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Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (1/22/2012 3:03:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LST Express

is like the ball and chain......


with a really big sieve attached. That simple insight cause Lord Louis to sit upright in a cold sweat and throw back the mossie netting to reveal....




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (1/22/2012 4:02:50 PM)

his defensive plans to repel the Imperial Japanese were full of holes so he called for....




thegreatwent -> RE: So, One Day... (1/25/2012 11:30:12 PM)

His pipe, he called for his bowl and he called for his Admirals three...




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/25/2012 11:37:41 PM)

...but in spite of all his calling, the only things that showed up were...




Schanilec -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 6:08:31 PM)

...a staff that could not agree.

Looking to the west...




PeteG662 -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 6:26:26 PM)

He started to run a pilot test.....




LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 6:34:54 PM)

Just as his silly chief of staff backed in to a hornets nest....




jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 6:44:32 PM)

...out stepped Gen. Prentiss holding a...




thegreatwent -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 7:30:11 PM)

vuvuzela. "Gentlemen, this will win the war". Then he turned to...




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 7:37:11 PM)

[:D]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 7:39:53 PM)

General Blamey, who had just recently arrived on the on the Broome & Nantucket Express which had just undergone renovation and was sporting a brand new...




PeteG662 -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 7:43:30 PM)

fez, from his recent stopover at Casablanca where......




vettim89 -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 9:02:51 PM)

he had just witnessed he finals of the World Cup of Canasta between the team from Moldavia and .....




Schanilec -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 9:04:18 PM)

..Morocco Mole greeted him on the tarmac.




nashvillen -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 9:18:24 PM)

The General had a few words with Morocco Mole about his latest book, specifically...




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 9:20:47 PM)

the striking dearth of LGTB characters in the novel. The General then turned and announced to all around that he was.....




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 10:44:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
the striking dearth of LGTB characters in the novel. The General then turned and announced to all around that he was.....


suffering from an acute bout of irritable bowel syndrome.

"My goodness, general," a symphathetic mime ejaculated, thus violating his own code of ethics while remaining preternaturally offensive. "I would like to offer you a beef brisquet, but I'm afraid Piggly Wiggly is closed for the day."

"Hoy! That sucks!" the dejected rather than jovial general guffawed. "My knickers would be in a wad, but I can see by your outfit that you are a..."




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 11:02:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
the striking dearth of LGTB characters in the novel. The General then turned and announced to all around that he was.....


suffering from an acute bout of irritable bowel syndrome.

"My goodness, general," a symphathetic mime ejaculated, thus violating his own code of ethics while remaining preternaturally offensive. "I would like to offer you a beef brisquet, but I'm afraid Piggly Wiggly is closed for the day."

"Hoy! That sucks!" the dejected rather than jovial general guffawed. "My knickers would be in a wad, but I can see by your outfit that you are a..."

...man who is amused by ejaculating mimes! Speaking of which, this chap I once knew from Nantucket...




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (1/26/2012 11:47:03 PM)

who developed a curious and what was generally regarded as inappropriate affinity for a large female lobster that was kept in a tank down at Gino's Pizzaria on E. Elm St.. He entered the establishment one night....




crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 12:49:48 AM)

and said, "take my wife,please." To which he then...




vicberg -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 1:02:45 AM)

said, "I was far too late responding to a prior post now that there are 5 ahead of me." Looking down dejectedly, he...




LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 3:31:19 AM)

farted in General Blameys general direction and proudly declared......




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 3:32:35 AM)

ordered a pepperoni pizza with anchovies and a beer and went...




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 3:42:28 AM)


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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

ordered a pepperoni pizza with anchovies and a beer and went...

...to go outside, but...




thegreatwent -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 5:58:50 AM)

... realized why a turkey trots to water...




crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 2:20:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: thegreatwent

... realized why a turkey trots to water...


but could not figure out why that chicken was crossing the road..but when the Amway delivery truck arrived he quickly...




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 2:54:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crsutton
but could not figure out why that chicken was crossing the road..but when the Amway delivery truck arrived he quickly...


changed into his favorite knickers and tie-dyed t-shirt, flexed his buff chest muscles, and preened before the mirror like a narcissistic mime from Nantucket. Given his state of mind, this was predictable, for it was the one-year anniversary of his...




crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 2:56:33 PM)

sex change operation..done in Mexico while he was...




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 3:32:05 PM)

doing impersonations of Robert Goulet in a small cafe that served exotic drinks garnished with decorative umbrellas made of tissue paper and balsa wood.  Drinking and umbrellas always put him in mind of Mary Poppins, of whom he'd once dreamt that he had...




jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 3:33:16 PM)

a conversation with a Chilean Prostitute..




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