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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/10/2014 9:38:03 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

She obviously fancied a little something



Luuuucy, ju have some 'splaining to do.


One time I diagnosed sickle cell disease in a two year old and when we tested the parents only the mother had the trait......."you need two copies of the trait to....ummm...ah yes.....umm.....anything else I can help you with?"


How on Earth do you guys get away with an expression like "Hen Night"

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/10/2014 11:38:27 PM   
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quote:

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She obviously fancied a little something


Yay Tyrion!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 7:08:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
How on Earth do you guys get away with an expression like "Hen Night"


Well if a kitchenette is a small kitchen, a dinette is a small dining room I guess a bachelorette is, well, that dwarf.


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 4:35:55 PM   
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Yes, let's hope the short person is single.

If married, he has some 'splaining to do

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 4:38:22 PM   
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**************Singapore***********

Japan-mens cross watah yesterday and it-ah pretty good attack.

Ground combat at Singapore (50,84)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 37973 troops, 367 guns, 69 vehicles, Assault Value = 1109

Defending force 27766 troops, 301 guns, 185 vehicles, Assault Value = 288

Japanese adjusted assault: 700

Allied adjusted defense: 329

Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1 (fort level 3)

Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), op mode(-), preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+), disruption(-)

Japanese ground losses:
962 casualties reported
Squads: 8 destroyed, 111 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 39 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 34 disabled

Allied ground losses:
2644 casualties reported
Squads: 67 destroyed, 85 disabled
Non Combat: 25 destroyed, 113 disabled
Engineers: 3 destroyed, 25 disabled
Guns lost 42 (12 destroyed, 30 disabled)
Units destroyed 1

Assaulting units:
21st Infantry Regiment
114th Infantry Regiment
15th Ind Engineer Regiment
4th Ind Engineer Regiment
56th Infantry Regiment
12th Engineer Regiment
23rd Ind Engineer Regiment
33rd Division
55th Infantry Regiment
41st Infantry Regiment
18th Medium Field Artillery Regiment
25th Army
3rd Medium Field Artillery Regiment
34th Field AA Battalion
3rd Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment
5th Field Artillery Regiment
21st JAAF AF Bn

Defending units:
1st Malay Battalion
2nd Malay Battalion
2nd Loyal Battalion
2/17 Dogra Battalion
22nd Australian Brigade
1st Manchester Battalion
2nd Gordons Battalion
3rd Cavalry Rgt /2
22nd Indian Mountain Gun Regiment
Malayan Air Wing
2nd HK&S Heavy AA Regiment
Singapore Fortress
III Indian Corps
110th RAF Adv Base Force
24th NZ Pioneer Coy
Singapore Base Force
113th RAF Adv Base Force
2nd ISF Base Force
224 Group RAF
SSVF Brigade
AHQ Far East
Malaya Army
1st Indian Heavy AA Regiment
111th RAF Adv Base Force
30 Battery/3 HAA
1st HK&S Heavy AA Regiment
109th RN Base Force

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 4:42:51 PM   
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Then, next day, SPrior-san order another attack, even though infantry units have 60+ disruption.
SPrior-san make Yamashita rook rike freaking boy scout.
Even more, it-ah acturarry work.

Ground combat at Singapore (50,84)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 36531 troops, 367 guns, 68 vehicles, Assault Value = 990

Defending force 25613 troops, 289 guns, 185 vehicles, Assault Value = 160

Japanese adjusted assault: 662

Allied adjusted defense: 323

Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1 (fort level 1)

Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 0

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), preparation(-), morale(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
1562 casualties reported
Squads: 6 destroyed, 61 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 25 disabled
Engineers: 2 destroyed, 28 disabled
Guns lost 15 (1 destroyed, 14 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
1774 casualties reported
Squads: 81 destroyed, 29 disabled
Non Combat: 9 destroyed, 79 disabled
Engineers: 2 destroyed, 14 disabled
Guns lost 29 (6 destroyed, 23 disabled)
Vehicles lost 14 (1 destroyed, 13 disabled)

Assaulting units:
33rd Division
23rd Ind Engineer Regiment
114th Infantry Regiment
12th Engineer Regiment
15th Ind Engineer Regiment
55th Infantry Regiment
56th Infantry Regiment
4th Ind Engineer Regiment
21st Infantry Regiment
41st Infantry Regiment
34th Field AA Battalion
18th Medium Field Artillery Regiment
3rd Medium Field Artillery Regiment
25th Army
3rd Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment
5th Field Artillery Regiment
21st JAAF AF Bn

