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Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 3:50:32 PM)

...reflecting unfavorably on that conversation, he remembered she had been somewhat of a blowhard. However, she did have tremendous....




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 3:51:00 PM)

But then he remembered that he wasn't crsutton, renowned raconteur from the Old Line State, a gentleman who had once begun a conversation with these immortal words:  "I once had a conversation with a Chilean prostitute...".  This boast had gotten him in hot water with his spouse, who that night got him drunk, waxed his armpit hairs, and used a hot glue gun to make on his chest the likeness of a....

[oops, Chickenboy beat me to the punch, so now my post makes no sense...imagine that...]




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 3:51:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

But then he remembered that he wasn't crsutton, renowned raconteur from the Old Line State, a gentleman who had once begun a conversation with these immortal words:  "I once had a conversation with a Chilean prostitute...".  This boast had gotten him in hot water with his spouse, who that night got him drunk, waxed his armpit hairs, and used a hot glue gun to make on his chest the likeness of a....


ETA: Attention, noob...please try to keep up with the poster ahead of you...[:'(]




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 3:53:20 PM)

You're post has been redacted, PoultryLad, for illegal use of the word "blowhard."




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 3:54:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

You're post has been redacted, PoultryLad, for illegal use of the word "blowhard."

And yours for the inappropriate use of the contraction "you're". [:'(]




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 3:59:10 PM)

[:(]




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 4:24:33 PM)

..."What were we talking about again?" said the man to the Chilean prostitute. Shaking her head and pointing to the newspaper before her, she remarked, "....




bradfordkay -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 4:27:31 PM)

"It seems that M&M Enterprises stock is rising quickly!" 




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 4:31:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

"It seems that M&M Enterprises stock is rising quickly!" 

"Well", said the man standing before her, "their sales of winterized quonsets to Ecuador helped them significantly in Q3. My only question is whether they can continue this profitability with their newly launched electric..."




crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 5:42:25 PM)

Just then, Bigfoot, the Lochness Monster and Elizabeth Taylor walked into the room. As usual Bigfoot's hair was perfect. They proceeded to...




comte -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 5:56:41 PM)

Discuss the Wenham lake ice cubes in their rum and cokes when suddenly




jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 6:13:38 PM)

Bigfoot realized he was out of frequent flier miles and ...




Schanilec -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 6:25:04 PM)

...and flagged down a car. Mean while back at the ranch...




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 7:03:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Schanilec
...and flagged down a car. Mean while back at the ranch...


Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. When Pam Piper saw the pickled pepper he had picked, she pecked one and found it quite savory.

"Pam," Peter protested, "please don't peck my pickled peppers. Prior pecks persuaded me that pickled peppers prefer unpursed but pouty lips puckered prettily."

At this point, Chckenboy....




jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 7:43:57 PM)

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. When Pam Piper saw the pickled pepper he had picked, she pecked one and found it quite savory.

"Pam," Peter protested, "please don't peck my pickled peppers. Prior pecks persuaded me that pickled peppers prefer unpursed but pouty lips puckered prettily."

At this point, Chckenboy....




could not help..

I was forgotten he said..




LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 10:07:54 PM)

Because he was eating the best hush yo mouf cake Fats Domino had ever baked in......




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 10:42:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LST Express

Because he was eating the best hush yo mouf cake Fats Domino had ever baked in......

...the local state crematorium. "Casket cakes", as they were called, were fantastically popular amongst a little-known subset of the population, the...




vettim89 -> RE: So, One Day... (1/27/2012 11:58:50 PM)

Shan people of Burma. Unfortunately these people all carried a genetic trait that caused them to react violently to the Casket Cakes sending them into epileptic fits (think about it, people). These fits could only be cured by.....




Onime No Kyo -> RE: So, One Day... (1/28/2012 1:00:36 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

[:(]


Do you yield, sir? Do you yield? [:D]




Onime No Kyo -> RE: So, One Day... (1/28/2012 1:05:04 AM)

...the irrelevant jabbering of news network stock analysts. This argument was widely considered to be valid because...




comte -> RE: So, One Day... (1/28/2012 5:58:44 AM)

He had studied at the prestigious university of Port Au Prince where he majored in....




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (1/28/2012 3:49:12 PM)

Lemba Voodoo with a minor in 17th Century French Literature. This caused some friction with his mother who wanted him to go into.......




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (1/28/2012 3:56:55 PM)

...town for a bottle of quinine. Being immersed in an ancient copy of a romance novel by the 17th century writer Henriq Leveseaux, he declined, because he had finally arrived at the gripping passage in which the protagonist reaches into his trouser pocket and pulls out a....




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (1/28/2012 4:20:50 PM)

a handfull of magic beans....




perkinh -> RE: So, One Day... (1/28/2012 4:42:21 PM)

"Damn!", i have put on the widow farmer Smith's pants again in my haste to...




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (1/28/2012 6:14:26 PM)

escape through the bedroom window after...




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (1/28/2012 6:56:05 PM)

Opening the window sash with such a clatter that....




LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (1/28/2012 6:57:54 PM)

he scared the hell outta 6 lyb's hiding........




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (1/28/2012 6:59:21 PM)

hiding in the bushes under the window. They immediately jumped up and...




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (1/28/2012 10:15:55 PM)

with crazed shout of "BANZAI" charged across Elm St. toward the restaurant with absolutely no regard for the crosswalk sign or.....




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