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AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/13/2012 1:01:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ingtar Of course, yelling at the punk kids does no good as they ruined their hearing with loud music, so cannot hear loud. They are telling us that, but we cannot hear their higher pitched voices. Perhaps a compromise involving moveable type or a telegraph is in order. COMPROMISE?>??? I GOT YOUR COMPROMISE! (Cocks 12 ga loaded with rock salt). BLAST THEM IN THE @$$!!!!! IF THEY DON"T HEAR IT ,THEY'LL FEEL IT!!!!! [:D][:D][:D]

Empire101 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/13/2012 10:33:14 AM)
I'm old fat and ugly....I hate those PUNK KIDS!!!!! Anyway, I remember when all this was fields.........[>:][>:][>:][>:]

Ingtar -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/13/2012 3:30:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Empire101 I'm old fat and ugly....I hate those PUNK KIDS!!!!! Anyway, I remember when all this was fields.........[>:][>:][>:][>:] Fat you might be able to do something about, but geezerhood, like ugly, goes to the bone. Rock (salt) on!

Empire101 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/13/2012 9:46:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ingtar quote: ORIGINAL: Empire101 I'm old fat and ugly....I hate those PUNK KIDS!!!!! Anyway, I remember when all this was fields.........[>:][>:][>:][>:] Fat you might be able to do something about, but geezerhood, like ugly, goes to the bone. Rock (salt) on! [8D][8D][8D] 'Anyway....where was I sonny.....Ahh yes.... How I won the War Single Handed, and Hedy Lamarr was my girlfriend'.....[>:][>:][>:][>:][>:][>:]

AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/21/2012 10:35:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Empire101 quote: ORIGINAL: Ingtar quote: ORIGINAL: Empire101 I'm old fat and ugly....I hate those PUNK KIDS!!!!! Anyway, I remember when all this was fields.........[>:][>:][>:][>:] Fat you might be able to do something about, but geezerhood, like ugly, goes to the bone. Rock (salt) on! [8D][8D][8D] 'Anyway....where was I sonny.....Ahh yes.... How I won the War Single Handed, and Hedy Lamarr was my girlfriend'.....[>:][>:][>:][>:][>:][>:] "That's HedLEY!" [:D]

Ingtar -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/21/2012 10:48:14 PM)
Hedley brings up pictures of a Black sheriff. Hedy brings up pictures of Ecstasy.

Empire101 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/22/2012 8:50:31 AM)
Hedley Lamarr!! Obviously a Blazing Saddles fan!![:D] Here is a picture of HEDY Lamarr in all her glory, when she was my girlfriend sonny..... They don't build em like that anymore...... Anyway, where was I,...... ah yes, I'd just parachuted into Japan, wiped out the Imperial Guards Division singlehandedly, when I saw General Tojo buying a newspaper and a pint of milk. 'You're coming with me young man' I said, and then..........[>:][>:][>:][>:][>:][>:] [image]local://upfiles/29250/3E543A1C08AD4ADF990F4614C8FE9F28.jpg[/image]

johnjohn -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/25/2012 2:43:02 AM)
Don't forget...um...what was that?...oh yeah...Hedley Lamarr was smart too. Invented Frequency Shifting for radio communications while eating dinner in New York. Wrote the whole thing down on her knapkin, which the restaurant still wants back. Was awarded the patent for her idea which is still used by the CIA et. al. Smart and pretty...what was that dear?...No...no...no...this is NOT ONE OF THOSE WEB SITES!

Empire101 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/28/2012 10:01:01 PM)
Eh!... Whatsthat......!! Ah yes, where was I sonny?? Could you just pass me that ear-trumpet, you young whippersnappers are always talking in whispers....... Anyway.....I followed Tojo until he disappeared behind a small door. I burst in, and Gawd Love a duck, there was Hitler, Mussolini, Himmler and Goring all playing various musical instruments. ( Hirohito was'nt actually in the room at that time, he was making a pot of tea in the kitchen, I seem to recall... )_ 'You've all been *very* naughty young men', I said, 'And I'm afraid you are all going to have to accompany me to the nearest Police station'. They all stopped playing and stared at me. Goring suddenly shouted 'Quick....hide all the pies!!', and then...... [>:][>:][>:][>:][>:][>:]

AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/28/2012 10:36:56 PM)
GET OFF MY LAWN YA #$%^&&%^$# PUNK KIDS!

