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btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/3/2021 2:17:23 PM)


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GRUMP!!!

I was frying somethings for breakfast - then they exploded!

So I emptied the pan and put the contents into a metal container, then I started again. The things that I were frying exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container.

I tried a third time and the stuff exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container and I quit frying those things.

GRUMP!!!



You can't fry bullets RJ [:D][:D]....GP


I was not trying to fry bullets! I was frying some grain seeds! Some of them ended up on the stove, some of them ended up on the countertop, while others ended up on the floor so of course they got stepped on!



When I was younger and working in a restaurant, we would put rice in the fryer to make rice crispys. Some would explode. The grain seeds contain a protein that explode when heated....GP


Well, the hand parched wild rice will "pop" when fried but I was frying corn kernels . . .



Oh, you were making POP CORN....GP


Oh yes, but some of them exploded and sent some to the top of the stove, the countertop and the floor . . .

Then I made a caramel sauce to put on about 5 litres of exploded corn and poured that on the exploded corn in the metal pan and baked it for an hour.

GRUMP!!!

I keep forgetting that when I turn off the timer on the stove that this Chinese restaurant type stove shuts off the oven . . .

GRUMP!!!


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GRUMP....GP




Zorch -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/4/2021 4:46:09 AM)

In the same vein Moped rider's rude name place tour finishes in Bell End https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58375401
Britain has some towns with very silly names.




jdsrae -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/4/2021 8:30:06 AM)

That link led me to this:
https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-38078622

I’ve never been to Tasmania, but if/when we get to travel overseas again, Lovely Bottom could be good to take a look at.
I might steer clear of Pensioner’s Bush though.




btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/4/2021 11:07:26 AM)

Those look like posts for "The Thread"....GP

Grump




Orm -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/5/2021 6:17:18 AM)

Grump.




btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/5/2021 11:47:58 AM)

Double GRUMP....GP




rustysi -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/5/2021 10:03:52 PM)

I see your GRUMP and raise you a GRUMP.[:'(]




btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/5/2021 11:31:19 PM)

Call, grump....GP




rustysi -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/7/2021 1:02:42 AM)

Full house of grump's. What you got?[:D]




btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/7/2021 1:25:15 AM)

Ah, just 2 pairs of grumps, aces high. You win. GRUMP....GP




Zorch -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/7/2021 6:34:11 AM)

I'm afraid to ask what a Royal Grump is.




btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/7/2021 10:33:35 AM)

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I'm afraid to ask what a Royal Grump is.


I held a Royal Grump once. It wasn't pretty. Also known as a Royal pain in the a#$....GP




Orm -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/7/2021 11:34:22 AM)

One definition of a Royal Grump is a former leader, or ruler. Perhaps even a disposed monarch.

Grump.




rustysi -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/7/2021 7:27:40 PM)


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I'm afraid to ask what a Royal Grump is.


I held a Royal Grump once. It wasn't pretty. Also known as a Royal pain in the a#$....GP


[:D][sm=00000280.gif][sm=00000289.gif][sm=00000280.gif][:D]




rustysi -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/7/2021 7:28:13 PM)


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One definition of a Royal Grump is a former leader, or ruler. Perhaps even a disposed monarch.

Grump.


[:D][&o][&o][&o][:D]




RangerJoe -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/7/2021 7:36:26 PM)

A pain in the ass, is that when a person sits on their dentures and bites themselves in the ass?

Don't laugh too hard, it hit the news one time where a woman woke up with bite marks all over her backside. Her husbands dentures fell out . . . [X(]




btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/7/2021 7:41:55 PM)


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A pain in the ass, is that when a person sits on their dentures and bites themselves in the ass?

Don't laugh too hard, it hit the news one time where a woman woke up with bite marks all over her backside. Her husbands dentures fell out . . . [X(]



Don't laugh [:D][:D][:D]....GP




Orm -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/14/2021 6:44:54 PM)

Grump.

I seem to have forgotten what I forgot. [&:] [:(]

Grump




btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/14/2021 7:15:12 PM)


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Grump.

I seem to have forgotten what I forgot. [&:] [:(]

Grump



Grump
I forgot what I was going to write.
Grump Grump....GP




RangerJoe -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/14/2021 8:34:53 PM)


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Grump.

I seem to have forgotten what I forgot. [&:] [:(]

Grump



Grump
I forgot what I was going to write.
Grump Grump....GP


Grump!!!

What is the first sign of old age?

"I don't know."
"I forgot!"


Grump!!!




btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/14/2021 11:17:43 PM)


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Grump.

I seem to have forgotten what I forgot. [&:] [:(]

Grump



Grump
I forgot what I was going to write.
Grump Grump....GP


Grump!!!

What is the first sign of old age?

"I don't know."
"I forgot!"


Grump!!!



What did you say?
I can't hear you.
Grump Grump Grump....GP




Zorch -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/15/2021 2:22:09 PM)

I grump, therefore I am. Rodin had it wrong.

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RangerJoe -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/15/2021 3:07:24 PM)


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I grump, therefore I am. Rodin had it wrong.

[image]local://upfiles/34241/C8FBFE3C78D842C6AE886C6D1B1F84E5.jpg[/image]


What they don't show is that what he is sitting on is hollow. He was constipated and straining to get it out . . . [X(]




btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/15/2021 3:09:57 PM)


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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe


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ORIGINAL: Zorch

I grump, therefore I am. Rodin had it wrong.

[image]local://upfiles/34241/C8FBFE3C78D842C6AE886C6D1B1F84E5.jpg[/image]


What they don't show is that what he is sitting on is hollow. He was constipated and straining to get it out . . . [X(]



I know the feeling. GRUMP....GP




Orm -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (10/2/2021 6:31:48 PM)

Grump.




rustysi -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (10/3/2021 12:21:00 AM)

I'll see your grump and raise you a grump.[:D]




btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (10/3/2021 1:00:44 AM)

A grumpy card game.

GRUMP....GP




BBfanboy -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (10/3/2021 3:03:03 AM)


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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe


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ORIGINAL: Zorch

I grump, therefore I am. Rodin had it wrong.

[image]local://upfiles/34241/C8FBFE3C78D842C6AE886C6D1B1F84E5.jpg[/image]


What they don't show is that what he is sitting on is hollow. He was constipated and straining to get it out . . . [X(]

So when he ordered the sign for the sculpture from the sign-maker, they dropped the leading "S"?




Orm -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (10/3/2021 8:53:54 AM)


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I'll see your grump and raise you a grump.[:D]

Grump.

I will not be tricked into smiling.

[:D]





Orm -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/22/2021 2:04:23 PM)

Grump.

I pondered in the wrong thread.

Grump.

*stomps away grumbling*




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