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I was JUST getting ready to post, in reply to T, that you're lucky I didn't post the picture of the English Football fan I found on Google. One more American Football isn't Football comment and I just might have to. [;)]

Oooh, them's fightin' words... American Football is a silly sport that doesn't involve feet or balls.[:'(]

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

The new boy learned a valuable lesson today. Cpl Barker does not work at the dog section [:D][:D][X(][X(][8|]

Oh dear Thread......[8|]

They did that to a co-worker of mine on April 1st......told her to call a Mr. Lyons, who was very upset and wanted to talk to her immediately. The number was for the Bronx zoo.

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And I suggest you chaps start with excercise and common sense. Followed by geography. Then English. Maybe then you'll be ready for sports.

Don't hand me "you chaps," chum. I left the colonies behind when I retired.

But, say, are you implying that Americans are fat, lazy, ignorant morons? Where would you ever get that idea?


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ORIGINAL: VSWG

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btw the new matrix software doesn't let you curse.

Scheiße?

EDIT: Apparently the software doesn't speak German. [:D]

its confused by that weird double s thingie. No one else gets it either. [:'(]

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Since the German spelling reform of 1996, either ß or ss is used for the representation of an /s/ in a syllable onset (where a normal s would be pronounced /z/) as follows:

1. ß is used after long vowels, for instance in grüßen (‘to greet’) or in the related words grüßt (‘greets’), grüß! (‘greet!’);
2. ß is used after diphthongs, for instance beißen (‘to bite’) or in the related words beißt (‘bites’), beiß! (‘bite!’);
3. ss is used after short vowels, for instance küssen (‘to kiss’) or in the related words küsst (‘kisses’), küss! (‘kiss!’).

Note that in words where the stem changes, some forms may have an ß but others an ss, for instance sie beißen (‘they bite’) vs. sie bissen (‘they bit’).

Some instances of /s/ immediately following a long vowel or a diphthong in a syllable coda require ß, such as groß ('large'), and others require s, such as los ('away', several other uses). The correct spelling is not predictable and must be learned for each case.

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Tomorrow I'll travel to London for a couple of days, visiting my sister. I'm still undecided which museum I'm going to visit on the first day. There are 3 museums near my sister's workplace, where I will meet up with her tomorrow evening:

a) Natural Museum of History
b) Victoria & Albert Museum
c) Science Museum

Which one? YOU DECIDE!!! Not really, but some input would be nice...

Dixie?

My vote's for the science museum. But you forgot the RAF mueum at Hendon! (Actually the stop is Colingdale).

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Aren't they all? [&:] [:'(]

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Morning gents. All this football talk. [>:]

Good morning! It's the talking geek-o ! How are things in the big city? [:D]

Dont make fun of the Gecko. He'll rule the world one day. [:-]

Only if the cat's don't get him! [:D]

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ORIGINAL: VSWG

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: VSWG

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ORIGINAL: bobogoboom

btw the new matrix software doesn't let you curse.

Scheiße?

EDIT: Apparently the software doesn't speak German. [:D]

its confused by that weird double s thingie. No one else gets it either. [:'(]

It's easy, really! [:)]

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Since the German spelling reform of 1996, either ß or ss is used for the representation of an /s/ in a syllable onset (where a normal s would be pronounced /z/) as follows:

1. ß is used after long vowels, for instance in grüßen (‘to greet’) or in the related words grüßt (‘greets’), grüß! (‘greet!’);
2. ß is used after diphthongs, for instance beißen (‘to bite’) or in the related words beißt (‘bites’), beiß! (‘bite!’);
3. ss is used after short vowels, for instance küssen (‘to kiss’) or in the related words küsst (‘kisses’), küss! (‘kiss!’).

Note that in words where the stem changes, some forms may have an ß but others an ss, for instance sie beißen (‘they bite’) vs. sie bissen (‘they bit’).

Some instances of /s/ immediately following a long vowel or a diphthong in a syllable coda require ß, such as groß ('large'), and others require s, such as los ('away', several other uses). The correct spelling is not predictable and must be learned for each case.

Note the last sentence. [:D]

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

The new boy learned a valuable lesson today. Cpl Barker does not work at the dog section [:D][:D][X(][X(][8|]

Oh dear Thread......[8|]

They did that to a co-worker of mine on April 1st......told her to call a Mr. Lyons, who was very upset and wanted to talk to her immediately. The number was for the Bronx zoo.

The dog section were not too pleased either...

Next up he will have to go to the photo section to get his I.D.10T photo taken...

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ORIGINAL: bobogoboom

btw the new matrix software doesn't let you curse.

Scheiße?

EDIT: Apparently the software doesn't speak German. [:D]

its confused by that weird double s thingie. No one else gets it either. [:'(]

It's easy, really! [:)]

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Since the German spelling reform of 1996, either ß or ss is used for the representation of an /s/ in a syllable onset (where a normal s would be pronounced /z/) as follows:

1. ß is used after long vowels, for instance in grüßen (‘to greet’) or in the related words grüßt (‘greets’), grüß! (‘greet!’);
2. ß is used after diphthongs, for instance beißen (‘to bite’) or in the related words beißt (‘bites’), beiß! (‘bite!’);
3. ss is used after short vowels, for instance küssen (‘to kiss’) or in the related words küsst (‘kisses’), küss! (‘kiss!’).

