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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/23/2016 7:11:53 AM

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warspite1 you need to stop trying to get pics of your monarch in her knickers!

His monarch is kind of aged and her beauty has faded quite a lot. He is shooting potential future monarchs ...

Are you referring to this one? I've stated before that dimples just kill me. This woman totally flattens me into a green puddle of goo.

Yes, she has been known to draw a few photographers even when she isn't trying. She did get upstaged by her sister once though ...

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 12:51:47 PM

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Hilarious

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 1:20:41 PM

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"People Are Reading". What people? I want names so I can ridicule them.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 2:28:35 PM

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"People Are Reading". What people? I want names so I can ridicule them.

I refuse to admit that I read this thread.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 2:35:43 PM

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"People Are Reading". What people? I want names so I can ridicule them.

People from people?

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 2:51:31 PM

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"People Are Reading". What people? I want names so I can ridicule them.

You're just bitter about the lack of gorn porn . . .

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 3:26:55 PM

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"People Are Reading". What people? I want names so I can ridicule them.

You're just bitter about the lack of gorn porn . . .

"Gorn Porn" - What a concept!

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 4:43:48 PM

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Yeah, this was just posted in another thread. I usually try and get away and lose my tail.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 4:45:31 PM

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It takes about six months to grow one back, but the actor's guild doesn't have any provision for that.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 4:59:18 PM

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It takes about six months to grow one back, but the actor's guild doesn't have any provision for that.

Do you use a artificial tail while you wait for it to grow back?

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 5:01:41 PM

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It takes about six months to grow one back, but the actor's guild doesn't have any provision for that.

Do you use a artificial tail while you wait for it to grow back?

warspite1

Don't get involved Ormster - he's just telling tales...

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 5:02:49 PM

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It takes about six months to grow one back, but the actor's guild doesn't have any provision for that.

Do you use a artificial tail while you wait for it to grow back?

warspite1

Don't get involved Ormster - he's just telling tales...

I try not to. But I do ponder on to many things that I shouldn't. Sorry about that.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 5:03:31 PM

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Listen, it's a lot easier to get a table in a restaurant if you don't have a tail. Especially a booth.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 5:04:28 PM

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It takes about six months to grow one back, but the actor's guild doesn't have any provision for that.

Do you use a artificial tail while you wait for it to grow back?

warspite1

Don't get involved Ormster - he's just telling tales...

I try not to. But I do ponder on to many things that I shouldn't. Sorry about that.

warspite1

I am amazed you were able to make that post. I would have thought you would have been rolling on the floor laughing at my 'hilarious' play on words.......

....anyways....

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 5:05:51 PM

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It takes about six months to grow one back, but the actor's guild doesn't have any provision for that.

Do you use a artificial tail while you wait for it to grow back?

warspite1

Don't get involved Ormster - he's just telling tales...

I try not to. But I do ponder on to many things that I shouldn't. Sorry about that.

warspite1

I am amazed you were able to make that post. I would have thought you would have been rolling on the floor laughing at my 'hilarious' play on words.......

....anyways....

At times I amaze myself by being able to multitask. Like writing and laughing at the same time.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 5:25:43 PM

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Speaking of tail...

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/24/2016 5:32:30 PM

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Is that your SO? I believe I just turned green with envy.

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/25/2016 12:29:30 AM

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Is that your SO? I believe I just turned green with envy.

How can anyone tell (that you're jealous)?

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/25/2016 2:14:28 AM

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It takes about six months to grow one back, but the actor's guild doesn't have any provision for that.

Do you use a artificial tail while you wait for it to grow back?

Well, you know how those fake things are, some clients are fine with them and others not.

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You just can't fix stupid - 9/25/2016 3:46:48 AM

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Clueless iphone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack' here!

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RE: You just can't fix stupid - 9/25/2016 4:33:29 AM

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Clueless iphone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack' here!

Every time I think it can't get worse...

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RE: OT Things to ponder - 9/25/2016 5:01:05 AM

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I'm really not sure, but this, I believe is what they're talking about when discussing broad band.

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Yeah, this was just posted in another thread. I usually try and get away and lose my tail.

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Speaking of tail...

Sorry, did I just end up on 4chan?

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RE: You just can't fix stupid - 9/25/2016 7:28:05 AM

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Clueless iphone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack' here!

Every time I think it can't get worse...

Einstein said only two things were infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And he wasn't so sure about the universe.

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RE: You just can't fix stupid - 9/25/2016 7:51:04 AM

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Clueless iphone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack' here!

