LargeSlowTarget
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Joined: 9/23/2000 From: Hessen, Germany - now living in France Status: offline
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Gen Melchett: Look, this is the amount of land we've recaptured since yesterday. Lt George: Oh, excellent. Gen Melchett: Erm, what is the actual scale of this map, Darling? Cpt Darling: Erm, one-to-one, Sir. Gen Melchett: Come again? Cpt Darling: Er, the map is actually life-size, Sir. It's superbly detailed. Look, look, there's a little worm. Gen Melchett: Oh, yes. So the actual amount of land retaken is? Cpt Darling: Seventeen square feet, Sir. Gen Melchett: Excellent. So you see, young Blackadder didn't die horribly in vain after all.
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