Defending units:
2/17 Dogra Battalion
1st Manchester Battalion
22nd Australian Brigade
2nd Loyal Battalion
2nd Gordons Battalion
3rd Cavalry Rgt /2
113th RAF Adv Base Force
2nd Malay Battalion
Malayan Air Wing
1st Indian Heavy AA Regiment
Singapore Fortress
110th RAF Adv Base Force
III Indian Corps
2nd HK&S Heavy AA Regiment
30 Battery/3 HAA
24th NZ Pioneer Coy
224 Group RAF
1st HK&S Heavy AA Regiment
AHQ Far East
111th RAF Adv Base Force
SSVF Brigade
22nd Indian Mountain Gun Regiment
Singapore Base Force
Malaya Army
2nd ISF Base Force
109th RN Base Force


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 4:48:20 PM   
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********Rest of January 3, 1942(d)***********

Georgetown (not-ah one on Potomac): Arried-mens bombard Japan-mens with Exeter at night but defenders stiirr cave.

Ground combat at Georgetown (49,74)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 6040 troops, 53 guns, 42 vehicles, Assault Value = 199

Defending force 1777 troops, 19 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 25

Japanese adjusted assault: 241

Allied adjusted defense: 4

Japanese assault odds: 60 to 1 (fort level 1)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Georgetown !!!

Combat modifiers
Defender: preparation(-), morale(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
251 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 17 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled

Allied ground losses:
1777 casualties reported
Squads: 15 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 133 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 8 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 12 (12 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units destroyed 5

Assaulting units:
148th Infantry Regiment
56th Recon Regiment
56th Engineer Regiment
56th Field Artillery Regiment

Defending units:
3rd SSVF Battalion
3/16th Punjab Bn /2
Penang Fortress
109th RAF Adv Base Force
112th RAF Adv Base Force

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 4:54:13 PM   
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Taiping: Various Brown-mens enter rairroad construction business.

Ground combat at Taiping (49,75)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 360 troops, 0 guns, 71 vehicles, Assault Value = 77

Defending force 2804 troops, 7 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 76

Japanese adjusted assault: 62

Allied adjusted defense: 27

Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), op mode(-), leaders(-), preparation(-)
fatigue(-), morale(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
Vehicles lost 2 (1 destroyed, 1 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
459 casualties reported
Squads: 22 destroyed, 9 disabled
Non Combat: 15 destroyed, 2 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Units retreated 2

Defeated Allied Units Retreating!

Assaulting units:
1st Tank Regiment
14th Tank Regiment

Defending units:
1st Mysore Battalion
1st Hyderabad Battalion
22nd Indian Brigade

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 5:13:42 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Yes, let's hope the short person is single.

If married, he has some 'splaining to do

Nah! He just tell wife, "but Honey, it was a little mistake."

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 5:15:47 PM   
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Chengchow (somewhere in China): Arried-mens send P-40's with face on front.

Morning Air attack on 15th Chinese Corps, at 88,44 (Chengchow)

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 14 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 4 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 12
Ki-30 Ann x 12

Allied aircraft
H81-A3 x 8

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-30 Ann: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged

No Allied losses

Allied ground losses:
14 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-30 Ann bombing from 9000 feet
Ground Attack: 1 x 250 kg GP Bomb


Sneaky baaahstards..

Morning Air attack on 92nd Chinese Corps, at 85,45 (Nanyang)

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 38 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-43-Ic Oscar x 20
Ki-48-Ib Lily x 19

Allied aircraft
H81-A3 x 8

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-43-Ic Oscar: 4 destroyed

No Allied losses

Allied ground losses:
244 casualties reported
Squads: 2 destroyed, 10 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 10 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled

Aircraft Attacking:
19 x Ki-48-Ib Lily bombing from 8000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 100 kg GP Bomb


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 5:19:05 PM   
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Off Canada: I-26 gets her first kill of the war. Rousy AKL.

Submarine attack near Victoria at 207,53

Japanese Ships
SS I-26

Allied Ships
xAKL Nebraskan, Shell hits 1, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage

xAKL Nebraskan is sighted by SS I-26
SS I-26 attacking on the surface

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 5:21:38 PM   
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New and improved New Hebrides: Japan-mens cruisers waste 8 in ammo on rousy AKL.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Lakatoro at 119,152, Range 15,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Chokai
CA Myoko
DD Hatsukaze
DD Shiranui

Allied Ships
xAKL Karuah, Shell hits 10, and is sunk

Low visibility due to Rain
Maximum visibility in Rain: 15,000 yards
Range closes to 19,000 yards...
Range closes to 17,000 yards...
Range closes to 15,000 yards...
CONTACT: Japanese lookouts spot Allied task force at 15,000 yards


Japan-mens get ashore at Koumac without disaster. 146th Regt and 8th Tank Regiment moving SW toward Nadi, Fiji.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 5:30:55 PM   
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Pretend Mandrake-san nevah go to Hen Night. When Spanish-womans have sexuarh rerations with dwarf-mens do othah Hens watch?

