btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (9/3/2021 2:17:23 PM)
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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe GRUMP!!! I was frying somethings for breakfast - then they exploded! So I emptied the pan and put the contents into a metal container, then I started again. The things that I were frying exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container. I tried a third time and the stuff exploded again! So I put those things into the same metal container and I quit frying those things. GRUMP!!! You can't fry bullets RJ [:D][:D]....GP I was not trying to fry bullets! I was frying some grain seeds! Some of them ended up on the stove, some of them ended up on the countertop, while others ended up on the floor so of course they got stepped on! When I was younger and working in a restaurant, we would put rice in the fryer to make rice crispys. Some would explode. The grain seeds contain a protein that explode when heated....GP Well, the hand parched wild rice will "pop" when fried but I was frying corn kernels . . . Oh, you were making POP CORN....GP Oh yes, but some of them exploded and sent some to the top of the stove, the countertop and the floor . . . Then I made a caramel sauce to put on about 5 litres of exploded corn and poured that on the exploded corn in the metal pan and baked it for an hour. GRUMP!!! I keep forgetting that when I turn off the timer on the stove that this Chinese restaurant type stove shuts off the oven . . . GRUMP!!! [image]local://upfiles/52896/FD61098981604CF29FC52B4B7BEF4B0E.jpg[/image] GRUMP....GP
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