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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 2/28/2017 8:01:19 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		OK. here good news. Mandarake-san and SPrior-san accidentary invent just in time inventory controrh
so not-ah have any inventory Oscar Ic.


Seem rike correct thing make both Nick and Tojo because one use Ha-34 and one use Ha-35

Arso seem rike existing production Nick at 26 airframes each month OK. Perhaps convert most of Oscar prants to Tojo but need more Ha-34 engines.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 2/28/2017 8:04:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

[in hushed conspiratorial tone] Uh...Captain Mandrake-san? Chickenboy-san seen pictures of your most honorabre persohnage. Rord Admirarh Sprior too. You whitah than white. You maybe arbino?


Werr, perhaps Angrican missionary in woodpirhe? Stirr way bettah than Ainu. Those guys rike snow monkeys with body odorhs.



It big famiry secret but granny wah irish


Hory crap! Not-ah famiry secret any more! No wondah arr of Cognac in Ceyron disappeah in one night.



Ha, Cognac for French rosers (see southeast asia for detairs), reah sons of Nippon drink whisky!

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 2/28/2017 8:05:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

OK. here good news. Mandarake-san and SPrior-san accidentary invent just in time inventory controrh
so not-ah have any inventory Oscar Ic.


Seem rike correct thing make both Nick and Tojo because one use Ha-34 and one use Ha-35


Broody herr, we good. We win too many wars, no-one rike us now.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 2/28/2017 8:11:10 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

OK. here good news. Mandarake-san and SPrior-san accidentary invent just in time inventory controrh
so not-ah have any inventory Oscar Ic.


Seem rike correct thing make both Nick and Tojo because one use Ha-34 and one use Ha-35


Broody herr, we good. We win too many wars, no-one rike us now.


Hai! Rike Tom Brady-san

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 2/28/2017 10:15:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: sprior


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

OK. here good news. Mandarake-san and SPrior-san accidentary invent just in time inventory controrh
so not-ah have any inventory Oscar Ic.


Seem rike correct thing make both Nick and Tojo because one use Ha-34 and one use Ha-35


Broody herr, we good. We win too many wars, no-one rike us now.


Hai! Rike Tom Brady-san


Mandrake-san talk to Warren Beatty? WB-san can get peopurh different Oscars ....

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 2/28/2017 10:33:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

OK. here good news. Mandarake-san and SPrior-san accidentary invent just in time inventory controrh
so not-ah have any inventory Oscar Ic.


Seem rike correct thing make both Nick and Tojo because one use Ha-34 and one use Ha-35

Arso seem rike existing production Nick at 26 airframes each month OK. Perhaps convert most of Oscar prants to Tojo but need more Ha-34 engines.

Prease to check air 'encycropedia' to see what engine Tojo need for this scenario. Sometimes Ha-35. Sometimes Ha-34. Checky check.

What Mandrake-san's research program rooky rike? Free advice: "Just in time inventory" for research bad joss. Pran ahead for what most royal Sons of Heaven would rike.

Prease to not-ah forget that Nick airframe onry good in "A" moder. Turn off autoupgrade prease. Arso, Nick airfreame need two engine, not one rike Tojo. Prease pran engine production accordingry.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 2/28/2017 10:37:55 PM   
Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: sprior


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

OK. here good news. Mandarake-san and SPrior-san accidentary invent just in time inventory controrh
so not-ah have any inventory Oscar Ic.


Seem rike correct thing make both Nick and Tojo because one use Ha-34 and one use Ha-35


Broody herr, we good. We win too many wars, no-one rike us now.


Chickenboy-san amazed Rord Admirar and Mandrake-san no 'atone' to emperor yet. Free advice: when transport prane come to take you to Tokyo for 'discussion' comes with tatami mat, nice carigraphy paper and wakizachi for you, the jig is up.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 2/28/2017 10:43:40 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/1/2017 12:50:01 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/1/2017 6:16:22 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

It's weird, reading this AAR....
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It even worse when your inner monorugue sound rike this.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/1/2017 10:58:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		"Broody herr, we good. We win too many wars, no-one rike us now." Sprior
Wonder what Lars thinks??? I just ordered a gadget deposit on Nagasaki. I'd be the first
to admit, it's desperation.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/1/2017 1:18:28 PM   
Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: sprior


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ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

It's weird, reading this AAR....
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It even worse when your inner monorugue sound rike this.


