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Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 1:23:55 PM)

"....her forehead, where a faint but not-quite-fully-oncealed-by-heavy-makeup scar suggested that she might have once gone under a scalpel for...."




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 2:49:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

"....her forehead, where a faint but not-quite-fully-oncealed-by-heavy-makeup scar suggested that she might have once gone under a scalpel for...."

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BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 3:33:17 PM)


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the beaver. No, not "that" beaver, but a North American Beaver who had built a dam in the course's water hazard. It makes the reporter think of Desron 23, the Little Beavers, who once......


were on shore leave in San Pedro where Arleigh Burke met Capt Mandrake who exclaimed...




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 4:53:07 PM)

Wait...have we somehow branched out into parallel story lines.  I'm so confused!

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 5:20:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers


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ORIGINAL: vettim89

the beaver. No, not "that" beaver, but a North American Beaver who had built a dam in the course's water hazard. It makes the reporter think of Desron 23, the Little Beavers, who once......


were on shore leave in San Pedro where Arleigh Burke met Capt Mandrake who exclaimed...


after a question from Cpt. Burke about enhanced interrogation techniques used by the Japs, "ah, oh, no... well, I don't think they wanted me to talk really. I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun, the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras...."




Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 5:23:57 PM)

This was the occasion in which Major Mandrake, the stepson of a United States senator, was brainwashed by his Japanese captors and then freed to return to America in a subversive role as the Mandrakian Candidate.  His role was to enable his wicked stepfather to take the presidency, but his plan was thwarted when.....




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 5:45:57 PM)

a seriously buff Angela Lansbury confronted Mr. Sinatra on the way back to his trailer, accusing him of stealing her DHEA supplement. Mr. Sinatra, true to form, told her to go.....




Zorch -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 5:59:30 PM)

to General Buck Turgidson, head of the US Air Force and Tanning Salon, and ask him to send the recall code to Major Kong's B-29, in the skies over Tokyo, loaded with...




LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 6:52:27 PM)

raffle tickets for the big soiree at Henderson field in honor of.....




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 7:12:47 PM)

Pappy Boyington and his mother, Mammy Boyington, who, together caused quite a stir at the soiree by....




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 7:28:22 PM)

...what she put in the punch bowl. Party goers were aghast, pointing to the chihuahua-sized lump of...




perkinh -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 7:46:48 PM)

..fruit. Who would have ever thought that fruit would go into a punch.
Vodka..check
Rum..check
Bourbon..check
Fruit...what the hell.
Where is Ward Bond when you need him, and has anyone seen......




witpqs -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 8:11:11 PM)

...Waldo? Where in the world is Waldo? And where did he hide the...




Onime No Kyo -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 9:03:27 PM)


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...Waldo? Where in the world is Waldo? And where did he hide the...


...luscious piece of female flesh who goes under the pseudonym Carmen San Diego. It was a clever sideways nod to...




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 9:56:47 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo


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ORIGINAL: witpqs

...Waldo? Where in the world is Waldo? And where did he hide the...


...luscious piece of female flesh who goes under the pseudonym Carmen San Diego. It was a clever sideways nod to...

...the borked port bombing system in WiTP:AE that was noted by an extremely astute...




Treetop64 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 11:06:56 PM)

...Swedish chef, who unfortunately suffered difficulties in his failed attempts to slaughter chickens...




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 11:32:50 PM)

so he contacted Muppet Labs where Dr Bunsen Honeydew told him "Let Chickenboy do that. What you need is a.....




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 11:47:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

so he contacted Muppet Labs where Dr Bunsen Honeydew told him "Let Chickenboy do that. What you need is a.....

...skilled chicken choker. Come to think of it, Onime is adept at this skill. His technique involves a firm grasp at the base of the"...




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (2/4/2012 11:54:48 PM)

bunsen burner. Beaker attempted to demonstrate and he was promptly..




crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (2/5/2012 4:17:25 AM)


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bunsen burner. Beaker attempted to demonstrate and he was promptly..


..burned. But he refused to let his disability prevent him from participating in the Special Olympics where he earned a silver in the...




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/5/2012 4:34:07 PM)

Arnold Schwarzenegger Special Olympic Beer Goggle Event where contestants....




BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (2/5/2012 6:55:01 PM)

look at the beer to judge it by color and clarity. Beaker chose the porter from...




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/6/2012 5:57:14 PM)

San Miguel Brewery in the Phillipines, which, curiously, was partly owned by Gen. Douglas MacArthur. This equity interest is seen by many as the reason he famously said, "I shall return!" before he left all the nurses and wounded in the Malinta Tunnel and climbed into the PT boat to head for....




vettim89 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/6/2012 7:57:48 PM)

Nantucket. He owned a summer house there that happened to be adjacent to a home owned by ....




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/6/2012 8:32:18 PM)

the Heinz family. The many pleasant evenings the General spent there were the foundation of his life-long love of ketchup and ....




jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/6/2012 8:33:42 PM)

pickels.....being only 57 at the time, he decided...




Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/6/2012 9:23:05 PM)

...that he wished his remains pickled. Well, moreso than his multiple Gin martinis-he meant pickled pickled. However, such a preservation would have...




perkinh -> RE: So, One Day... (2/6/2012 9:48:56 PM)

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crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (2/6/2012 9:49:07 PM)

caused his "dress saber" to shrivel and fall off-if you get my drift. Instead he opted to.....


too late! [:@]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/6/2012 11:20:51 PM)

have himself, upon his demise, mounted, not in the biblical sense but in the fashion of Trigger, the famous horse of Mr. Roy Rogers who, curiously....




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