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RE: Hello - 5/19/2019 12:48:18 AM   
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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 12:56:51 PM   
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Excellent work lads and ladies.

Looking at mine , I have to side with quality not quantity. Though Warspite supports Spurs and started the very popular what book are you reading and what film you watching threads. So I will sit on the fence on this very contentious issue.

I suppose you could only count game relate posts discounting General Discussion ones. Though I don't want to count them!

Or even only count helpful posts. Again not interested in counting.

So probably the fairest and best way is far to time consuming to do, in that case everyone's posts are as great as each others. Everyone s input is appreciated. The forums would be poorer without all your input.

Everyone is a winner. Hurrah!

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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 3:36:19 PM   
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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 6:59:13 PM   
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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 6:59:52 PM   
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Never! Always room for SPAM!


Nope. No way. There are only room for spam if you are starving.

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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 6:59:58 PM   
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No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.

Life is not a zero sum game...

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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 7:01:21 PM   
Orm


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ORIGINAL: Orm

No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.

Life is not a zero sum game...

Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.

We are all the losers... except one winner.

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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 7:05:30 PM   
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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 7:07:00 PM   
Zorch

 

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ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.

Life is not a zero sum game...

Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.

We are all the losers... except one winner.

I can see you've never won 2nd prize in a beauty contest.

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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 7:08:14 PM   
Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Zorch


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ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.

Life is not a zero sum game...

Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.

We are all the losers... except one winner.

I can see you've never won 2nd prize in a beauty contest.


Hey I'd take the flowers and $10.

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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 7:09:03 PM   
Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.

Life is not a zero sum game...

Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.

We are all the losers... except one winner.


Aye. But you unfortunate lot still fill a role here. Thanks for posting Orm.

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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 7:12:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.

Life is not a zero sum game...

Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.

We are all the losers... except one winner.


Aye. But you unfortunate lot still fill a role here. Thanks for posting Orm.

"Our 2nd prize...2 weeks in Philadelphia" - W.C. Fields

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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 7:19:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.

Life is not a zero sum game...

Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.

We are all the losers... except one winner.


Aye. But you unfortunate lot still fill a role here. Thanks for posting Orm.

"Our 2nd prize...2 weeks in Philadelphia" - W.C. Fields

Is that a prize?!

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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 7:51:35 PM   
Zap


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ORIGINAL: Orm


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ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.

Life is not a zero sum game...

Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.

We are all the losers... except one winner.


Aye. But you unfortunate lot still fill a role here. Thanks for posting Orm.

"Our 2nd prize...2 weeks in Philadelphia" - W.C. Fields

Is that a prize?!



And the winner is



< Message edited by Zap -- 5/20/2019 7:52:39 PM >

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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 7:58:09 PM   
Zorch

 

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ORIGINAL: Zap

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ORIGINAL: Orm


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ORIGINAL: Zorch


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.

Life is not a zero sum game...

Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.

We are all the losers... except one winner.


Aye. But you unfortunate lot still fill a role here. Thanks for posting Orm.

"Our 2nd prize...2 weeks in Philadelphia" - W.C. Fields

Is that a prize?!


And the winner is


An old joke told by W. C. Fields - "First prize is a week in Philadelphia. Second prize is two weeks in Philadelphia".

He also said his tombstone would read, "On the whole, I'd rather be in Phialdephia".

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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 8:21:36 PM   
Orm


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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 8:23:59 PM   
Orm


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Status: offline 		Here is an old Swedish joke (in English - they made an version in English with some of their jokes).

Helt Apropå - The Prize - Gorbatjov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dj1MxMW0QQ

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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 10:27:06 PM   
Zap


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FOR FILLING EVERYONE'S APPETITE FOR SPAM WITH USELESS CRAP
THE FORUMITE BOARD UPON THE RECOMMENDATION OF THEIR PEERS
CONFERS UPON


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The Spam Master Award
WITH ALL RIGHTS, PRIVILEGES,
AND OBLIGATIONS THEREUNTO APPERTAINING.


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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 10:43:06 PM   
Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Orm

Here is an old Swedish joke (in English - they made an version in English with some of their jokes).

Helt Apropå - The Prize - Gorbatjov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dj1MxMW0QQ


That's actually pretty good!

