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Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/28/2018 6:50:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch Zorch-san think Mandrake schizophrenic and play himself in dual AAR. Mandarake-san nevah pray with serf...werr...unress itch or something..or maybe new Betty Graburh pictures come in mair.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/28/2018 6:53:34 PM)
No America-mens air attack in aftahnoon. Probabry stop for hot **** on shingurh. 80 Netties at Suva stay home. Apparentarry it-ah day of big base musicarh comedy show.

Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/28/2018 6:56:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch Zorch-san think Mandrake schizophrenic and play himself in dual AAR. Mandarake-san nevah pray with serf...werr...unress itch or something..or maybe new Betty Graburh pictures come in mair. Zorch-san velly welieved. Nothing verse than pray youwself and not rinn.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/28/2018 6:56:59 PM)
********Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon***** Admirarh Mandarake-san:** HAI! New Betty Graburh pictures here. Mandarake-san be back in coupurh minutes. [image]local://upfiles/7983/502709923F0B4563B3CA04776B0F4BA5.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/28/2018 7:08:17 PM)
Ohhhh....baby...head exprode rike knee mortah round. [image]local://upfiles/7983/74E67D3E13C0433EBC6CE39671B59B12.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/28/2018 7:35:28 PM)
Air rosses armost identicarh. Few more bombers for Japan-mens...few more fightahs for Arried-mens. [image]local://upfiles/7983/3B7C6DB0C387416498B08B021D97C9B6.jpg[/image]

Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/28/2018 7:46:18 PM)
Allied Intelligence report: Japanese soldiers are easily distracted by scantily clad pinups of young females. Recommend air dropping large quantities over enemy bases prior to engaging. [image]local://upfiles/34241/0EBFD26FBA8840CCBA4F4441E4654F49.jpg[/image]

BBfanboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/28/2018 7:55:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake No America-mens air attack in aftahnoon. Probabry stop for hot **** on shingurh. 80 Netties at Suva stay home. Apparentarry it-ah day of big base musicarh comedy show. Hai! Ha-Ha Jima Schoor of Yiddish Comedy come out to support empire. Giving Nerr drivers time to see show is reast Base Commandah can do! [image]local://upfiles/35791/89587892EC494B3FB32324FEA5127113.gif[/image]

FlyByKnight -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/28/2018 11:02:02 PM)
Hilarious AAR. Keep up the good work, Mandrake-san!

zuluhour -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/29/2018 7:58:08 PM)
HAI ! itta rook rike new secret weapon need ahhh eat more. [image]local://upfiles/37319/AE6B59A3D5A04EB2AF1A232A54DBE35E.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 2:35:04 PM)
*********August 2, 1942(d)********* Crazy bastard Arried-dogs forrow Japan-mens back toward Suva. Cruiser force try find Arried frattops at night. Instead find squiggary destroyah. quote: Night Time Surface Combat, near Eua at 139,168, Range 6,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Chokai DD Hayashio DD Kasumi DD Amagiri DD Asanagi DD Wakatake Allied Ships DD Caldwell

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 2:36:06 PM)
Probabry Chokai sair right by carriers because crazy bastards head NW toward Suva.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 2:39:18 PM)
Probabry damaged ships return to Arried-dogs base somewhere in Cook or Society Isrands. quote: ASW attack near Lifuka at 141,168 Japanese Ships SS I-16 Allied Ships DD Lamson DD Litchfield

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 2:42:34 PM)
Frying Fish forget Chef Prudome secret brackened snappah powder so torpedo hit Shokaku but nothing brow up....haha. Someone remind Mandarake-san send thank you note Misth Minderbinder. quote: Sub attack near Moala at 133,163 Japanese Ships CV Shokaku CA Aoba CS Chitose DD Asagiri DD Tanikaze DD Yugumo DD Yuzuki DD Ushio DD Sazanami Allied Ships SS Flying Fish

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 2:45:25 PM)
Hory crap! Crazy bastards! Too much expresso or cocaine or something. Not-ah sure what-ah hahppen to Japan-mens fightah covah. **** hit fan pretty much. quote: Morning Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163 Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid detected at 69 NM, estimated altitude 20,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 27 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 46 A6M2-N Rufe x 13 Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 3 Allied aircraft F4F-4 Wildcat x 27 SBD-3 Dauntless x 38 TBF-1 Avenger x 12 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed A6M2-N Rufe: 1 destroyed Allied aircraft losses F4F-4 Wildcat: 3 destroyed SBD-3 Dauntless: 6 destroyed, 4 damaged SBD-3 Dauntless: 1 destroyed by flak TBF-1 Avenger: 5 destroyed, 1 damaged Japanese Ships CV Hiyo, Bomb hits 2, on fire CV Shokaku CV Zuikaku CVL Zuiho, Bomb hits 1, on fire