Terminus -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/28/2012 11:24:16 PM)
[:'(]

AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/28/2012 11:46:37 PM)
I've always felt that you were a GOD amongst Geezers T! [&o][&o][&o] I suspect you were a geezer when you were still in your crib!!! And I salute you!!!! [&o][&o][&o][&o][&o]

Terminus -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/28/2012 11:52:56 PM)
STOP BEING LOUD!

AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/29/2012 12:36:34 AM)
Errrrr.....this is THE %%^&&^&^%$#%&Y GEEZER THREAD!!!!!! We're All frackin' deaf here!!!! [:D]

Empire101 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/1/2012 7:03:44 PM)
Anyway....where was I sonny, ah yes, Goring tried to hide the pies, but it was too late. I made a citizens arrest of all of them, but then I had to get them all to a Police Station.... oh well thats another story sonny.... ....but before I forget, here is a picture taken of me fighting my way back singlehanded to the nearest Police Station.....[>:][>:][>:][>:][>:][>:] [image]local://upfiles/29250/6A76311257CA4FD6B2E76735655E763E.jpg[/image]

khyberbill -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/5/2012 8:16:49 PM)
All the geezers must be napping, very quiet here.

Empire101 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/5/2012 10:50:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: khyberbill All the geezers must be napping, very quiet here. Dangnabbit!! Young whippersnappers!! Now where did I put my 'Dr Throgmortons Combined Surgical Truss & Trouser Press' .............[X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(]

Onime No Kyo -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/5/2012 11:03:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Empire101 quote: ORIGINAL: khyberbill All the geezers must be napping, very quiet here. Dangnabbit!! Young whippersnappers!! Now where did I put my 'Dr Throgmortons Combined Surgical Truss & Trouser Press' .............[X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(] On your head, next to your reading glasses....[:'(] [sm=scared0018.gif]

Empire101 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/6/2012 8:04:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo On your head, next to your reading glasses....[:'(] [sm=scared0018.gif] Ah yes, there they are......... No Ethel, put the truss next to my collection of stuffed teenage delinquents,.....thankyou dear..... Now where was I........[>:][>:][>:][>:][>:]

Onime No Kyo -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/6/2012 10:33:49 PM)
Ethel is a patient...and long-suffering woman.

Empire101 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/6/2012 10:43:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo Ethel is a patient...and long-suffering woman. Long Suffering!!! Did I ever tell you about the story of the exploding piles????!!![>:][>:][>:]

AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/6/2012 10:44:43 PM)
I put Ethel in my gas tank! [:D]

Onime No Kyo -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/6/2012 10:54:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Empire101 quote: ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo Ethel is a patient...and long-suffering woman. Long Suffering!!! Did I ever tell you about the story of the exploding piles????!!![>:][>:][>:] Do tell. [:D]

Onime No Kyo -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/6/2012 10:54:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AW1Steve I put Ethel in my gas tank! [:D] You either have trouble with spelling or with homicidal tendencies. [X(]

AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/7/2012 1:33:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo quote: ORIGINAL: AW1Steve I put Ethel in my gas tank! [:D] You either have trouble with spelling or with homicidal tendencies. [X(] Yes.

Onime No Kyo -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/7/2012 2:33:22 AM)
Poor Ethel....both of them. [:D]

Historiker -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/7/2012 9:21:54 AM)
Hey chaps, why are you so ****ing old?

Empire101 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/7/2012 4:02:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo quote: ORIGINAL: Empire101 quote: ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo Ethel is a patient...and long-suffering woman. Long Suffering!!! Did I ever tell you about the story of the exploding piles????!!![>:][>:][>:] Do tell. [:D] If you could just pass me my ear trumpet......thankyou dear..... Now where was I......ah yes....'The Curious Case of the Incredible Exploding Piles'...... Many years ago, when I was a young man and Winston Churchill was just a gleam in the eye of his father, I was posted to the North West Frontier with the 24th Foot Regiment of Field Mice...... It was very hot when suddenly.....[>:][>:][>:][>:][>:][>:]

Onime No Kyo -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/7/2012 4:13:02 PM)
Granpa's asleep again. Time to put Tabasco sauce in his denture cream... [:D]

AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/7/2012 5:25:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Historiker Hey chaps, why are you so ****ing old? What's wrong with being old? It beats the hell out of the alternative! [:D]

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