Cap Mandrake
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The words are fictional, but some dimwit or collection of dimwits really did waste 5 days arguing about overtime. quote:
Mr Yusuf Adzir Singapore Construction Co. Jan 21, 1942 Dear Sir; The materials portion of your contract proposal for the Singapore Northern Defense Positions Project is acceptable to His Majesty's Government; however, the proposed labor ovetime rate of 3x the standard rate calculated for any work on Fridays or past 18:00 is unacceptable. In the past, we have had agreements for a rate of 1.5x calcualted after 20:00. Sincerely; Lt Col Uppington Chief Bursar, His Majesty's Forces, Malaya ############################# Lt. Col Uppington Chief Bursar, Malaya Command HQ Reservoir Road, Singapore NW Jan 22, 1942 Sir; May I remind the Col. that there is a large Japanese Army not 50 miles from us at this time. Surely, there is a sense of urgency that the task be completed. This is not 1940. I must pay my workers more to forget their anxieties about their families. Food prices are triple the pre-war rates. Please, let us not haggle. Is this not Mr Churchill's wish? Muhammed Yusif Adzir Singapore Construction Co. ############################### Mr Yusuf Adzir Singapore Construction Co. Jan 23, 1942 Dear Sir; Could we then compromise on double rate for overtime to start at 19:00? Sincerely; Lt Col Uppington Chief Bursar, His Majesty's Forces, Malaya ############################### Lt. Col Uppington Chief Bursar, Malaya Command HQ Reservoir Road, Singapore NW Jan 24, 1942 Sir; I have given you an honest bid which I regard as necessary to accomplish the project in the alloted time, a time which we are quickly consuming in this fruitless exchange. Surely, the exigency of the situation is evident to all? My bid stands unmodified. If you wish to pursue another contractor, please do so in the interest of the frightened residents of Singapore. Muhammed Yusif Adzir Singapore Construction Co. ############################ Mr Yusuf Adzir Singapore Construction Co. Jan 25, 1942 Dear Sir; You are indeed a skillful negotiator sir. How about triple rate for overtime to start at 19:00 with 1/2 hour permitted for two meal breaks? Sincerely; Lt Col Uppington Chief Bursar, His Majesty's Forces, Malaya ################################### Mr Yusuf Adzir Singapore Construction Co. Jan 26, 1942 Dear Sir; Very well then, triple pay for overtime to begin at 18:00, but not a penny more. His Majesty's Treasury is not to be trifled with. Shall I expect your crews bright and early tomorrow then? Sincerely; Lt Col Uppington Chief Bursar, His Majesty's Forces, Malaya ######################## Lt. Col Uppington Chief Bursar, Malaya Command HQ Reservoir Road, Singapore NW Jan 26, 1942 Sir; Tomorrow is the Holy Day sir. We will begin the day after. I concur that His Majesty's Treasury is not to be triffled with, but neither are 50,000 single-minded Japanese soldiers. Let us please move forward in a most efficient manner. Muhammed Yusif Adzir Singapore Construction Co.
< Message edited by Cap Mandrake -- 8/16/2005 6:05:49 PM >
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