Note that in words where the stem changes, some forms may have an ß but others an ss, for instance sie beißen (‘they bite’) vs. sie bissen (‘they bit’).

Some instances of /s/ immediately following a long vowel or a diphthong in a syllable coda require ß, such as groß ('large'), and others require s, such as los ('away', several other uses). The correct spelling is not predictable and must be learned for each case.

Note the last sentence. [:D]

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Time to hit the gym

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Pizza in England is not the same as pizza in the US. You do something to the sauce[sm=nono.gif]

Its Worcestershire sauce. [:'(]

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ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Time to hit the gym

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Morning gents. All this football talk. [>:]

Good morning! It's the talking geek-o ! How are things in the big city? [:D]

Dont make fun of the Gecko. He'll rule the world one day. [:-]

Only if the cat's don't get him! [:D]

He's not afraid of cats.....

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Time to hit the gym

It's time to hit the bed [:D] G'night all[>:]

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Pizza in England is not the same as pizza in the US. You do something to the sauce[sm=nono.gif]

Its Worcestershire sauce. [:'(]

They use Cheddar instead of mozzerella! [:D] Actually , they used to have a chain called Blimpy's (I think?) that really did use Cheddar. This was prior to Pizza hut, which invaded the UK in 1983. (Which was precced by McDonalds and Burger King, no need to thanks!) But we mad up for it in the 1990's , when we sent over Starbucks and the British , for the 1st time , could have a decent cup of coffee (and it wasn't nescafe gold blend!). [:D][:D][:D]

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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Pizza in England is not the same as pizza in the US. You do something to the sauce[sm=nono.gif]

Its Worcestershire sauce. [:'(]

They use Cheddar instead of mozzerella! [:D] Actually , they used to have a chain called Blimpy's (I think?) that really did use Cheddar. This was prior to Pizza hut, which invaded the UK in 1983. (Which was precced by McDonalds and Burger King, no need to thanks!) But we mad up for it in the 1990's , when we sent over Starbucks and the British , for the 1st time , could have a decent cup of coffee (and it wasn't nescafe gold blend!). [:D][:D][:D]

I've only ever been to Starbucks once. I couldn't take it seriously after the guy in front of me went up to the counter and asked "Do you do tea here?" in a broad Brummie accent [:D] I had to leave...

The chain you are thinking of is Wimpy I think. Nothing to do with Barnes Wallis' creation though...

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Time to hit the gym

How hard?

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That's the next language i want to learn.

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btw the new matrix software doesn't let you curse.


Scheiße?

EDIT: Apparently the software doesn't speak German.

It would appear it also doesn't speak British....[:D]

Bugger, wanker, bloody, arse, tit, bollocks, twat, crap, piss.

There is one that it won't let me use though....


EDIT: This is fun! [:D] Finding new ways around the forum filters [image]http://www.e-goat.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/airforce/PDT_Xtremez_31.gif[/image]

swear backwards - it always works, even IRL...[:D] Skcollob always sounds Scandinavian...

Skcollob, imported Danish beer. The drink of Danish Kings. Please drink responsibly (7.5% ABV)

Are you sure you are not talking skcollob?

Where are my gnikcuf turns btw tnuc?

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So, what are my American brethren up to for the forthcoming holiday weekend?

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So, what are my American brethren up to for the forthcoming holiday weekend?

Smokin a bunch of ribs and having some cold brewskis........and not much else. [:D]

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

So, what are my American brethren up to for the forthcoming holiday weekend?

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Time to hit the gym

How hard?

Not hard enough...or quick enough apparently. I just got notice of a telecon in 10 minutes.

I wonder if I could pass it through to my cell and "participate" while I'm on the treadmill. [:D]

Edit: on second thought, better not, they might wonder what all the heavy breathing is. [:D]

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So, what are my American brethren up to for the forthcoming holiday weekend?

I'm going to my Mother's, giant block party with all of the neighbors, swimming, drinking plenty of Budweiser(cider[;)]) and smoking plenty of ribs/brisket and perhaps other herbs.
The whole place turns into a warzone after dark. Probably heading over to the local detox center the following two days.[;)]

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PS: That isn't football. Regardless of how much you say it is. If you silly colonials will insist on calling your American Football by the name Football we English will invient new games and call them baseball and basketball before insisting that the whole world calls our sports by these names and calls your versions nuggets (baseball) and sussudio (basketball)... [image]http://www.e-goat.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/airforce/PDT_Xtremez_15.gif[/image]

Now, now, don't do anything hasty. I suggest you start with dentistry and cooking, then work your way up to sports.

And I suggest you chaps start with excercise and common sense. Followed by geography. Then English. Maybe then you'll be ready for sports.

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And I suggest you chaps start with excercise and common sense. Followed by geography. Then English. Maybe then you'll be ready for sports.

Don't hand me "you chaps," chum. I left the colonies behind when I retired.

But, say, are you implying that Americans are fat, lazy, ignorant morons? Where would you ever get that idea?


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So, what are my American brethren up to for the forthcoming holiday weekend?