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PeteG662 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/1/2012 7:22:45 PM)

Montezuma, but may allow him to.......




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/1/2012 7:38:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Tallyman662

Montezuma, but may allow him to.......

...finally find the real killer. On a golf course. Of course, that's assuming that the glove fits. If it doesn't, you must...




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/1/2012 7:38:20 PM)

D'oh!




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/1/2012 7:39:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

some celeberity endorsements for "Cash Call" or "Viagra" once his heads shrinks....

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/1/2012 7:42:23 PM)

have the club pro regrip your clubs before your 9 iron goes flying off onto the putting green, striking Admiral Draemel in the...




LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/1/2012 10:05:51 PM)

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/1/2012 10:12:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LST Express

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Oh come on, we can take it. [:)]




perkinh -> RE: So, One Day... (2/2/2012 2:05:50 AM)


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Oh come on, we can take it. [:)]



...or leave it. It all depends on the last call, and if her boyfriend...




jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/2/2012 2:56:20 AM)

wears white sunglasses, has a darker tan than her, and drives a truck that is oversized...he is considered a...




LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/2/2012 3:00:04 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

have the club pro regrip your clubs before your 9 iron goes flying off onto the putting green, striking Admiral Draemel in the...



nads and sending him in to a 9 iron induced coma, leaving his staff to wonder which unlucky one amongst them should give the Admiral mouth to......




LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/2/2012 4:14:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

wears white sunglasses, has a darker tan than her, and drives a truck that is oversized...he is considered a...


a bit of a lip smacking mouth to mouth expert and having pulled up in his oversized truck full of new Taylor made 9 irons, jumps out and attacks the Admirals coma problem with a gusto that is kinda of......




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/2/2012 2:32:00 PM)

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a bit of a lip smacking mouth to mouth expert and having pulled up in his oversized truck full of new Taylor made 9 irons, jumps out and attacks the Admirals coma problem with a gusto that is kinda of......


reminiscent of the Albert Speer Memorial Monster Truck Rally, which, curiously, is just leaving Nantucket after a two week run and is due in Palembang to....




crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (2/2/2012 8:28:30 PM)

have a lube job done on Gravedigger, not the monster truck silly, but the famous Gravedigger from Gasamata that....




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/2/2012 9:50:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: crsutton

have a lube job done on Gravedigger, not the monster truck silly, but the famous Gravedigger from Gasamata that....



famously once burried 18 Wirraway pilots in one afternoon after......




vettim89 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/2/2012 11:16:38 PM)

all died of Salmon Poisoning from eating canned oysters from M&M Enterprises. The base doctor was flumixed at how men died of Salmon Poisoning when they hadn't eaten salmon. Nonetheless....




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/2/2012 11:51:25 PM)


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all died of Salmon Poisoning from eating canned oysters from M&M Enterprises. The base doctor was flumixed at how men died of Salmon Poisoning when they hadn't eaten salmon. Nonetheless....

...in spite of the fact that people aren't symptomatic or fatally infected with Nanophytes salmincola, that didn't stop the base doctor from making such an absurd diagnosis. "Codswallop", barked the Army veterinary meat inspector looking over the canned foods at the dock. "Any dunderhead could see that the culprit here was..."




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/3/2012 12:08:36 AM)

Argon 39 poisoning from.....




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/3/2012 3:32:51 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Argon 39 poisoning from.....

...Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory. The veterinarian scratched his head. "I must have remembered it wrong", he quipped. "Let's see: Eeny. Meeny. Miney....




LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/3/2012 4:13:15 AM)

moe, catch one of them microscopic critters by the.....wait, they don't have toes, they gots......




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (2/3/2012 4:34:54 AM)

too many MDs in this story. Argon 39 poisoning indeed! Everyone knows it was a simple case of...




crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (2/3/2012 4:08:05 PM)

Montezuma's revenge. But not the one you are thinking of. Rather Llyod Montezuma the busboy, who upon taking umbrage at a minor slight was hocking massive luggies into their coffee after himself ingesting large quanties of .......




PeteG662 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/3/2012 6:09:31 PM)

kopi luwak and finding that the civit brand generates a lot of excess......




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/3/2012 9:37:55 PM)

methane, which led to a catastrophic accident in the Gasmata Officer's Club when Flight Officer Thisthlethwaite, upon a dare, decided to demonstrate his membership in the Order of the Blue Flame right in the Officer's Club by.....




Kwik E Mart -> RE: So, One Day... (2/3/2012 10:51:47 PM)

igniting his flatulence. The ensuing burns were treated with consultation from Richard Gere. It is rumored that this very act will be attempted at this year's superbowl half time show by none other than...




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 12:45:07 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

igniting his flatulence. The ensuing burns were treated with consultation from Richard Gere. It is rumored that this very act will be attempted at this year's superbowl half time show by none other than...

...Milli Vanilli. However, they will merely be butt stunt doubles for the ignition. Their 'cheek syncing' will be performed simultaneously with the baritone flatulent sounds of...




witpqs -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 3:36:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

...Milli Vanilli. However, they will merely be butt stunt doubles for the ignition. Their 'cheek syncing' will be performed simultaneously with the baritone flatulent sounds of...


...Paris Hilton. She learned to make the sounds while filming a burger commercial ad and sliding along the hood of a sudsy car. She found the sounds helped her concentrate on studying for her GED, which stands for...




crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 4:02:55 AM)

Google Enhanced Degree. Where she majored in library science and helped invent a card catalog system for Wikipedia. "It is a work in progress" she said but...




LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 4:05:58 AM)

Bob Hope seems to be excited about my ability to.....




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 1:05:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LST Express

Bob Hope seems to be excited about my ability to.....

...hook. A ball. On a fairway. In golf." She clarified. Of course, the reporter she was speaking to hardly noted her comments, as he was too busy staring at...




vettim89 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 1:23:11 PM)

the beaver. No, not "that" beaver, but a North American Beaver who had built a dam in the course's water hazard. It makes the reporter think of Desron 23, the Little Beavers, who once......




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