Aurelian
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ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel Or you could use the old Babe and Switch. Be super nice all evening waiting on her hand and foot. Make it memorable. Then the next morning when you are looking glum and she asks whats wrong? you say Not much....(dramatic pause).....It's just that all my single friends are getting this game and when I told them I couldnt they all said that is why they are still single. (remember to do this while last night is still fresh in her mind, yes, before pissing her off in the morning if possible) She'll be shamed into doing what is against her good nature. No way are them single guys gonna have one up on you. She wont have it. Guilt, when applied correctly, can get some things done. That'll be $25. Whats that? Oh, you're welcome. p.s. Don't forget to tell her how great of an idea it is of hers to get the game. Never let this one seem like your idea so, come bill time, it wont be used against you. Plan 2 gets a little more deviant. Do you have access to a shovel and a bag of lime? Does Plan 1 really work? As for Plan 2, a boat and the 12 mile limit,
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