Seem rike that-ah pretty funny.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 5:36:08 PM   
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Arso, if Spanish-womans standing up did one of Hens put Dwarf-mens up to it?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 5:46:00 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 5:46:24 PM   
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Mandrake-san go to Er Porro Roco yesterday to get chopped up chicken. Carifornia now have-ah more
Mayans and Tortecs and Aztecs than Angros or Japan-mens. But-ah rearry amazing thing start to happen. Angro-mens start to eat cirantro and Aztecs adopt some Angro ways.

So, anyway, Manhdrake-san waiting for chopped-up chicken and Aztec girh making burritos start-ah to sing.....

"Mamas don't let ju babies grow up to be cowboys"

Mandrake-san immediatery want to finish song but onry remember "Ret them be doctors and rawyers and such"




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 6:46:57 PM   
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New hit song in Ja-pan, "Arr nice girrs rove a sairor" That very hard song to sing.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2014 8:16:22 PM   
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New hit song in Ja-pan, "Arr nice girrs rove a sairor" That very hard song to sing.


That-ah armost as bad as "Good ship rorripop!"

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/12/2014 2:19:04 PM   
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Approach to Fiji




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/15/2014 5:53:37 PM   
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Mandrake-san end up in hospitarh with probabry mararia and yerrow fever combined or something rike that. Fever, body aches, chirrs. Mandrake-san rorh around on couch at Seaside Virra for few days then decide something wrong.
Brood pressure 70/50 when show up. Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy armost have invoruntary command change at Truk Ragoon.

Crappy Rukanese doctors stir trying to figure out. Idiots keep asking Mandrake-san if go to
West Africa. Idiots! West Africa not-ahah on map.




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/15/2014 7:31:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san end up in hospitarh with probabry mararia and yerrow fever combined or something rike that. Fever, body aches, chirrs. Mandrake-san rorh around on couch at Seaside Virra for few days then decide something wrong.
Brood pressure 70/50 when show up. Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy armost have invoruntary command change at Truk Ragoon.

Crappy Rukanese doctors stir trying to figure out. Idiots keep asking Mandrake-san if go to
West Africa. Idiots! West Africa not-ahah on map.





Brud preshah too row, Cap'n! Hope no-ah hemorrhagic fevah or West-ah nire.

Prease to ret Chickenboysan know if need borrow wakazashi for honorabre exit strategy. Otherwise, get bettah soon!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/16/2014 5:54:41 PM   
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*********January 4, 1942(d)**********

Arried-mens brow everything up at Georgetown. This-ah seem odd considering prace probabry named after one of Arried-mens Emperors.
Perhaps Arried-mens trying to get strategic points or just to make Japan-mens angry.

Night Naval bombardment of Georgetown at 49,74

Allied Ships
CA Exeter
DD Encounter
DD Evertsen

Japanese ground losses:
206 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 8 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 17 disabled

Manpower hits 1
Heavy Industry hits 1
Fires 53
Airbase hits 10
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 17
Port hits 9
Port fuel hits 1
Port supply hits 1


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/16/2014 6:06:47 PM   
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1st Mysore Batarrion...HAHA...that-ah funny name. Mysore Bn now have-ah new booboo.

Ground combat at Taiping (49,75)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 348 troops, 0 guns, 70 vehicles, Assault Value = 76

Defending force 432 troops, 0 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 9

Japanese adjusted assault: 27

Allied adjusted defense: 3

Japanese assault odds: 9 to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), leaders(+), preparation(-), morale(-)
experience(-), supply(-)
Attacker: shock(+), fatigue(-)

Allied ground losses:
239 casualties reported
Squads: 13 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 14 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Units retreated 1

Defeated Allied Units Retreating!

Assaulting units:
1st Tank Regiment
14th Tank Regiment

Defending units:
1st Mysore Battalion

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/16/2014 6:09:16 PM   
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Singapore: 3rd attack just-ah miss 1:1. Engineers take in shorts.

