Cap Mandrake
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Joined: 11/15/2002 From: Southern California Status: offline
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There is some serious mojo going on around here. I forgot to mention what happened Thursday with my housekeeper. She is Mayan. I'm not kidding. She is from Yucatan and her profile is like one of the carvings on the pyramids at Chichen Itza. Spanish is her second language. I'm not sure what her first language is...Que'cha or something like that. She is, generously, about 4 ft 10 and, I am guessing, 40ish. Why am I telling you all this? Well, it is sort of germane. She is a good worker (although, I have learned that, in her hands bleach is a chemical weapon and that I need to hide any wool slacks less they be converted to shorts in the washer) but it has never occured to me to see her in a carnal light. OK, enough of the preamble. Wednesday, I was repairing and tuning the sprinklers so I put on my surfer-style board shorts so I could stand in the spray and adjust the sprinklers with a screwdriver. A couple of times, when I got hungry I would go into the kitchen to make a gin and tonic and she was in there unloading the dishwasher or something. OK, here is the wierd part. The next morning I am getting ready to go to a dental appointment (which turned into a root canal) and she is putting some laundry away in my dresser. She got this excceedingly odd look on her face and started giggling and said "Yo lavo su bikini, doctor" (literally "I wash your bikini" in the present tense). Then she gets all red in the face and does the "aw shucks" body language. Wow. What is up with that? I finally simply say "Gracias". I suppose she was just embarrassed that her joke might not go over but I am here to say there was some kind of undertow. This is beginning to feel like a secret gag and there is a production crew hiding in the attic laughing there arses off. I am wondering where the hidden cameras are.
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