you, or anyone?? There was a TIME when I tried to learn to tell TIME. But those were during my college days and there was never enough TIME to study for the TIME class.

SO, WHAT IS THE FREAKING TIME? I need to set the TIME on my DVR, PC and CLOCK in order to know what TIME it is. But I need the TIME right now, not some time in the future when you post a reply.

TIME!

Very good Orm. That little link earns you 100lbs of Cashew Brittle.

Warspite1

And where was your reference to Time in that post Corporal??

Anyway, the question stands - a quelle heure et il sil vous plait?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/17/2012 8:33:52 PM

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Well, firstly I would take the TIME to find out why you feel you don't have the TIME to talk about the TIME; do you have a TIME management issue? Is the real issue that you cannot tell the TIME? I will take Some TIME out to find what the issue is but feel certain that all will become apparent in the fullness of TIME.

Do you really think I would mislead you, or anyone?? There was a TIME when I tried to learn to tell TIME. But those were during my college days and there was never enough TIME to study for the TIME class.

SO, WHAT IS THE FREAKING TIME? I need to set the TIME on my DVR, PC and CLOCK in order to know what TIME it is. But I need the TIME right now, not some time in the future when you post a reply.

TIME!

Very good Orm. That little link earns you 100lbs of Cashew Brittle.

Cashew Brittle??? Sounds fake. Is that some kind of poison?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 2/17/2012 8:35:56 PM

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Warspite1

Well, firstly I would take the TIME to find out why you feel you don't have the TIME to talk about the TIME; do you have a TIME management issue? Is the real issue that you cannot tell the TIME? I will take Some TIME out to find what the issue is but feel certain that all will become apparent in the fullness of TIME.

Do you really think I would mislead you, or anyone?? There was a TIME when I tried to learn to tell TIME. But those were during my college days and there was never enough TIME to study for the TIME class.

SO, WHAT IS THE FREAKING TIME? I need to set the TIME on my DVR, PC and CLOCK in order to know what TIME it is. But I need the TIME right now, not some time in the future when you post a reply.

TIME!

Very good Orm. That little link earns you 100lbs of Cashew Brittle.

Cashew Brittle??? Sounds fake. Is that some kind of poison?