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eskuche -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/6/2021 2:02:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe Yes, but remember: A reply from my generation: What the f* did you just f** say about me, you little b? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f* out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**** words. You think you can get away with saying that s* to me over the Internet? Think again, f****. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a off the face of the continent, you little s*. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you g* idiot. I will s* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***** dead, kiddo. [sm=00000106.gif][sm=00000968.gif]

USSAmerica -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/6/2021 2:14:51 PM)
Sounds about right. [:D]

BBfanboy -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/6/2021 2:40:10 PM)
Wait - what? Gorilla warfare? Does he mean he was trained to fight gorillas or to fight like a gorilla - or maybe to think like a gorilla? The latter seems most likely. Why is it the guys who are most trained to use deadly force to fight for freedom and the rule of law just want to use that training to suppress other citizens? GRUMP!

RangerJoe -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/6/2021 3:02:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: eskuche quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe Yes, but remember: A reply from my generation: What the f* did you just f** say about me, you little b? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f* out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**** words. You think you can get away with saying that s* to me over the Internet? Think again, f****. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a off the face of the continent, you little s*. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you g* idiot. I will s* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***** dead, kiddo. [sm=00000106.gif][sm=00000968.gif] [:-]

RangerJoe -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/6/2021 3:03:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy Wait - what? Gorilla warfare? Does he mean he was trained to fight gorillas or to fight like a gorilla - or maybe to think like a gorilla? The latter seems most likely. Why is it the guys who are most trained to use deadly force to fight for freedom and the rule of law just want to use that training to suppress other citizens? GRUMP! Unknown, I as taught to respect others. I will see what someone thinks of this.[8\|]

BBfanboy -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/6/2021 3:46:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe quote: ORIGINAL: eskuche quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe Yes, but remember: A reply from my generation: What the f* did you just f** say about me, you little b? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f* out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**** words. You think you can get away with saying that s* to me over the Internet? Think again, f****. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a off the face of the continent, you little s*. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you g* idiot. I will s* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***** dead, kiddo. [sm=00000106.gif][sm=00000968.gif] [:-] I am unsure whether he posted that 'tongue in cheek' or as a serious presentation of his attitude. I prefer to think the former.

eskuche -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/6/2021 4:07:33 PM)
If my tongue were any further up my cheek I would probably need to go see my doctor. What I posted is a common copypasta, or provocative paragraph that’s a meme because it’s posted so much in random places. But seemed appropriate re: the picture Joe posted [sm=comp16.gif]

btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/6/2021 4:12:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: eskuche quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe Yes, but remember: A reply from my generation: What the f* did you just f** say about me, you little b? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f* out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**** words. You think you can get away with saying that s* to me over the Internet? Think again, f****. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a off the face of the continent, you little s*. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you g* idiot. I will s* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***** dead, kiddo. [sm=00000106.gif][sm=00000968.gif] Run for the hills RJ. [:D]....GP

eskuche -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/6/2021 4:32:19 PM)
And of course bottoms up for the fallen. We are inaugurating France ‘44 board game by Mark Herman today initially unknowing of the special day!

btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/6/2021 4:38:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: eskuche And of course bottoms up for the fallen. We are inaugurating France ‘44 board game by Mark Herman today initially unknowing of the special day! Please explain?....GP I see your in Ohio. So am I.....

eskuche -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/6/2021 4:47:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: btd64 quote: ORIGINAL: eskuche And of course bottoms up for the fallen. We are inaugurating France ‘44 board game by Mark Herman today initially unknowing of the special day! Please explain?....GP I see your in Ohio. So am I..... Well bein’ a mighty young youngster, Normandy ain’t something we keep track of too goodly! France ‘44 is a board game about Normandy landings which happens to be my first board war game and it just happens to be played on D-day! Go buckeyes…been here six years for a learnin’ and wife is starting work at OSU in a couple weeks.

