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ORIGINAL: Historiker 1667: James Betts died from asphyxiation after being accidentally sealed in a cupboard by Elizabeth Spencer, at Corpus Christi College, Cambridge in an attempt to hide him from her father, John Spencer.[ Reminds me of a joke (pardon the hasty translation from Russian) Two guys are standing in line at the gates of heaven, waiting for St. Peter to call them. One of them decides to strike up a conversation. A: So, how did you die? B: I was on a business trip but came back early. I walk into the house and find my wife, in bed, naked, and apparently very surprised. I searched the whole house for her lover. I looked in the closet, under the bed, in the shower, on the balcony, but didnt find him. By that time I was so enraged that I suffered a heart attack and died on the spot. How did you die? A: Well, lets just say that if you had looked in the refrigerator we would both be alive.
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