I once worked with a guy who was a hardware designer from way back. He was designing an add on for the early Apple Macs. The installation required the users to remove some socketed chips on the motherboard. They started getting tech support calls from people who had pried the sockets off the motherbord instead of removing the chips from their sockets. These people destroyed their Macs.

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RE: You just can't fix stupid - 9/25/2016 9:33:18 AM

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Clueless iphone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack' here!

Every time I think it can't get worse...

Einstein said only two things were infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And he wasn't so sure about the universe.

It's good to not be human.

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RE: You just can't fix stupid - 9/25/2016 9:38:45 AM

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Clueless iphone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack' here!

I once worked with a guy who was a hardware designer from way back. He was designing an add on for the early Apple Macs. The installation required the users to remove some socketed chips on the motherboard. They started getting tech support calls from people who had pried the sockets off the motherbord instead of removing the chips from their sockets. These people destroyed their Macs.

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Here's some valuable hardware support. The nut threads on in a clockwise fashion. As viewed from a female perspective. Do not tell me it screws on in a counterclockwise fashion you prevert.

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RE: You just can't fix stupid - 9/25/2016 12:56:02 PM

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Clueless iphone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack' here!

I once worked with a guy who was a hardware designer from way back. He was designing an add on for the early Apple Macs. The installation required the users to remove some socketed chips on the motherboard. They started getting tech support calls from people who had pried the sockets off the motherbord instead of removing the chips from their sockets. These people destroyed their Macs.

Bill

Here's some valuable hardware support. The nut threads on in a clockwise fashion. As viewed from a female perspective. Do not tell me it screws on in a counterclockwise fashion you prevert.

Message edited to repair something the spell-check tried to fix. That spell-check thinks it can out-think me. Unfortunately it is usually correct.

'Righty tighty, lefty loosey' (Homer Simpson)

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RE: You just can't fix stupid - 9/25/2016 1:18:44 PM

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Clueless iphone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack' here!

I once worked with a guy who was a hardware designer from way back. He was designing an add on for the early Apple Macs. The installation required the users to remove some socketed chips on the motherboard. They started getting tech support calls from people who had pried the sockets off the motherbord instead of removing the chips from their sockets. These people destroyed their Macs.

Bill

Here's some valuable hardware support. The nut threads on in a clockwise fashion. As viewed from a female perspective. Do not tell me it screws on in a counterclockwise fashion you prevert.

Message edited to repair something the spell-check tried to fix. That spell-check thinks it can out-think me. Unfortunately it is usually correct.

'Righty tighty, lefty loosey' (Homer Simpson)

But what if you live in the Southern Hemisphere?

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RE: You just can't fix stupid - 9/25/2016 1:26:14 PM

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Clueless iphone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack' here!

I once worked with a guy who was a hardware designer from way back. He was designing an add on for the early Apple Macs. The installation required the users to remove some socketed chips on the motherboard. They started getting tech support calls from people who had pried the sockets off the motherbord instead of removing the chips from their sockets. These people destroyed their Macs.

Bill

Here's some valuable hardware support. The nut threads on in a clockwise fashion. As viewed from a female perspective. Do not tell me it screws on in a counterclockwise fashion you prevert.

Message edited to repair something the spell-check tried to fix. That spell-check thinks it can out-think me. Unfortunately it is usually correct.

'Righty tighty, lefty loosey' (Homer Simpson)

But what if you live in the Southern Hemisphere?

warspite1

I'm not sure that complication would trouble Homer....

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RE: You just can't fix stupid - 9/25/2016 2:33:19 PM

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Clueless iphone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to 'get a headphone jack' here!

I once worked with a guy who was a hardware designer from way back. He was designing an add on for the early Apple Macs. The installation required the users to remove some socketed chips on the motherboard. They started getting tech support calls from people who had pried the sockets off the motherbord instead of removing the chips from their sockets. These people destroyed their Macs.

Bill

Here's some valuable hardware support. The nut threads on in a clockwise fashion. As viewed from a female perspective. Do not tell me it screws on in a counterclockwise fashion you prevert.

Message edited to repair something the spell-check tried to fix. That spell-check thinks it can out-think me. Unfortunately it is usually correct.

'Righty tighty, lefty loosey' (Homer Simpson)

But what if you live in the Southern Hemisphere?

warspite1

I'm not sure that complication would trouble Homer....

Homer would stand on his head.

Which reminds me of the old joke: How many (insert racial stereotype here) does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 5 - one to hold the light bulb and 4 to turn the ladder.

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