RangerJoe -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/6/2021 4:48:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe quote: ORIGINAL: eskuche quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe Yes, but remember: A reply from my generation: What the f* did you just f** say about me, you little b? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f* out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**** words. You think you can get away with saying that s* to me over the Internet? Think again, f****. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a off the face of the continent, you little s*. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you g* idiot. I will s* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***** dead, kiddo. [sm=00000106.gif][sm=00000968.gif] [:-] I am unsure whether he posted that 'tongue in cheek' or as a serious presentation of his attitude. I prefer to think the former. It does not matter what he thinks, it matters what I think.

btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/6/2021 6:34:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: eskuche quote: ORIGINAL: btd64 quote: ORIGINAL: eskuche And of course bottoms up for the fallen. We are inaugurating France ‘44 board game by Mark Herman today initially unknowing of the special day! Please explain?....GP I see your in Ohio. So am I..... Well bein’ a mighty young youngster, Normandy ain’t something we keep track of too goodly! France ‘44 is a board game about Normandy landings which happens to be my first board war game and it just happens to be played on D-day! Go buckeyes…been here six years for a learnin’ and wife is starting work at OSU in a couple weeks. My wife and I have been here for about 7 years or so. Outside of Columbus about 25 miles to the southeast....GP

Edmon -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/10/2021 11:00:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: eskuche quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe Yes, but remember: A reply from my generation: What the f* did you just f** say about me, you little b? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f* out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**** words. You think you can get away with saying that s* to me over the Internet? Think again, f****. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a off the face of the continent, you little s*. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you g* idiot. I will s* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***** dead, kiddo. [sm=00000106.gif][sm=00000968.gif] While I realise this is a CopyPasta that is older than dirt, it is nevertheless totally unacceptable content for our forums. User was given a 1 week ban for this post. Please keep all posting respectful at all times. Thanks guys.

fcooke -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/10/2021 12:26:58 PM)
My wife woke up on the wrong side of the bed this am....I don't think we have the ability to ban her. Thanks for doing you unenviable job. I do volunteer tax returns so I sort of get it. [:'(]

btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/10/2021 1:11:36 PM)
I felt that it was inappropriate. But someone else reported or saw this....GP

fcooke -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/10/2021 1:18:24 PM)
For clarity - I am not backing the poster on this one but I can see how my post could be interpreted that way. My wife still woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I stand by that.

btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/10/2021 1:21:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fcooke For clarity - I am not backing the poster on this one but I can see how my post could be interpreted that way. My wife still woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I stand by that. Ha ha ha ha ha. Grump....GP

fcooke -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (6/10/2021 1:45:02 PM)
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RangerJoe -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/28/2021 2:50:57 AM)
*GRUMP!!!* Too bad when someone sends you a pm that their mailbox is always full. I would state whom but I won't. *GRUMP!!!*

btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/28/2021 12:20:08 PM)
I KNOW IT'S NOT ME. I CLEAN MINE UP. GRUMP....GP

rustysi -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/28/2021 9:40:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe *GRUMP!!!* Too bad when someone sends you a pm that their mailbox is always full. I would state whom but I won't. *GRUMP!!!* But then how am I to know if my mailbox is full???[&:]

RangerJoe -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (7/28/2021 10:39:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rustysi quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe *GRUMP!!!* Too bad when someone sends you a pm that their mailbox is always full. I would state whom but I won't. *GRUMP!!!* But then how am I to know if my mailbox is full???[&:] *GRUMP!!!* I don't know. But you can always use the report button on the lower right of the post . . . *GRUMP!!!*

RangerJoe -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/3/2021 4:41:36 AM)
*GRUMP!!!* I was frying somethings for breakfast - then they exploded! So I emptied the pan and put the contents into a metal container, then I started again. The things that I were frying exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container. I tried a third time and the stuff exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container and I quit frying those things. *GRUMP!!!*

btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/3/2021 10:40:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe *GRUMP!!!* I was frying somethings for breakfast - then they exploded! So I emptied the pan and put the contents into a metal container, then I started again. The things that I were frying exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container. I tried a third time and the stuff exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container and I quit frying those things. *GRUMP!!!* You can't fry bullets RJ [:D][:D]....GP

