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LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/6/2012 11:27:00 PM)
as it turns out was the good General's half brother by another mother on his daddy's......

Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 4:38:43 AM)
side. Of course, you might sensibly ask how come Roy Rogers wasn't Roy MacArthur? This is a good question. Family lore has it that Arthur MacArthur Jr. was polishing his..... Medal of Honor from the Civil War one night, when after a 4th brandy, he crept unsteadily up behind the family maid, Miss Rogers and.....

BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 4:51:29 AM)
and the maid promptly said "do you vant to roll in zese hay?" ala Terri Garr in Blazing Saddles. Unfortunately the moment was ruined when someone said "Frau Blucher!" spooking the horses....

witpqs -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 4:51:41 AM)
...Schwarzenegger'd his way into her heart. Before you knew it, the maid had a little...

Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 6:04:51 AM)
...boy named Richard. At a loss for a last name, she gazed around her bedroom, spied the tag on her Simmons Beauty Rest mattress, and said, "Eureka! I know what I'll name him!" She promptly ripped the tag off the mattress, blissfully unaware that by doing so she had just....

BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 6:27:00 AM)
broken the law according to the now discarded tag....

Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 12:42:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BrucePowers broken the law according to the now discarded tag.... Mrs. Rogers' neighborhood wasn't all hunky-dory it seemed. For that night was a dark and stormy one. Suddenly, a shot rang out...

Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 1:33:34 PM)
...as the Simmons Company's private security team blazed into action. Formed to handle exigencies just like this one, the team was armed with....

PeteG662 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 4:04:30 PM)
small shot glasses that were projected out of smoothbore bamboo stalks from the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere locations......

crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 4:08:35 PM)
oddly enough, only pillows and with no real culprit in sight they all engaged in a pillow fight "Threes Company Style" with Hugo the shop foreman claiming that he and only he, could be Chrissie. This caused a disturbance in the local Mattress Warehouse Workers of America shop meeting where the union president a miraculously reanimated Jimmy Hoffa claimed... Doh! too late again...![:@] (But use it anyways)

Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 4:21:46 PM)
"I HAVE RETURNED!".....

Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 5:28:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake "I HAVE RETURNED!"..... The Hoffa-zombie declared. "BRAINS!...", it continued. At that moment, behind the Hoffa-zombie, something stirred...

Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 5:55:53 PM)
..it was the Simmonds Company security team! They had returned to the van to rearm with half a dozen Type 89, 50 mm Grenade Launchers which had recently been purchased from an arms reseller with an abundance of confidence, a silk Hawaiian shirt and a last name that sounded vaguely..well...you know. Tragically, on the crate had been stenciled the words, "Jap Knee Mortars (One Dozen)".....

LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 7:16:11 PM)
opening the crate they found a life size blow up doll of Pee Wee Herman and a note......

Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 7:18:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LST Express opening the crate they found a life size blow up doll of Pee Wee Herman and a note...... ...an IOU signed by the late Hoffa-zombie for 3 quarts of vaseline. The funny thing about the note was ...

crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 7:51:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: LST Express opening the crate they found a life size blow up doll of Pee Wee Herman and a note...... ...an IOU signed by the late Hoffa-zombie for 3 quarts of vaseline. The funny thing about the note was ... It was written on the hairpiece of the late Mel Torme which oddly enough was found to hold ink as well as your average Hallmark Card. In addition, the note described the secret operational plans of.....

Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 7:53:48 PM)
"Operation PT-109" and read "Talk to that bastard Castro about those sons of bitches the...."

Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 8:06:26 PM)
<Aside: You know someone is going to think this is all made up if Mel Torme is already room temperature and Roy Rogers is a bastard infant in swaddling clothes>

LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 9:29:52 PM)
We can't let facts get in the way of a good story, carry on! [:D]

perkinh -> RE: So, One Day... (2/7/2012 10:19:31 PM)
Now for something completely different... A Nun, a Hooker, and your best friends Mom walk into a morge to view..

LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/8/2012 1:05:52 AM)
Mel Torme and Roy Rogers in side by side ammo crates! McArthur jolts awake thinking, thank God! That was one messed up......

bradfordkay -> RE: So, One Day... (2/8/2012 1:58:14 AM)
(Off topic note because of the "side by side ammo crates" comment: my dad specifically requested that his ashes be interred in a brass Japanese ammunition canister that he had, so we honored his request - except for the two film canisters' worth of his ashes, one of which was fired from his revolutionary war grenade mortar at his wake and the other was fired from a naval gun at Fort Moultree).

crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (2/8/2012 3:17:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake "Operation PT-109" and read "Talk to that bastard Castro about those sons of bitches the...." No skylarking ladies. Back on topic.... Torme interpretive folk dance group from Albania. Who in their first world tour accidentally left their tights at home and had to perform in front of the Queen of England wearing nothing but.....

Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/8/2012 3:48:52 AM)
Beefeater costumes borrowed from the Yeoman Warders. Owing to the unfamiliar costumes, the 2nd ballerina caused quite a stir when she... (cool story about your dad Mr. Bradforkay)

witpqs -> RE: So, One Day... (2/8/2012 4:34:23 AM)
...wore her corset backwards, causing a wardrobe malfunction when...

LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/8/2012 4:00:56 PM)
she executed a balancoire followed by a difficult triple axle that landed her..... (yes, very nice Bradfordkay)

jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/8/2012 5:08:04 PM)
square on the lap of her husbands lover who..

Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/8/2012 5:40:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jeffk3510 square on the lap of her husbands lover who.. ...looked at her sitting in his lap, sniffed, and inquired, "Pardon me, ma'am, but do you have any Grey Poupon?" "No", she replied, "but I did...

Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (2/8/2012 5:44:00 PM)
"....take a shine to Grey's anatomy." In particular, his....

Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/8/2012 5:53:31 PM)
turgid....

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