That-ah redicurous generarr...generr..branket statement.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/1/2017 1:21:20 PM   
Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: sprior


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

OK. here good news. Mandarake-san and SPrior-san accidentary invent just in time inventory controrh
so not-ah have any inventory Oscar Ic.


Seem rike correct thing make both Nick and Tojo because one use Ha-34 and one use Ha-35


Broody herr, we good. We win too many wars, no-one rike us now.


Hai! Rike Tom Brady-san


Mandrake-san talk to Warren Beatty? WB-san can get peopurh different Oscars ....

Not-ah exactry. WB-san can stand around podium with rook of uncertainty and proverbiar crueress rook rike has Richard in hand.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/1/2017 1:23:39 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: sprior


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ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

It's weird, reading this AAR....
]


It even worse when your inner monorugue sound rike this.


HAI! Or when inner monorogue escape to outside.

Mandarake-san risten to Doors on Pandora then take Pinhead rescue dog on wark. Pretty soon start sing...Maandarake-san, not-ah dog...

"If you give this man ride..sweet Emiry wirr die...there kirrer on road...there kirrer on road..Ohhhh"


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/1/2017 2:49:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		(deep chortle, as only a man well on in years can emit) much safer reading here than,.....well elsewhere. Zulu san have many angry neighbors, thinks new TVs
should actuary dispense drugs instead of constant promises,

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/1/2017 3:06:48 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		"When Mandarake-san watch tv and man come on and terr Mandarake-san
How white shirt-ah can be
But,can't be man 'cause othah guy not-ah smoke
Same cigarettes as Mandarake-san

Mandarake-san can't get no...."

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/1/2017 3:17:10 PM   
Chickenboy


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Status: offline 		Hai! Hai! Hai! Dat's what-ah I-ah say! Satis-fah-k-shun!

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/1/2017 4:14:10 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Keith Richards not-ah even born yet in WWII(e). Just ROOK rike born in 1920

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/1/2017 10:15:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		Apparentry no need to worry about gadgret. Honorabrah Lars san say attack remind him of Horywood (hey dat funny) movie scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzJv2dCJ2xk


OT: favorite album Exile on Main Street

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/1/2017 10:33:48 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/2/2017 1:42:36 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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I swear, I most times think that the purpose of this AAR is to get my eyes to cross.


Mandarake-san rike Lowpe-san. Seem rike onryone not-ah jearous of previous success of Mandarake-san and SPrior-san.

If Lowpe-san have any more good ideas how Shinto boys beat white boys, prease to say. Arigato.


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/2/2017 2:51:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

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ORIGINAL: Lowpe

I swear, I most times think that the purpose of this AAR is to get my eyes to cross.


Mandarake-san rike Lowpe-san. Seem rike onryone not-ah jearous of previous success of Mandarake-san and SPrior-san.

If Lowpe-san have any more good ideas how Shinto boys beat white boys, prease to say. Arigato.



Prease to say, we broody crue-ress

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/2/2017 6:06:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Prease to start with screen shot of HI production? Prease-from 'industry screen', serect HI and show production from high to row. Chickenboy-san wish-ah see arr cities with HI production.

Domo.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/4/2017 2:34:18 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		********Grorious Emperor Brithday Sqaure, Sapporo, next day******

<Srightary gooffy rooking guy in Fedora stand on running board tanker truck that-ah say "M&M Enterprises: Hydrocarbon Division"...rong rine of rittah short Jpaan-womans rine up for gasorine rations. Everyone smiring because city just run out yestahday>

Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective, big smire on face: Prease to not-ah push. Prenty foh every womans courtesy of friendarry Kampeitei!