RangerJoe -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/3/2021 12:10:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: btd64 quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe *GRUMP!!!* I was frying somethings for breakfast - then they exploded! So I emptied the pan and put the contents into a metal container, then I started again. The things that I were frying exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container. I tried a third time and the stuff exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container and I quit frying those things. *GRUMP!!!* You can't fry bullets RJ [:D][:D]....GP I was not trying to fry bullets! I was frying some grain seeds! Some of them ended up on the stove, some of them ended up on the countertop, while others ended up on the floor so of course they got stepped on!

btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/3/2021 12:23:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe quote: ORIGINAL: btd64 quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe *GRUMP!!!* I was frying somethings for breakfast - then they exploded! So I emptied the pan and put the contents into a metal container, then I started again. The things that I were frying exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container. I tried a third time and the stuff exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container and I quit frying those things. *GRUMP!!!* You can't fry bullets RJ [:D][:D]....GP I was not trying to fry bullets! I was frying some grain seeds! Some of them ended up on the stove, some of them ended up on the countertop, while others ended up on the floor so of course they got stepped on! When I was younger and working in a restaurant, we would put rice in the fryer to make rice crispys. Some would explode. The grain seeds contain a protein that explode when heated....GP

RangerJoe -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/3/2021 1:18:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: btd64 quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe quote: ORIGINAL: btd64 quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe *GRUMP!!!* I was frying somethings for breakfast - then they exploded! So I emptied the pan and put the contents into a metal container, then I started again. The things that I were frying exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container. I tried a third time and the stuff exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container and I quit frying those things. *GRUMP!!!* You can't fry bullets RJ [:D][:D]....GP I was not trying to fry bullets! I was frying some grain seeds! Some of them ended up on the stove, some of them ended up on the countertop, while others ended up on the floor so of course they got stepped on! When I was younger and working in a restaurant, we would put rice in the fryer to make rice crispys. Some would explode. The grain seeds contain a protein that explode when heated....GP Well, the hand parched wild rice will "pop" when fried but I was frying corn kernels . . .

btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/3/2021 1:36:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe quote: ORIGINAL: btd64 quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe quote: ORIGINAL: btd64 quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe *GRUMP!!!* I was frying somethings for breakfast - then they exploded! So I emptied the pan and put the contents into a metal container, then I started again. The things that I were frying exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container. I tried a third time and the stuff exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container and I quit frying those things. *GRUMP!!!* You can't fry bullets RJ [:D][:D]....GP I was not trying to fry bullets! I was frying some grain seeds! Some of them ended up on the stove, some of them ended up on the countertop, while others ended up on the floor so of course they got stepped on! When I was younger and working in a restaurant, we would put rice in the fryer to make rice crispys. Some would explode. The grain seeds contain a protein that explode when heated....GP Well, the hand parched wild rice will "pop" when fried but I was frying corn kernels . . . Oh, you were making POP CORN....GP

RangerJoe -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/3/2021 2:07:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: btd64 quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe quote: ORIGINAL: btd64 quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe quote: ORIGINAL: btd64 quote: ORIGINAL: RangerJoe *GRUMP!!!* I was frying somethings for breakfast - then they exploded! So I emptied the pan and put the contents into a metal container, then I started again. The things that I were frying exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container. I tried a third time and the stuff exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container and I quit frying those things. *GRUMP!!!* You can't fry bullets RJ [:D][:D]....GP I was not trying to fry bullets! I was frying some grain seeds! Some of them ended up on the stove, some of them ended up on the countertop, while others ended up on the floor so of course they got stepped on! When I was younger and working in a restaurant, we would put rice in the fryer to make rice crispys. Some would explode. The grain seeds contain a protein that explode when heated....GP Well, the hand parched wild rice will "pop" when fried but I was frying corn kernels . . . Oh, you were making POP CORN....GP Oh yes, but some of them exploded and sent some to the top of the stove, the countertop and the floor . . . Then I made a caramel sauce to put on about 5 litres of exploded corn and poured that on the exploded corn in the metal pan and baked it for an hour. *GRUMP!!!* I keep forgetting that when I turn off the timer on the stove that this Chinese restaurant type stove shuts off the oven . . . *GRUMP!!!* [image]local://upfiles/52896/FD61098981604CF29FC52B4B7BEF4B0E.jpg[/image]

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