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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 2:53:34 PM

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

All joking aside, post count is utterly without relevance.

I've found this to be very true.

When I look at the 3,000+ utterly useless posts of Parusski and compare it to my ca.1,200 golden nuggets of knowledge and sunlight, the above statement becomes shockingly clear.

Take this one step further....your 1200 posts seem seems small to my highly intelligent 300 posts

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 4:30:14 PM

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Yeah, but you're from Iowa, so 300 posts from you is like, say, 27 real posts . . . with about 59 real English language words.

Soooooo . . .

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 4:33:40 PM

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6000? Warspite needs to leave mom's basement and see what the sun shine looks like ;)....

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 4:34:23 PM

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Warspite stole that bombshell from Nate with only 5,000 posts. God only knows how far he will get with his newly acquired 6,000 posts. Maybe a harem?

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 5:03:56 PM

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ILS, she was a bombshell all right . . For W1.

Do you get my drift?

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 7:30:41 PM

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ORIGINAL: nate25

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

All joking aside, post count is utterly without relevance.

I've found this to be very true.

When I look at the 3,000+ utterly useless posts of Parusski and compare it to my ca.1,200 golden nuggets of knowledge and sunlight, the above statement becomes shockingly clear.

Good GOD. Where to start? Nate, there is nothing utterly about my posts.

Warspite666, Ambrose recanted on his UK conclusions, I think you missed the 2000 tome, FORUM POSTERS FROM THE UK ARE ALL TOSSERS. No quotes needed, what with that title.

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ORIGINAL: rogo727

Lol! Well all of that is of course debatable.

Warspite1

No its not debatable - Ambrose wrote it - it's fact

Occasionally warspite666 is correct.

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But then his theories about Wyoming can't possibly be right so maybe his books have some use after all... and if his theory about Wyoming is correct then kindling it is. This feels kind of circular. Only one solution to this comes to mind. All books written by Ambrose should be used to create warmth so that they have some use.

Orm, speak with SLAAKMAN and see what meds he takes. And then take twice as much.

Titanwarrior, I expected your post count to be higher by now. Your time is running out. But, we are all counting on you.

wodin, you are a perceptive and wise individual. I am in decent company when you are around.

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 8:17:37 PM

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ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

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Lol! Well all of that is of course debatable.

Warspite1

No its not debatable - Ambrose wrote it - it's fact

Very true. I love his works on Guadacanal, especially when he writes about the little known fact that the Japanese platoons were led by Bohemian corporals that were imported from Europe.

Warspite1

Agreed. That Frank and his poxy book? He's full of the brown stuff - if you want to know about naval warfare at Guadalcanal then read Ambroses' best seller: I Took It In The Slot (1939) Ronghole Publishing

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 8:21:38 PM

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Congrats on the post count. I'm a real slacker... I've been on these board from their founding and have a low post count...

Warspite1

Instant fix Mr mullk - get over to the Australian Beauties section etc etc

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 8:24:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: rogo727

Lol! Well all of that is of course debatable.

Warspite1

No its not debatable - Ambrose wrote it - it's fact

Very true. I love his works on Guadacanal, especially when he writes about the little known fact that the Japanese platoons were led by Bohemian corporals that were imported from Europe.

Warspite1

Agreed. That Frank and his poxy book? He's full of the brown stuff - if you want to know about naval warfare at Guadalcanal then read Ambroses' best seller: I Took It In The Slot (1939) Ronghole Publishing

This is the post of the week. That was classic.

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 8:31:13 PM

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What was Ambrose thinking? Normally he'd have said something along the lines of Americans post more complex, literate, philosophical posts than all members and their post count is huge, way bigger than anything in the world ever, and better. The French have low post counts as their too lazy and never edit out any errors or inconsistencies after posting, the British have low post counts as there busy getting the Kettle on but if they stopped brewing up then they may just about reach the dizzy heights of the American posters, the Nordic countries have low post counts but never make mistakes and always friendly and finally the Germans are more or less at the same level as the Americans but Americans posts are still better, he never mentions any other country as he said when asked they didn't exist.

I missed this one wodin. So what your saying is your French?

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 9:05:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: rogo727

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What was Ambrose thinking? Normally he'd have said something along the lines of Americans post more complex, literate, philosophical posts than all members and their post count is huge, way bigger than anything in the world ever, and better. The French have low post counts as their too lazy and never edit out any errors or inconsistencies after posting, the British have low post counts as there busy getting the Kettle on but if they stopped brewing up then they may just about reach the dizzy heights of the American posters, the Nordic countries have low post counts but never make mistakes and always friendly and finally the Germans are more or less at the same level as the Americans but Americans posts are still better, he never mentions any other country as he said when asked they didn't exist.

I missed this one wodin. So what your saying is your French?

Warspite1

Very quick rogo727 - but I think you mean you're French

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 9:29:40 PM

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6000? Warspite needs to leave mom's basement and see what the sun shine looks like ;)....

Yes, but what are the odds that on the handful of days that he exits his subterranean lair to venture outside (in broad daylight no less) that he would actually see the sun?