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 2:48:15 PM)
2/3rd of Betty pirots from Suva stay behind and have mimosas or something. Damnit! Pussies! quote: Morning Air attack on TF, near Tongatapu at 134,168 Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid detected at 78 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 27 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 27 G4M1 Betty x 15 Allied aircraft F4F-4 Wildcat x 68 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 5 destroyed G4M1 Betty: 4 destroyed, 3 damaged G4M1 Betty: 2 destroyed by flak Allied aircraft losses F4F-4 Wildcat: 3 destroyed Allied Ships CV Yorktown CV Lexington

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 2:50:24 PM)
Pretty werr coordinated attack but stir get murdered by broody Wirdcats. quote: Morning Air attack on TF, near Tongatapu at 134,168 Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid detected at 80 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 34 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 48 B5N2 Kate x 16 D3A1 Val x 25 Allied aircraft F4F-4 Wildcat x 49 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 5 destroyed B5N2 Kate: 5 destroyed, 2 damaged B5N2 Kate: 2 destroyed by flak D3A1 Val: 7 destroyed, 6 damaged D3A1 Val: 1 destroyed by flak Allied aircraft losses F4F-4 Wildcat: 2 destroyed Allied Ships CV Hornet CV Lexington, Torpedo hits 1 CV Yorktown CV Enterprise

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 2:51:25 PM)
Arried straggerers get murdered too. quote: Morning Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163 Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid detected at 13 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 4 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 19 A6M2-N Rufe x 4 Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 2 Allied aircraft SBD-3 Dauntless x 15 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses SBD-3 Dauntless: 5 destroyed, 1 damaged Japanese Ships CVL Zuiho, on fire and quote: Morning Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163 Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid detected at 43 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 19 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 15 A6M2-N Rufe x 4 Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 1 Allied aircraft SBD-2 Dauntless x 10 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses SBD-2 Dauntless: 6 destroyed and quote: Morning Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163 Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid detected at 43 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 19 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 15 A6M2-N Rufe x 4 Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 1 Allied aircraft SBD-2 Dauntless x 10 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses SBD-2 Dauntless: 6 destroyed

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 2:54:54 PM)
Aftahnoon Nice try but run out of bombahs. quote: Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Tongatapu at 134,167 Weather in hex: Overcast Raid detected at 79 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 33 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 37 B5N2 Kate x 6 D3A1 Val x 5 Allied aircraft F4F-4 Wildcat x 34 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 4 destroyed B5N2 Kate: 3 destroyed, 1 damaged D3A1 Val: 3 destroyed Allied aircraft losses F4F-4 Wildcat: 1 destroyed Allied Ships CV Enterprise

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 2:56:35 PM)
Arried-dogs get tired as werr. Everyone tongue hang out..rie down on marburh froor. quote: Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163 Weather in hex: Light rain Raid detected at 33 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 15 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 41 A6M2-N Rufe x 8 Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 3 Allied aircraft F4F-4 Wildcat x 10 TBF-1 Avenger x 11 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed A6M2-N Rufe: 1 destroyed Allied aircraft losses F4F-4 Wildcat: 1 destroyed TBF-1 Avenger: 6 destroyed Japanese Ships CV Zuikaku