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/4/2017 2:41:43 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		OK, here what hahppen. New arriavrh of fuerh convoys in HI prus temporary stop on convoy refuerh of Hokkaido-Honshu resource convoys prus new agreement with M&M Enterprises for free ricensing of rikenesses and arr rights pertain to Japan-snow monkeys in exchange for gasorine and kerosene and dieserh which, somehow company have in Japans...Don't ask Mandarake-san...no rearry...Do NOT ask Mandarake-san if know what good idea....arr of this fix production derays in Japans.

Everyone have to admit. Even though Aran Hata srightarry retarded, seem to have skirr for this kind of thing.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/4/2017 2:49:51 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Upon kind advice Lowpe-san, change ovah Oscar production to Tojo. Tojo indeed require Ha-34 motors. This-ah free up Ha-35 production for use fancy Zeroes but-ah mean production of Ha-34 pretty soon not-ah enough.

Seem-ah rike arr of Ha-34 motors come from Emeperor nephew factory in Maebeshi. Emperor nephew
try to hire new Japan-mens to buird more Ha-34 but-ah apparentarry everyone make pachinko machines or something rike this.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/4/2017 3:19:54 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		OK, pretend Mandarake-san and perhaps SPrior-san not actuarry read arr of 1925 Navarh Treaty. Here engine production Maebeshi.

Ha-34 arready previousry expanded for Heren production but Heren take 2 Ha-34 otherwise prane crash into ground. Present production Heren and Tojo arready use up Ha-34 engines...arready brirriant just-in-time inventory controrh but-ah pretty soon frip over to "botturh-neck" which-ah not so brirriant.

So here question:

Emperor nephew not-ah find enough Japan-mens to expand Ha-34. What-ah do now?

--"Invite" more Korea-mens ovah?
--"Invite" British-mens ovah from Burma>
--Stop pachinko machine production?




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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/4/2017 4:18:45 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Big fight on Ruzon. Japan-mens attack right industry and manpower and resources and suppry and Firrpino and Americ-mens in Manira by air for coupurh months. Eveidentarry it start to work because Arried-dogs give up Crark Fierd and have too much coffee so attack Japan-mens in urban center of Manira.

Ground combat at Manila (79,77)

Allied Deliberate attack

Attacking force 46432 troops, 527 guns, 106 vehicles, Assault Value = 1587

Defending force 11354 troops, 86 guns, 182 vehicles, Assault Value = 417

Allied adjusted assault: 632

Japanese adjusted defense: 1227

Allied assault odds: 1 to 2

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+)
Attacker:

Japanese ground losses:
459 casualties reported
Squads: 2 destroyed, 37 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 21 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 13 disabled
Vehicles lost 78 (6 destroyed, 72 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
2799 casualties reported
Squads: 15 destroyed, 289 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 23 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 16 disabled
Guns lost 28 (2 destroyed, 26 disabled)

Assaulting units:
26th PS Cavalry Regiment
1st PA Constabulary Regiment
41st PA Infantry Division
71st PA Infantry Division
31st PA Infantry Division
3rd/12th PA Inf Battalion
2nd PA Constabulary Regiment
102nd PA Infantry Division
91st PA Infantry Division
57th PS Infantry Regimental Combat Team
51st PA Infantry Division
1st PA Infantry Division
4th PA Constabulary Regiment
1st/45th PS Inf Battalion
2nd PA Constblry HW Regiment
I Philippine Corps
803rd Aviation Engineer Battalion
PAF Aviation
88th PS Field Artillery Regiment
1st PI Base Force
1st USMC AA Battalion
Nichols Field AAF Base Force
Asiatic Fleet
200th & 515th Coast AA Regiment
Cavite USN Base Force
Clark Field AAF Base Force
301st Construction Battalion

Defending units:
4th Tank Regiment
20th Infantry Regiment
9th Infantry Regiment
16th Engineer Regiment
16th Recon Regiment
7th Tank Regiment






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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/4/2017 4:56:27 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 3/4/2017 10:02:48 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Advance in othah direction near Towsnville.




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