Remember, he lives in England. Didn't parliament or the queen or whatever passes for government over there pass a law mandating overcast 11.5 months of the year?

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 9:30:50 PM

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wodin, you are a perceptive and wise individual. I am in decent company when you are around.

Yes. Too bad he can't say the same thing on those occasions.

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 9:37:33 PM

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

All joking aside, post count is utterly without relevance.

Warspite1

Please see post 21

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 9:39:06 PM

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6000? Warspite needs to leave mom's basement and see what the sun shine looks like ;)....

Warspite1

If I ever learn how to get this Gimp mask off I will.

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 9:40:52 PM

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Warspite stole that bombshell from Nate with only 5,000 posts. God only knows how far he will get with his newly acquired 6,000 posts. Maybe a harem?

Waspite1

Good memory ILS...she sure was a lucky girl that night

(allegedly)

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 9:41:34 PM

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ILS, she was a bombshell all right . . For W1.

Do you get my drift?

Warspite1

Come on then natester - what does a bombshell look like for you?

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 9:43:51 PM

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6000? Warspite needs to leave mom's basement and see what the sun shine looks like ;)....

Yes, but what are the odds that on the handful of days that he exits his subterranean lair to venture outside (in broad daylight no less) that he would actually see the sun?

Remember, he lives in England. Didn't parliament or the queen or whatever passes for government over there pass a law mandating overcast 11.5 months of the year?

Warspite1

Yes, and do you want to know the best bit? We are in the middle of a drought, hose-pipe bans the lot, despite not having seen the sun for years

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 9:48:07 PM

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wodin, you are a perceptive and wise individual. I am in decent company when you are around.

Yes. Too bad he can't say the same thing on those occasions.

Warspite1

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 9:54:05 PM

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ILS, she was a bombshell all right . . For W1.

Do you get my drift?

Warspite1

Come on then natester - what does a bombshell look like for you?

The piccy W1 has posted above was how the lady (and I use the term loosely) looked to him at 2:17AM after drinking just under half of our keg of Newcastle.

Unfortunately, this is how she really looked at around 7:30PM that evening:

Beer goggles: getting Englishmen (and ugly women) laid since . . . forever.

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 9:55:11 PM

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ORIGINAL: nate25

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: nate25

ILS, she was a bombshell all right . . For W1.

Do you get my drift?

Warspite1

Come on then natester - what does a bombshell look like for you?

The piccy W1 has posted above was how the lady (and I use the term loosely) looked to him at 2:17AM after drinking just under half of our keg of Newcastle.

Unfortunately, this is how she really looked at around 7:30PM that evening:

Beer goggles, getting Englishmen (and ugly women) laid since . . . forever.

Warspite1

Mother, is that you?

< Message edited by warspite1 -- 5/18/2012 10:01:37 PM >

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 10:07:10 PM

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Here's me dear old mum:

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 10:11:56 PM

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Congratulations Warspite1!

I don't think I'll live long enough to see 6000 at the present rate.

Warspite1

Thanks Sabre 1

Re your second point - instant fix: get over to the Australian Beauties section etc etc

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/18/2012 10:12:59 PM

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Here's me dear old mum:

Warspite1

Er...nate25...I think we may be brothers....

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/19/2012 12:41:27 AM

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: wodin

What was Ambrose thinking? Normally he'd have said something along the lines of Americans post more complex, literate, philosophical posts than all members and their post count is huge, way bigger than anything in the world ever, and better. The French have low post counts as their too lazy and never edit out any errors or inconsistencies after posting, the British have low post counts as there busy getting the Kettle on but if they stopped brewing up then they may just about reach the dizzy heights of the American posters, the Nordic countries have low post counts but never make mistakes and always friendly and finally the Germans are more or less at the same level as the Americans but Americans posts are still better, he never mentions any other country as he said when asked they didn't exist.

I missed this one wodin. So what your saying is your French?

Warspite1

Very quick rogo727 - but I think you mean you're French

Sorry I was being "french" and used the lazy version.

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/19/2012 12:42:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: nate25

Here's me dear old mum:

Warspite1

Er...nate25...I think we may be brothers....

Maybe twins even?

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/19/2012 12:57:46 AM

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Warspite1

Thanks Sabre 1

Re your second point - instant fix: get over to the Australian Beauties section etc etc

You are a real whore warspite.

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/19/2012 5:41:37 AM

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ORIGINAL: parusski

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Warspite1

Thanks Sabre 1

Re your second point - instant fix: get over to the Australian Beauties section etc etc

You are a real whore warspite.

Warspite1

Why thank-you.

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/19/2012 12:30:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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Warspite1

Thanks Sabre 1

Re your second point - instant fix: get over to the Australian Beauties section etc etc

You are a real whore warspite.

Warspite1

Why thank-you.

Great, just what we need, another category to the endless mix.

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RE: 6,000???!!! - 5/19/2012 12:32:15 PM

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ORIGINAL: Yogi the Great

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: parusski

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Warspite1

Thanks Sabre 1

Re your second point - instant fix: get over to the Australian Beauties section etc etc

You are a real whore warspite.

Warspite1

Why thank-you.

Great, just what we need, another category to the endless mix.