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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake *********Ad hoc barroom, Customs House, Townsville******** Lt "Sparks": <enters excitedly> SIR! Intercepts show with a high level of confidence that Cam Rahn Fortress is at Cam Rahn Bay! FAM: Why, that's splendid, son! Smashing even. Next time Milo is in town Ill see if he has one of those native golf bags you've been pining after. Sparks, I don't think I am overstating this is the kind of information that could change the outcome of the war! Lt "Sparks": Thanks you sir! Thank you very much! FAM: You deserve it. Now, be sure to let us know anything else that comes up. Lt "Sparks": Yes sir! <salutes and practically skips out of the bar> Moana: Boss, where ELSE would the Cam Rahn Fortress be? FAM: It's good for morale. Say, did I mention how fetching you look tonight? Moana: Thank you boss, but have you forgotten the briefing from SouPac HR? FAM: Bloody Puritans! How do they expect anyone to have fun during the war? Let us know (in detail) if you find a way to boost both Moana's morale and yours. Wacky Jungle Tobacci doesn't count!
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