Cap Mandrake
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***************Harbourmasters' office, Aden, March 18, 1942(e)************ Brigadier Wooten, 9th Aus Div: ...But, we have idle transports gathering rust? There is an emergency in Australia! The Japs are trying to take Melbourne! Royal Navy Dude: I'm sorry sir. Your men are under the command on Northern Territory Command. They cannot embark without an order from the Commander of Northern Territory Command entered in the log book....in person. Sorry sir, rules. Brigadier Wooten, 9th Aus Div: Why..that's absurd. Do you mean to tell me that General Stevens has to physically travel to Aden to release us? Royal Navy Dude: Afraid so, sir. Brigadier Wooten, 9th Aus Div: I shall cable him straight away, then. <begins to leave> Royal Navy Dude: I'm afraid that won't work either, sir. Brigadier Wooten, 9th Aus Div: Why not? Royal Navy Dude: Well sir, General Stevens can't leave Australia, sir. He has to be released by General Blamey. He's in Sydney, sir. Brigadier Wooten, 9th Aus Div: Why, then I shall cable General Blamey, then. Royal Navy Dude: Go ahead, sir....but it won't do any good. Brigadier Wooten, 9th Aus Div: Because? Royal Navy Dude: Well sir, it's the bloody Japs. The've cut the road and rail links to Alice Springs from Sydney. Brigadier Wooten, 9th Aus Div: Bloody Hell! What about an air transport then? Royal Navy Dude: Splendid idea, sir! There are two DC-2's waiting at Alice Springs? Brigadier Wooten, 9th Aus Div: Now we are getting somewhere! I'll cable Alice Springs! <looks at other man's face> Let me guess? They are attached to RAAF HQ? Royal Navy Dude: Hahaha. Oh, no sir. That's not a problem. They simply haven't the range to reach Port Augusta. Brigadier Wooten, 9th Aus Div: <hand on face> So you are saying that the strongest unit in theatre, crucial to defeat the Japs in the homeland, cannot do so because the Japs have invaded the homeland? That is quite a catch! Royal Navy Dude: Oh, yes ir! Catch-22 the best!
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