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RE: Hello - 5/20/2019 10:47:24 PM   
Chickenboy


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FOR FILLING EVERYONE'S APPETITE FOR SPAM WITH USELESS CRAP
THE FORUMITE BOARD UPON THE RECOMMENDATION OF THEIR PEERS
CONFERS UPON

__________________________Chickenboy____________________________________________________


The Spam Master Award
WITH ALL RIGHTS, PRIVILEGES,
AND OBLIGATIONS THEREUNTO APPERTAINING.


PRESENTED BY: ______Chickenboy_____________________

DATE___________Today and forevermore__________







I'd like to thank the nominating committee and recognize the valiant, yet pathetic efforts of so many other wannabe posters. They're nice guys and all, but to paraphrase Sean Connery from some sword movie or other that I can't be arsed to look up now, "There can be only one!". [Insert lightning bolt finding sword, clap of thnunder, blah blah.]

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RE: Hello - 5/21/2019 12:29:56 AM   
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RE: Hello - 5/21/2019 12:39:06 AM   
Zap


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ORIGINAL: Zap

FOR FILLING EVERYONE'S APPETITE FOR SPAM WITH USELESS CRAP
THE FORUMITE BOARD UPON THE RECOMMENDATION OF THEIR PEERS
CONFERS UPON

__________________________Chickenboy____________________________________________________


The Spam Master Award
WITH ALL RIGHTS, PRIVILEGES,
AND OBLIGATIONS THEREUNTO APPERTAINING.


PRESENTED BY: ______Chickenboy_____________________

DATE___________Today and forevermore__________







I'd like to thank the nominating committee and recognize the valiant, yet pathetic efforts of so many other wannabe posters. They're nice guys and all, but to paraphrase Sean Connery from some sword movie or other that I can't be arsed to look up now, "There can be only one!". [Insert lightning bolt finding sword, clap of thnunder, blah blah.]



Thanks for the generous gift Chickenboy, Oh yes, the gift of 100 chickens convinced me to vote for one Chickenboy.

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RE: Hello - 5/21/2019 1:05:59 AM   
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RE: Hello - 5/21/2019 1:40:58 AM   
Zap


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FOR BRINGING SPAM TO ITS HIGHEST FORM OF CULINARY ART WITH DELICIOUS USELESS CRAP
THE FORUMITE BOARD UPON THE RECOMMENDATION OF THEIR PEERS
CONFERS UPON

ZAP
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The Spam Artist Award
WITH ALL RIGHTS, PRIVILEGES,
AND OBLIGATIONS THEREUNTO APPERTAINING.


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DATE ________?__________




I thank myself, myself, myself and Oh yes, almost forgot I thank my other self, my other, other self. Thank you! Thank you huddled masses!. Like Queen has sung so brilliantly. I join the chorus I as sing to myself "We are the Champions again"!

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RE: Hello - 5/21/2019 3:04:57 AM   
Chickenboy


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"Spam Artist"? With 3345 posts? In 15 years?

Warspite1 is gonna laugh...

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RE: Hello - 5/21/2019 3:23:54 AM   
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Pfft...

"Spam Artist"? With 3345 posts? In 15 years?

Warspite1 is gonna laugh...

Warspite is gonna laugh regardless.

We need a higher title - SuperMaster of Spam?

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RE: Hello - 5/21/2019 3:36:31 AM   
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RE: Hello - 5/21/2019 3:43:58 AM   
Zap


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Status: offline 		Chickenboy Its understandable that quality would not figure in your assessment looking at your post count Art = quality. And "quality" is laced throughout mine. Thankfully, that vote was in capable hands

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RE: Hello - 5/21/2019 3:47:33 AM   
Zap


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Pfft...

"Spam Artist"? With 3345 posts? In 15 years?

Warspite1 is gonna laugh...

Warspite is gonna laugh regardless.

We need a higher title - SuperMaster of Spam?





Warspite1 deserves an award no doubt! Just not my award. By the way Zorch you deserve an award I just haven't figured out just what it should be.

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RE: Hello - 5/21/2019 3:52:38 AM   
Zap


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Status: offline 		Orm deserves an award as well for something. lets see, for calling up threads on their last feet and stirring the pot. But Orm I know there's something else I'm missing just can't put my finger on it at the moment

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