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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 9:41:09 PM

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[anyone] Doctor, Doctor, Help me, I'm suffering from Insomnia
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Parusski and warpspite(on the porch) dueling:

Warspite1(on porch) squaring off against parusski Steiner

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 9:51:32 PM

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[anyone] Doctor, Doctor, Help me, I'm suffering from Insomnia
[Doctor] No problem - visit the Matrix Games website and read anything by parusski

Warspite1

Parusski and warpspite(on the porch) dueling:

Warspite1(on porch) squaring off against parusski Steiner

Warspite1

Alas, neither my looks nor my social skills compare well against the young man on the porch...

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 10:01:30 PM

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I read it on the internet, so it must be true.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 10:02:10 PM

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I read it on the internet, so it must be true.

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Thought so - Wikipedia?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 10:17:04 PM

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Ah, Wikipedia.

The last word in EVERYTHING.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 3/31/2012 10:36:51 PM

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Ah, Wikipedia.

The last word in EVERYTHING.

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Anyways....shall we get this thread back on track?

Has anyone got the time please?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/2/2012 1:00:05 AM

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Ah, Wikipedia.

The last word in EVERYTHING.

Warspite1

Anyways....shall we get this thread back on track?

Has anyone got the time please?

NOW? Or when you typed the question? Please be more specific in your TIME posts.

BTW, there will be a winner in ALL my threads. Orm is the first to win any thread with his victory in my MY THREAD-he won by asking permission to post, but he is the only one to ask properly.,

There will be a winner here, when someone figures out the answer to my original question.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/2/2012 7:07:06 PM

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Excuse me, does anyone have the CURRENT time?

No, I do not have the current time.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/2/2012 7:40:53 PM

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Excuse me, does anyone have the CURRENT time?
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Please give me the time. Tanks.

The CURRENT TIME is. . Let me see. . Oh yeah, it's TIME for you to BUY A F&%*ING WATCH!

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/2/2012 8:00:26 PM

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... and this has been going on now for ... 21 pages?

Awesome!

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/2/2012 8:03:56 PM

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Why don't you ask one of these nice young ladies; I'm sure they have the TIME.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/2/2012 9:31:59 PM

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... and this has been going on now for ... 21 pages?

Awesome!

LOL twice. I never, ever intended any of this. But I am PROUD of it and hope it goes on as long as some MWIF threads.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/2/2012 9:33:01 PM

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it's TIME for you to BUY A F&%*ING WATCH!

We have a NEAR winner. Good try.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/6/2012 9:43:05 PM

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Do you have the time?

No, but I know a donkey that does

Here is the answer to the question

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/6/2012 9:51:04 PM

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Do you have the time?

No, but I know a donkey that does

Here is the answer to the question

WE HAVE A WINNER!

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!

warpsite1 found and posted the clip that correctly answered my initial question in post 1.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/6/2012 10:14:06 PM

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Half past the donkey's a%s,
a quarter to his b%&ls!

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/6/2012 10:46:23 PM

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Half past the donkey's a%s,
a quarter to his b%&ls!

SCREW U GUYS, THIS WAS, IS AND WILL FOREVER BE MY THREAD. A freakishly successful thread to boot.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/6/2012 11:08:27 PM

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So parusski, are you suggesting that in the middle of the night in order to see what time it is, someone has to lift up your balls to see the bedside clock?

Well my friend, don't bother asking us any more for the time.

You're going to have get it for yourself.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/6/2012 11:12:18 PM

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So parusski, are you suggesting that in the middle of the night in order to see what time it is, someone has to lift up your balls to see the bedside clock?

Well my friend, don't bother asking us any more for the time. You're going to have get it for yourself.

What time is it on YOUR thread??????????????????????????????????

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/6/2012 11:25:06 PM

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Do you have the time?

No, but I know a donkey that does

Here is the answer to the question

WE HAVE A WINNER!

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!

warpsite1 found and posted the clip that correctly answered my initial question in post 1.

Warspite1

Wow - I won!! I shall have to aks Yvette and Emily to help me celebrate

Does this mean that this thread is now officially closed? Is there a thread closing ceremony? If so where is it to be held? I vote Mauritius.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/6/2012 11:36:40 PM

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Do you have the time?

No, but I know a donkey that does

Here is the answer to the question

WE HAVE A WINNER!

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!

warpsite1 found and posted the clip that correctly answered my initial question in post 1.

Warspite1

Wow - I won!! I shall have to aks Yvette and Emily to help me celebrate Does this mean that this thread is now officially closed? Is there a thread closing ceremony? If so where is it to be held? I vote Mauritius.

You won!!! YEAH!!

The winner gets the honor of being the NEW host of the TIME thread. And of course a 3.25 pound bag of the new Ambrose Family Peanut Brittle.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/7/2012 12:47:18 AM

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What time is it on YOUR thread??????????????????????????????????

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/7/2012 12:48:02 AM

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What time is it on YOUR thread??????????????????????????????????

Errrr, OK!

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/10/2012 7:39:27 PM

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What TIME did I get home last night?

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/10/2012 8:27:09 PM

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What TIME did I get home last night?

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11.32pm. Mrs Steiner gave you a rollicking for being more than a little worse for wear and smelling like a tart's window box when you deigned to walk through the door; she also threw the cold Spag Bol that she spent hours lovingly preparing for you, over your head. Apart from that the evening passed off uneventfully in the Steiner household.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/10/2012 8:36:35 PM

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Spag Bol

would that be urban dictionary definition 1 or 2.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/10/2012 8:44:35 PM

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Spag Bol
would that be urban dictionary definition 1 or 2.

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I've just looked that up

No I think we can safely go for def 1 here......

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/10/2012 9:11:35 PM

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Spag Bol
would that be urban dictionary definition 1 or 2.

Warspite1

I've just looked that up

No I think we can safely go for def 1 here......

LOL, I think we shall McCOllegue.

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RE: Do you have the time? - 4/10/2012 9:12:30 PM

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Spag Bol
would that be urban dictionary definition 1 or 2.

Warspite1

I've just looked that up

No I think we can safely go for def 1 here......

LOL, I think we shall McCOllegue.

Soupy Twist