Chickenboy -> RE: THE THREAD!!! (2/14/2012 3:28:08 PM)
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Dear Sir, Well, I guess it's better than 'sucka'. quote:
Re: Transfer of US$950,000.00 to your bank account. What's all this then? It's going to be a good day! quote:
This is to officially inform you that our office has been delegated by the United Nations to seek out and pay compensations to several scammed victims worldwide. Lucky me! quote:
Our investigations shows that you have been going through hard times and has paid a lot of money to some dubious persons for the transfer of your funds in the past. Absolutely! Gosh, your investigations shows (sic) that? I'm truly impressed about the UN's investigational tools! [&o] quote:
Your have therefore been selected as one of the beneficiaries of the compensation programme and awarded the sum of US$950,000.00 as compensation benefits in accordance with the United Nations recommendations. Score! Now to work on my resignation letter! quote:
We therefore advice that you stop further communication with any correspondence outside this office because you do not have to pay any money or fee to receive your funds. (Psst...hey guys...pretend I didn't post this here OK? You can keep a secret, can't you? quote:
For the immediate payment of your US$950,000.00 compensation benefits with reference number UNCF/12-311ZK, kindly contact today by email or telephone, our Payment Coordinator in the United Kingdom: Mrs. Michelle V. Hodson Suite 98, No.3 Whitehall Court, London SW1A 2EL-UK. Tel: +447010058309 E-mail: mthodson@kimo.com I guess I shouldn't ask why Mrs. Hodson doesn't have a UN title? No matter. I'm off to collect my bounty, or my name isn't Steven Mike Terminus.
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