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 3:01:45 PM)
Evidentarry bomb hit photon torpedoes on Hiyo because turn into 38% frotation damage, 50% systems damage piece of Akita crap. Zuiho operationarh but onry make 20 kts. Mandarake-san wondah if USN have Tesra airopranes because nothing catch on fire.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 3:07:48 PM)
China: Enveropment attack South of Chngsha actuary go waay waay bettah then Japan-mens expect. First China-mens make disastrous attack SE of Changsha yestaday then everyone get in rine on highway and try run away. Hory crap! It kind a rike wah crime except Japan-mens not start wah. quote: Ground combat at 82,53 (near Changsha) Japanese Bombardment attack Attacking force 3496 troops, 228 guns, 304 vehicles, Assault Value = 459 Defending force 80665 troops, 361 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 1936 Allied ground losses: 1268 casualties reported Squads: 61 destroyed, 8 disabled Non Combat: 6 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled Guns lost 6 (5 destroyed, 1 disabled) Assaulting units: 1st Mobile Infantry Regiment 90th Infantry Regiment 40th Inf Group Brigade 8th Ind Engineer Regiment 60th Infantry Brigade 27th Ind Engineer Regiment 9th Medium Field Artillery Regiment 4th Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion 2nd Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment 51st Ind.Mtn.Gun Battalion 7th Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion 2nd Hvy.Artillery Regiment 1st Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion 14th Medium Field Artillery Regiment 1st Ind Field Artillery Regiment 6th Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion 3rd Hvy.Artillery Regiment 4th Medium Field Artillery Regiment 13th Ind.Art.Mortar Battalion Defending units: 74th Chinese Corps 20th Chinese Corps 26th Chinese Corps 28th Chinese Corps 99th Chinese Corps 72nd Chinese Corps 94th Chinese Corps 2nd Prov Chinese Corps 29th Group Army 20th Artillery Regiment Mandarake-san nevah see so may infantry-mens brow up in one prace.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 3:09:27 PM)
NE of Changsha. This-ah what carr attrition. [:)] quote: Ground combat at 83,52 (near Changsha) Japanese Bombardment attack Attacking force 1498 troops, 108 guns, 44 vehicles, Assault Value = 1119 Defending force 45086 troops, 161 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 1301 Japanese ground losses: 18 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Allied ground losses: 19 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Assaulting units: 13th Tank Regiment 3rd Division 34th Division 51st Infantry Brigade 2nd Ind Engineer Regiment 1st Mortar Battalion 15th Ind.Medium Field Artillery Regiment 4th Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment 11th Army 52nd Ind.Mtn.Gun Battalion Tonei Hvy Gun Regiment Defending units: 10th Chinese Corps 58th Chinese Corps 37th Chinese Corps 73rd Chinese Corps 19th Group Army 27th Group Army

Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 3:15:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Evidentarry bomb hit photon torpedoes on Hiyo because turn into 38% frotation damage, 50% systems damage piece of Akita crap. Zuiho operationarh but onry make 20 kts. Mandarake-san wondah if USN have Tesra airopranes because nothing catch on fire. Japanese crew smoke in hangar while fueling planes. Not a best practice.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 3:21:33 PM)
Hai! Probabry rerated to Aran Hata.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 3:27:03 PM)
Changsha 1) Diversioanry attacks SE and E of Changsha..4 divisions prus ROTS or atirreries. 2) Chicoms farr for it and send 5 or 6 Corps to attack coupurh brigades SE of Changsha and get absorutery murdered by artirrary. 3) Then, aftah Chicoms send in reserves, main Japan-mens attack appear out of woods to South. 8 divisions, 4 combat engineer regt., 2 armored regt. with pran to cross rivah and capture Sinagtan that-ah onry have 10000 Chicoms so far. [image]local://upfiles/7983/8554B02669B04A8384FA3D854F756CBD.jpg[/image]

Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 3:43:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Evidentarry bomb hit photon torpedoes on Hiyo because turn into 38% frotation damage, 50% systems damage piece of Akita crap. Zuiho operationarh but onry make 20 kts. Mandarake-san wondah if USN have Tesra airopranes because nothing catch on fire. Japanese crew smoke in hangar while fueling planes. Not a best practice. No more sushi barbecues on the hangar deck during air raids, either.

Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/5/2018 6:46:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Mandarake-san wondah if USN have Tesra airopranes because nothing catch on fire. Hai! Tesra say USN wirr get 2,000 airopranes next month. OK...maybe the month after next. No? The Month aftah? Admirarh King make-ah Tesra go bankwupt and fire Chaptah 14b.

zuluhour -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/7/2018 1:18:46 PM)
"Mandarake-san nevah see so may infantry-mens brow up in one prace" Where you get big f.... cannon?

Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/7/2018 5:15:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Mandarake-san wondah if USN have Tesra airopranes because nothing catch on fire. Hai! Tesra say USN wirr get 2,000 airopranes next month. OK...maybe the month after next. No? The Month aftah? Admirarh King make-ah Tesra go bankwupt and fire Chaptah 14b. Tesra make 2,000 airopranes last month but by a tellible mistake Tesra raunch them aww into space-ah.

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