Ground combat at Singapore (50,84)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 35267 troops, 366 guns, 68 vehicles, Assault Value = 876

Defending force 24175 troops, 285 guns, 184 vehicles, Assault Value = 109

Japanese adjusted assault: 252

Allied adjusted defense: 263

Japanese assault odds: 1 to 2 (fort level 1)

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+), disruption(-)

Japanese ground losses:
1220 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 33 disabled
Non Combat: 21 destroyed, 21 disabled
Engineers: 33 destroyed, 24 disabled
Vehicles lost 9 (8 destroyed, 1 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
1959 casualties reported
Squads: 63 destroyed, 20 disabled
Non Combat: 22 destroyed, 70 disabled
Engineers: 2 destroyed, 12 disabled
Guns lost 35 (19 destroyed, 16 disabled)
Vehicles lost 19 (5 destroyed, 14 disabled)

Assaulting units:
23rd Ind Engineer Regiment
4th Ind Engineer Regiment
12th Engineer Regiment
56th Infantry Regiment
15th Ind Engineer Regiment
21st Infantry Regiment
33rd Division
114th Infantry Regiment
55th Infantry Regiment
41st Infantry Regiment
3rd Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment
18th Medium Field Artillery Regiment
5th Field Artillery Regiment
25th Army
34th Field AA Battalion
3rd Medium Field Artillery Regiment
21st JAAF AF Bn

Defending units:
22nd Australian Brigade
2nd Loyal Battalion
2nd Gordons Battalion
3rd Cavalry Rgt /2
22nd Indian Mountain Gun Regiment
Malayan Air Wing
1st Indian Heavy AA Regiment
Singapore Fortress
1st HK&S Heavy AA Regiment
110th RAF Adv Base Force
1st Manchester Battalion
113th RAF Adv Base Force
24th NZ Pioneer Coy
30 Battery/3 HAA
111th RAF Adv Base Force
109th RN Base Force
2nd ISF Base Force
Singapore Base Force
2nd Malay Battalion
Malaya Army
AHQ Far East
III Indian Corps
2/17 Dogra Battalion
2nd HK&S Heavy AA Regiment
224 Group RAF
SSVF Bde /1

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/16/2014 6:17:34 PM   
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Fiji: Japan-men carriers stop to rook at frying fish and miss opportunity to brow up Arried ships at Suva. Japan-mens not-ah afraid of coupurh of cruisers. Transports will continue toward Nadi.






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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/17/2014 5:07:24 AM   
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He rives!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/17/2014 2:20:03 PM   
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He rives!


Tuesday night Mandrake-san not-ah so sure. ICU send down charge nurse to decide if Mandrake-san go up next when one of rearry ord guys checks out.
Mandrake-san have 19th Century fever, rorring around in bed, moaning and compraining.

Charge Nurse: <Patronizing voice> They think you are breathing too fast, Mr. Mandrake.

Mandrake-san: It-ah not too fast. Onry in your universe.

Mandrake-san pretty sure Charge Nurse rearry minion of Grim Reaper. Back to Hades, she-bitch (who not understand increased metaboric state of fever)!

In morning, hospitarh send in psychiatrist to see Mandrake-san.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/17/2014 2:48:12 PM   
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In morning, hospitarh send in psychiatrist to see Mandrake-san.




There is a REALLY good joke in here....

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/17/2014 4:54:34 PM   
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In morning, hospitarh send in psychiatrist to see Mandrake-san.


From Ha-hajima schoor of psychiatry and baroon animar making?

Be-ah grad she-bitch no send in urororogist to "redo" Forey cathetah for the tenth time. "You can redo my Forey when you pry the Wakazashi from my cord dead fingahs!"

ETA: Rook at-ah bright side, Mandrake-san. You got to roose those stubborn 20 pounds you've been-ah trying to roose for many moons. Time to put-ah them back with Hendrick's, Robster and Chocorate.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/18/2014 12:51:57 PM   
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So they packed Mandrake-san into amburance to go to big hospitahr and Mandrake-san in back with cute 22 year ord
chatty EMT, not-ah Japan-womans but definitery from somewhere in Greater Co-Prosperity Sphere. Mandrake-san not-ah cut hairs on face for 2 days and basicarry not-ah sreep ronger than 45 minutes for 2 days either.

Cute 22 year ord chatty EMT, not-ah Japan-womans but definitery
from somewhere in Greater Co-Prosperity Sphere
<rooks at data sheet> WOW! People we pick up your age usually look waaaay worse!

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