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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/25/2012 2:51:38 PM   
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Anybody know what time I need to set my alarm for tomorrow?


Do you still need to know what TIME to set your alarm for?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/25/2012 3:11:52 PM   
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Yes please. What time shall I set it for tomorrow?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/25/2012 3:58:48 PM   
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Yes please. What time shall I set it for tomorrow?


That depends on what TIME you need to awaken.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/25/2012 8:36:49 PM   
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Yes please. What time shall I set it for tomorrow?


That depends on what TIME you need to awaken.
Warspite1

Don't get all complicated on me now. Just tell me the time I need to set my alarm for please.....

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/25/2012 9:02:25 PM   
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Yes please. What time shall I set it for tomorrow?


That depends on what TIME you need to awaken.
Warspite1

Don't get all complicated on me now. Just tell me the time I need to set my alarm for please.....

You got it all backwards. You set the alarm for the time when it is time to go to bed. Why would anyone want to set the alarm to awake oneself. Pure torture.




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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 10:50:51 AM   
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Yes please. What time shall I set it for tomorrow?


That depends on what TIME you need to awaken.
Warspite1

Don't get all complicated on me now. Just tell me the time I need to set my alarm for please.....

You got it all backwards. You set the alarm for the time when it is time to go to bed. Why would anyone want to set the alarm to awake oneself. Pure torture.



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I thought I would give that a try Ormster. I don't think the results were quite as expected......

On Thursday evening I set the alarm for 11 o'clock. Unfortunately I was so tired I had actually drifted off to sleep about an hour earlier. The alarm then went off and I had to get up to turn it off. Well you know how it is - I could not then get back to sleep.

In consequence I was late waking up the following day and so missed a vital business meeting. This resulted in me losing my job and as a result my wife has left me.

Orm, if you have anymore bright ideas, could I respectfully ask you to shove them where the sun does not shine?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 1:38:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Yes please. What time shall I set it for tomorrow?


That depends on what TIME you need to awaken.
Warspite1

Don't get all complicated on me now. Just tell me the time I need to set my alarm for please.....

You got it all backwards. You set the alarm for the time when it is time to go to bed. Why would anyone want to set the alarm to awake oneself. Pure torture.



Warspite1

I thought I would give that a try Ormster. I don't think the results were quite as expected......

On Thursday evening I set the alarm for 11 o'clock. Unfortunately I was so tired I had actually drifted off to sleep about an hour earlier. The alarm then went off and I had to get up to turn it off. Well you know how it is - I could not then get back to sleep.

In consequence I was late waking up the following day and so missed a vital business meeting. This resulted in me losing my job and as a result my wife has left me.

Orm, if you have anymore bright ideas, could I respectfully ask you to shove them where the sun does not shine?

You must avoid rookie mistakes and go to sleep before the alarm rings.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 1:40:47 PM   
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shove them where the sun does not shine?

Antartica?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 7:03:34 PM   
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shove them where the sun does not shine?

Antartica?
Warspite1

I think you will find young Ormster, that the sun does indeed shine in Antartica, and, as A-ha pointed out in 1986, the Sun Always Shines on T.V. However mccolleague it does not shine up your (blackadder music intervenes at the appropriate moment).

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 7:15:44 PM   
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shove them where the sun does not shine?

Antartica?
Warspite1

I think you will find young Ormster, that the sun does indeed shine in Antartica, and, as A-ha pointed out in 1986, the Sun Always Shines on T.V. However mccolleague it does not shine up your (blackadder music intervenes at the appropriate moment).


This is the point that parusski's birthday goes wrong. He just can't understand why, after 4058 hits and 578 posts(unfreakinbelievable) no one has answered the question correctly.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 7:18:12 PM   
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Is it MILLER TIME?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 7:20:24 PM   
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Is it MILLER TIME?


You are close, but not close enough.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 7:30:50 PM   
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Is it Parusski TIME?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 7:31:56 PM   
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Is it Parusski TIME?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 7:37:35 PM   
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Is it Parusski TIME?


Now what kinda double post is that??

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 7:42:24 PM   
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Pardon the double post.

If it's not Parusski TIME, then I fart in your general direction. I unclog my nose at you, you tiny-brained wiper of other peoples's bottoms!

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 7:48:56 PM   
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Pardon the double post.

