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LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 12:51:45 AM)

Sherman tank that swerved to miss them, thinking they were drunk fly boys in hot pursuit......




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 1:29:54 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LST Express

Sherman tank that swerved to miss them, thinking they were drunk fly boys in hot pursuit......

...of the last liberty transport aircraft to the big town. Meanwhile, the Sherman tank crushed two cars-one of which was carrying a box full of...




perkinh -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 3:22:18 AM)

chocolates for Admiral Halsey's wife."Oh know", cried the Sgt in charge of the tank ,this will be my......




crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 6:11:03 AM)

last chance to see Lettie Halsey naked, and wear the admiral's dress blues while I.....




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 2:59:07 PM)

set the chocolates on her bed side table before going to the......




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 3:50:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

set the chocolates on her bed side table before going to the......

...local delicatessen for some pastrami on rye. "On the other hand", thought the Sergeant, "I'd heard that Lettie doesn't eat pastrami, her preferred meat is"...




perkinh -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 4:53:55 PM)

...Pork chops, not too well done, with an apple glaze. Now where am i going to find a.....




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 5:09:38 PM)

a good butcher shop? The pork chops can't be too thin. I need to go to....




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 6:50:17 PM)

...town by driving down Booger Hollow Road, where I might find some road kill.

"You know," the grizzled sergeant puzzled, "flattened possum tastes like chicken, which tastes like pork, which will stand me in good stead with Miss Lettie.  I seem to recall that the last time she got ahold of some possum garnishes with poke salad, she threw caution to the wind and danced a spry jig on top of..." 




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 10:36:57 PM)

the desk in the library. She was tapping her feet so hard, a book fell off the middle shelf. It was a book on....




Ambassador -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 11:08:49 PM)

... Eskimo poetry...




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 11:15:29 PM)

It was written in Aleut. So a call went out to Northern Pacific command for a language specialist who by chance was.....




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 11:37:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

It was written in Aleut. So a call went out to Northern Pacific command for a language specialist who by chance was.....

...not only an Aleut language specialist, but could play a virtuoso piccolo with his left nostril. He was able to accomplish this amazing feat due to an unfortunate...




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (1/29/2012 11:41:01 PM)

slip of the scalple during a nose job reconstruction which was occasioned by....




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 12:57:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers
slip of the scalple during a nose job reconstruction which was occasioned by....


...that crazy night in Tuscon when Phyllis Diller asked him to be her love slave, which prompted a snort so energetic that he actually inhaled a lotus flower from a well-coiffed Candy Striper who was....




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 1:03:25 AM)

caring for Phyllis Diller who was laid up with a broken ankle which happened when....




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 1:32:38 AM)

during her very first ski trip, whilst appearing in a Christmas show put on by Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye, the lift operators were so annoyed by her laugh that they...




Knavey -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 2:37:18 AM)

Double post.




Knavey -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 2:39:25 AM)

tossed her face first from the lift meaning to rearrange her face but breaking her ankle instead. She...




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 2:47:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Knavey

tossed her face first from the lift meaning to rearrange her face but breaking her ankle instead. She...

...couldn't tell at first (nor could anyone else) that her face was undamaged in the fall. After all, it had been 'damaged' so many times before. Like the time when that absinthe-crazed stalker threw a sack of feral ferrets on her as she exited...




pws1225 -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 2:55:50 AM)

... the private quarters of Admiral Halsey aboard the Enterprise. The situation, although obviously quite delicate, was discretely reported in ...




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 3:12:42 AM)

Variety Magazine. Hedda Hopper reported the whole affair on page 1 because she knew...




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 12:48:31 PM)

...a ferret in the bush was worth two in the hands. She also knew one should never look a gift ferret in the mouth, for it quite possibly might....




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 3:42:23 PM)

give away the secret recipe to Admiral Halsey's miracle skin moisturizer and marital lubricant which he hope to market to.....




jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 3:52:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

give away the secret recipe to Admiral Halsey's miracle skin moisturizer and marital lubricant which he hope to market to.....


to all movie goers.. but Robert Mitchum wouldn't sign off on it because..




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 4:38:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jeffk3510


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

give away the secret recipe to Admiral Halsey's miracle skin moisturizer and marital lubricant which he hope to market to.....


to all movie goers.. but Robert Mitchum wouldn't sign off on it because..

...it gave him a terrible rash about the time he was auditioning for a role in the movie "Midway". The producers used this unfortunate happenstance to everyone's benefit. Additionally, casting picked up on another serendipidous role for...




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 5:06:31 PM)

Erik Estrada, who, haven fallen on hard times after CHiPs fell out of syndication, was working as a caterer on the set, serving burritos, when, serendiptiously, word came down from Legal that they needed more Hispanic characters in the film. On the spot, he was cast as "Chili bean" Ramos and the script was rewritten to allow......




Kwik E Mart -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 5:43:54 PM)

the long lost love child of victor sen yung to get the role of Jump-Around-Sing, an asian man-servent turned hip-hop artist who wrote the deliriously popular diddy, "@&*# Your White Shirts, Mr. Cartwright" and the follow on single...




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 5:56:56 PM)

"Cartright Boys Not Bareback Riders Dat Hop Sing" which became a tremendous crossover Asian Contemporary/Hip Hop hit but did cause some friction with Notorious, who.....




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (1/30/2012 7:36:50 PM)

hailed from Nantucket, and also knew this crazy Irish guy named Nemo who claimed that by optimal use of the Lawn Chair Principles, Bulgarian armor could have overrun Russia, messing with Stalin's OODA cycle, thus prompting him to tweeze away his mustache, one hair at a time.  Of course, this contention was disputed, because we all know that Nemo once quaffed a pint of.....




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