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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/16/2017 3:55:36 AM   
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Can you get fake Chinese restaurant flyers?????

And is Chicken Kim Jong on the menu??





I think General Tso has copyright on the "Chicken" title. How about Dim Kim Jong?

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/5/2018 2:06:39 PM   
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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/5/2018 3:02:11 PM   
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Darn it. I'm in the market for a high quality fake documents from Kazakhstan, North Korea and Angora. Just my luck your unique service doesn't handle these jurisdictions. I'll look elsewhere.

Isn't Angora a sheep or goat? Perhaps you want to go to Angola to find an Angora to get wool for your hiking sweater?

I think the OP is trying to phish a response from the CIA to learn the name of their agents and which countries they are being sent to!

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/5/2018 3:08:29 PM   
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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/5/2018 3:14:15 PM   
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Darn it. I'm in the market for a high quality fake documents from Kazakhstan, North Korea and Angora. Just my luck your unique service doesn't handle these jurisdictions. I'll look elsewhere.

Isn't Angora a sheep or goat? Perhaps you want to go to Angola to find an Angora to get wool for your hiking sweater?

It's obviously Japanese pronunciation of Angola. Those uncultured AFBs...

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/5/2018 3:17:09 PM   
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Darn it. I'm in the market for a high quality fake documents from Kazakhstan, North Korea and Angora. Just my luck your unique service doesn't handle these jurisdictions. I'll look elsewhere.

Isn't Angora a sheep or goat? Perhaps you want to go to Angola to find an Angora to get wool for your hiking sweater?

It's obviously Japanese pronunciation of Angola. Those uncultured AFBs...

An angle I hadn't considered - the Mandrake effect!

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/5/2018 7:50:54 PM   
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"Boris Becker's diplomatic passport is a fake, says CAR
Country says tennis star, who faces bankruptcy proceedings, is not one of its diplomats"

"The Central African Republic has denied that Boris Becker is one of its official diplomats and said a passport the former tennis star claimed should give him diplomatic immunity from bankruptcy proceedings in the UK is invalid.

“The diplomatic passport that he has is a fake,” the foreign ministry’s chief of staff, Cherubin Moroubama, told Agence-France Presse. He said the document’s serial number corresponded to one of a batch of passports stolen in 2014.

AFP said the passport, of which it had seen a copy, was dated 19 March 2018 but had not been stamped or signed by the country’s foreign minister, Charles Armel Doubane."

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/5/2018 8:30:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy


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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel
Darn it. I'm in the market for a high quality fake documents from Kazakhstan, North Korea and Angora. Just my luck your unique service doesn't handle these jurisdictions. I'll look elsewhere.

Isn't Angora a sheep or goat? Perhaps you want to go to Angola to find an Angora to get wool for your hiking sweater?

It's obviously Japanese pronunciation of Angola. Those uncultured AFBs...

An angle I hadn't considered - the Mandrake effect!

What sort of angle is that: oblique, obtuse, acute...

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/5/2018 8:39:35 PM   
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Darn it. I'm in the market for a high quality fake documents from Kazakhstan, North Korea and Angora. Just my luck your unique service doesn't handle these jurisdictions. I'll look elsewhere.

Isn't Angora a sheep or goat? Perhaps you want to go to Angola to find an Angora to get wool for your hiking sweater?

It's obviously Japanese pronunciation of Angola. Those uncultured AFBs...

An angle I hadn't considered - the Mandrake effect!

What sort of angle is that: oblique, obtuse, acute...

I want to get an Amphora for Angela's Amphetamines.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/6/2018 12:38:53 AM   
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Isn't Angora a sheep or goat? Perhaps you want to go to Angola to find an Angora to get wool for your hiking sweater?

I think the OP is trying to phish a response from the CIA to learn the name of their agents and which countries they are being sent to!


They might have meant Andorra. Though I guess that's one thing for customs to look for in a fake. Sort of like a joke dollar bill I saw in high school that said it was from the "Untied States of Anemia"

Bill

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/6/2018 8:51:06 AM   
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Sorry.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/6/2018 10:32:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Okay, fake documents seem legit enough, but Cairo MN? They do not "walk like Egyptians in Minnesota!

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/6/2018 11:57:48 PM   
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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/7/2018 12:05:02 AM   
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Would it be possible to remove the original post in this thread and let the rest remain. For some reason it still bothers me that this filth gets to remain here.

Sorry.


Deleting the original post deletes the whole thread, but I was able to edit it and remove all the text while keeping the original post.

Bill

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/7/2018 4:57:57 PM   
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Okay, fake documents seem legit enough, but Cairo MN? They do not "walk like Egyptians in Minnesota!


Are you sure? I think I've seen the natives do the song in the past 24 years (I'm an import to the Lone Star State).

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/7/2018 5:33:31 PM   
Zorch

 

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Yes, I know truth in advertising is an oxymoron.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/7/2018 9:35:20 PM   
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Would it be possible to remove the original post in this thread and let the rest remain. For some reason it still bothers me that this filth gets to remain here.

Sorry.


Orm, I have it on good authority that Monarch butterflies require these fake documents in order to migrate from Mexico into the US and Canada, these days. I've also heard that they're separating adults from larvae.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/7/2018 9:41:06 PM   
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Would it be possible to remove the original post in this thread and let the rest remain. For some reason it still bothers me that this filth gets to remain here.