If it's not Parusski TIME, then I fart in your general direction. I unclog my nose at you, you tiny-brained wiper of other peoples's bottoms!
Warspite1

nate25. I know you are a little slow (in addition to being the great great grandson of an incompetent oaf who was responsible for the death of an entire town), but have you REALLY not worked it out yet??

This is Steiner's hilarious game. You can never get the right answer because a second after you post it, the time has changed. Don't you see?? Now, get yourself over to the G7YPBW thread and get working on the greatest game in history.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 7:52:38 PM   
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Pardon the double post.

If it's not Parusski TIME, then I fart in your general direction. I unclog my nose at you, you tiny-brained wiper of other peoples's bottoms!
Warspite1

nate25. I know you are a little slow (in addition to being the great great grandson of an incompetent oaf who was responsible for the death of an entire town), but have you REALLY not worked it out yet??

This is Steiner's hilarious game. You can never get the right answer because a second after you post it, the time has changed. Don't you see?? Now, get yourself over to the G7YPBW thread and get working on the greatest game in history.


A game? A game?? Surely you jest.

And natetina, I give u the evil eye.


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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 7:54:07 PM   
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Pardon the double post.

If it's not Parusski TIME, then I fart in your general direction. I unclog my nose at you, you tiny-brained wiper of other peoples's bottoms!
Warspite1

nate25. I know you are a little slow (in addition to being the great great grandson of an incompetent oaf who was responsible for the death of an entire town), but have you REALLY not worked it out yet??

This is Steiner's hilarious game. You can never get the right answer because a second after you post it, the time has changed. Don't you see?? Now, get yourself over to the G7YPBW thread and get working on the greatest game in history.


A game? A game?? Surely you jest.

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No, no I don't - and don't call me Shirley.....

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 8:02:44 PM   
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No, no I don't - and don't call me Shirley.....


What we all just heard

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 8:10:10 PM   
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No, no I don't - and don't call me Shirley.....


What we all just heard


The actual response to my post

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 8:17:49 PM   
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quote:

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Warspite1

No, no I don't - and don't call me Shirley.....


What we all just heard


The actual response to my post


Here is my actual reaction at you attempt at humour;

Parusski responds to warpspittles joke.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 8:23:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

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Warspite1

No, no I don't - and don't call me Shirley.....


What we all just heard


The actual response to my post

Here is my actual reaction at you attempt at humour;

Parusski responds to warpspittles joke.
Warspite1
What people do when Steiner talks/posts


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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 8:43:21 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

quote:

Warspite1

No, no I don't - and don't call me Shirley.....


What we all just heard


The actual response to my post

Here is my actual reaction at you attempt at humour;

Parusski responds to warpspittles joke.
Warspite1
What people do when Steiner talks/posts



Wow, how did you like your family pulling on your arms and legs with strings(at the end)?


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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 8:46:51 PM   
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LOL

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 8:48:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: parusski


quote:

ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: parusski

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Warspite1

No, no I don't - and don't call me Shirley.....


What we all just heard


The actual response to my post

Here is my actual reaction at you attempt at humour;

Parusski responds to warpspittles joke.
Warspite1
What people do when Steiner talks/posts



Wow, how did you like your family pulling on your arms and legs with strings(at the end)?

Warspite1

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[Doctor] No problem - visit the Matrix Games website and read anything by parusski

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 8:50:11 PM   
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[anyone] Doctor, Doctor, Help me, I'm suffering from Insomnia
[Doctor] No problem - visit the Matrix Games website and read anything by parusski




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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 8:51:08 PM   
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[anyone] Doctor, Doctor, Help me, I'm suffering from Insomnia
[Doctor] No problem - visit the Matrix Games website and read anything by parusski



Warspite1



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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 9:14:27 PM   
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Just for the record, Warspite1, the message Nelson wanted to send was 'Nelson confides that every man will do his duty'. But, as every good englishman knows, he changed it because the words 'Nelson' and 'confides' weren't in the code book and would have had to have been spelled out.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 9:29:11 PM   
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Just for the record, Warspite1, the message Nelson wanted to send was 'Nelson confides that every man will do his duty'. But, as every good englishman knows, he changed it because the words 'Nelson' and 'confides' weren't in the code book and would have had to have been spelled out.
Warspite1

The story of the replacement of "confides" with "expects" is indeed something every Englishman should know.

I must confess however that I have never heard that Lord Nelson wanted to use his name rather than England. I find it rather extraordinary that this would be so. Can I ask you for your source please?

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