Dixie -> RE: The Thread!!! (6/30/2008 7:37:37 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Terminus Good. Let's give them the time they need before we go on griping. Instead, let's turn to Item # 29,089,211 on my List of Things I Don't Understand About Women: I just saw an ad for a new woman's deodorant that promised to make its user smell like cucumber and green tea.[&:][&:][&:][&:] This also reminds me of a joke. A man is sat at home when a genie appears and announces "And what would you like for your third and final wish, oh master?" The guy looks at the genie "How is this my third and final wish, when I haven't had any wishes yet?" "You have had two wishes already, but your second wish was for me to put everything back to the way it was before. Because of this you have no memory of the first two wishes." "Alright then," said the man, "I've only got one wish, so I wish I understood how womens minds work, what they're thinking and why they're thinking it." "It is done oh master" replies the genie. "It's funny though, that was your first wish too"
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