Sorry.


Orm, I have it on good authority that Monarch butterflies require these fake documents in order to migrate from Mexico into the US and Canada, these days. I've also heard that they're separating adults from larvae.

I think the administration refers to them as worms and shifty characters that can't fly straight.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/7/2018 9:41:55 PM   
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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/7/2018 9:43:56 PM   
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Would it be possible to remove the original post in this thread and let the rest remain. For some reason it still bothers me that this filth gets to remain here.

Sorry.


Orm, I have it on good authority that Monarch butterflies require these fake documents in order to migrate from Mexico into the US and Canada, these days. I've also heard that they're separating adults from larvae.

I think the administration refers to them as worms and shifty characters that can't fly straight.


Have you seen Viceroys fly? Monarchs are much straighter aviators, flap, flap, glide...

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/8/2018 2:23:36 AM   
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Isn't Angora a sheep or goat? Perhaps you want to go to Angola to find an Angora to get wool for your hiking sweater?

I think the OP is trying to phish a response from the CIA to learn the name of their agents and which countries they are being sent to!


They might have meant Andorra. Though I guess that's one thing for customs to look for in a fake. Sort of like a joke dollar bill I saw in high school that said it was from the "Untied States of Anemia"

Bill


I'm pretty sure they meant Andorian...






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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/9/2018 2:21:55 PM   
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WTG folks

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/9/2018 2:58:36 PM   
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It is a testament to the people on this thread that something that would have been locked long ago not only stays open, but is used in humor.

WTG folks


Sigh, we really gotta find girlfriends for some of you guys....

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/9/2018 3:03:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have it on good authority that Ross was once in the market for a genuine fake Chilean passport.*

*I avoided adding further details on the possibility that Ross has grown weary of repeated references to a thread that went down in AE/WitP lore.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/9/2018 3:40:37 PM   
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I have it on good authority that Ross was once in the market for a genuine fake Chilean passport.*

*I avoided adding further details on the possibility that Ross has grown weary of repeated references to a thread that went down in AE/WitP lore.


Ross may grow weary of the repeated references, but the rest of us old salts still get a laugh out of just hearing mention of it.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/9/2018 3:43:37 PM   
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It is a testament to the people on this thread that something that would have been locked long ago not only stays open, but is used in humor.

WTG folks


Sigh, we really gotta find girlfriends for some of you guys....

I'll pass on the blue Andorian. I want one of the girls from the Star Wars cantina.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/11/2018 1:36:32 AM   
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Isn't Angora a sheep or goat? Perhaps you want to go to Angola to find an Angora to get wool for your hiking sweater?

I think the OP is trying to phish a response from the CIA to learn the name of their agents and which countries they are being sent to!


They might have meant Andorra. Though I guess that's one thing for customs to look for in a fake. Sort of like a joke dollar bill I saw in high school that said it was from the "Untied States of Anemia"

Bill


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I'm pretty sure they meant Andorian...






But they don't offer Vulcan or Klingon passports? It would be a pain having to cover yourself with blue makeup head to toe every time you cross a border.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/11/2018 1:55:20 AM   
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ORIGINAL: wdolson


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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Isn't Angora a sheep or goat? Perhaps you want to go to Angola to find an Angora to get wool for your hiking sweater?

I think the OP is trying to phish a response from the CIA to learn the name of their agents and which countries they are being sent to!


They might have meant Andorra. Though I guess that's one thing for customs to look for in a fake. Sort of like a joke dollar bill I saw in high school that said it was from the "Untied States of Anemia"

Bill


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ORIGINAL: durnedwolf
I'm pretty sure they meant Andorian...






But they don't offer Vulcan or Klingon passports? It would be a pain having to cover yourself with blue makeup head to toe every time you cross a border.

Bill


Well Vulcans don't see the logic in obtaining an original high-quality fake passport; they won't buy one.

And while there's many a Klingon that has little concern in skirting the rules by using a fake passport, getting a Klingon to sit still long enough to take the photo is a royal pain.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/11/2018 5:21:31 AM   
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Isn't Angora a sheep or goat? Perhaps you want to go to Angola to find an Angora to get wool for your hiking sweater?

I think the OP is trying to phish a response from the CIA to learn the name of their agents and which countries they are being sent to!


They might have meant Andorra. Though I guess that's one thing for customs to look for in a fake. Sort of like a joke dollar bill I saw in high school that said it was from the "Untied States of Anemia"

Bill


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ORIGINAL: durnedwolf
I'm pretty sure they meant Andorian...






But they don't offer Vulcan or Klingon passports? It would be a pain having to cover yourself with blue makeup head to toe every time you cross a border.

Bill


Well Vulcans don't see the logic in obtaining an original high-quality fake passport; they won't buy one.

And while there's many a Klingon that has little concern in skirting the rules by using a fake passport, getting a Klingon to sit still long enough to take the photo is a royal pain.

Hmmm - looks like another shady Ferengi scheme.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 7/11/2018 8:18:04 AM   
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Well Vulcans don't see the logic in obtaining an original high-quality fake passport; they won't buy one.

And while there's many a Klingon that has little concern in skirting the rules by using a fake passport, getting a Klingon to sit still long enough to take the photo is a royal pain.


Wouldn't a real Vulcan or Klingon have a real passport? I would think they would only be needed by fake Vulcans or Klingons (or Andorians for that matter).

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