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Lecivius -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/14/2018 7:51:04 PM)


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So how did Bangkok get its name?




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Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/14/2018 9:26:40 PM)


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So they named the nearby town after the Jewish guy that got escaped? (Cant-ya-nab-Uri). A great honour!


Yes. And apparently Nong's portrayal of a mallard was a worthy mention too.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/14/2018 9:49:24 PM)


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So they named the nearby town after the Jewish guy that got escaped? (Cant-ya-nab-Uri). A great honour!


Yes. And apparently Nong's portrayal of a mallard was a worthy mention too.


Werr, if ask Mandarake-san, it-ah Paddy Chayevsky diarouge that-ah make show.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/14/2018 10:10:45 PM)

Supposedry, Saratoga and two BB's brow up one day apart. [:D]

Seem rike Mandarake-san have feering something rike this hahppen in previous wah and turn out to be burr ****.

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/14/2018 10:14:42 PM)

It-ah possiburh one damaged BB go grub-grub on way to WC port and anothah go grub-grub on way to Capetown. If so, pretty broody funny. Saratoga damaged but doubtfurh actuary sink.




Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/14/2018 10:15:46 PM)


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So they named the nearby town after the Jewish guy that got escaped? (Cant-ya-nab-Uri). A great honour!


Yes. And apparently Nong's portrayal of a mallard was a worthy mention too.


Werr, if ask Mandarake-san, it-ah Paddy Chayevsky diarouge that-ah make show.


The Oscar winning screenplay was originally credited to author of the novel Pierre Boulle, who could not speak English at the time. He is better known for writing Planet of the Apes.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/14/2018 10:24:35 PM)

Hai! Mandrake-san tarking about "Nong Pla Duk"

Mistah Bourre make up bettah story about apes than Japan-mens. Japan-mens nevah mean to prisoners. Zorch-san shourd rook up script for "Fighting Seabees". Compretery burr ****.




Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/14/2018 11:40:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Mandrake-san tarking about "Nong Pla Duk"

Mistah Bourre make up bettah story about apes than Japan-mens. Japan-mens nevah mean to prisoners. Zorch-san shourd rook up script for "Fighting Seabees". Compretery burr ****.

Why Mr. Wayne get open shirt with lady present? "Compretery burr ****."

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/15/2018 12:10:53 AM)

Hory crap! Is that Mistah Fred-san on reft?

Arso...everyone have pants too high. It-ah rike Steve Garvey convention.




MakeeLearn -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/15/2018 1:32:40 PM)


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Hory crap! Is that Mistah Fred-san on reft?


Yes. Him and Ricky-san met their wives during the war.

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/15/2018 3:05:06 PM)

Ruuuucy...ju got some 'spraining to do




Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/15/2018 8:23:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Ruuuucy...ju got some 'spraining to do



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Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/23/2018 3:24:55 PM)

************Soviet Embassy, Tokyo*************

Mistah Miyagi, Chief Gardener: <knocks on door...no answer...bangs harder and door open harf way> HARRO! IT-AH MISTAH MIYAGI. ANYONE HERE? HARRO, MISTHA ANDROPOV-SAN! HARRO!......Hory crap! Cheap baahstard Russian-mens sneak out without pay birr!




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/23/2018 5:24:02 PM)

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Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/23/2018 5:43:52 PM)

Miyagi-san need see most honorabre doctah! Head swerr up too much for uniform? Hory crap!




sprior -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/23/2018 6:32:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

************Soviet Embassy, Tokyo*************

Mistah Miyagi, Chief Gardener: <knocks on door...no answer...bangs harder and door open harf way> HARRO! IT-AH MISTAH MIYAGI. ANYONE HERE? HARRO, MISTHA ANDROPOV-SAN! HARRO!......Hory crap! Cheap baahstard Russian-mens sneak out without pay birr!


I tord you not to put raw pohtaytoe in Vodka. It-ah bad manners. Hory Crap, it-ah Suggs!




sprior -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/23/2018 6:32:46 PM)


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************Soviet Embassy, Tokyo*************

Mistah Miyagi, Chief Gardener: <knocks on door...no answer...bangs harder and door open harf way> HARRO! IT-AH MISTAH MIYAGI. ANYONE HERE? HARRO, MISTHA ANDROPOV-SAN! HARRO!......Hory crap! Cheap baahstard Russian-mens sneak out without pay birr!


I tord you not to put raw pohtaytoe in Vodka. It-ah bad manners. Hory Crap, it-ah Suggs!


It go one step beyond. Borrocks.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/23/2018 7:21:31 PM)

HAI! Way beyond. Probabry good time buy property in Ceyron or Phuket and pretend rike from Siam.

Mandarake-san brame staff.




Lecivius -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/23/2018 8:33:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Mandarake-san brame staff.




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Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/24/2018 2:09:47 AM)

*********Aboard a Lisunov Li-2 (license built C-47) 5000 over Sea of Japan, just reaving coast of Japans
*******


3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: <looks out window> See you ratah rittah yarrow bastards. HAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHA. Da, see you ratah in Manchuria. HAHAHAHA. Comrade Charge de Affairs did you pay the gardener?

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: I thought YOU did. HAHAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHAHA. Oops. HAHAHAHA

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA. Do you remember Miyagi-san skinny neck and silly hand clippers?.....And the vodka? I won't miss that.....









BBfanboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/24/2018 6:17:29 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*********Aboard a Lisunov Li-2 (license built C-47) 5000 over Sea of Japan, just reaving coast of Japans
*******


3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: <looks out window> See you ratah rittah yarrow bastards. HAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHA. Da, see you ratah in Manchuria. HAHAHAHA. Comrade Charge de Affairs did you pay the gardener?

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: I thought YOU did. HAHAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHAHA. Oops. HAHAHAHA

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA. Do you remember Miyagi-san skinny neck and silly hand clippers?.....And the vodka? I won't miss that.....



Aide: Remember when Miyagi-san mention nephew need job fixing aeropranes and Andropov-san give him contract to rook after Soviet transport aircraft? I see Miyagi-san nephew at airport just before we reave. Nephew not seem sad about rosing job - more rike smirking.

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA ... wait ... smirking?
Oh-Oh! Terr pirot turn airprane around!




rtrapasso -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/24/2018 12:50:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*********Aboard a Lisunov Li-2 (license built C-47) 5000 over Sea of Japan, just reaving coast of Japans
*******


3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: <looks out window> See you ratah rittah yarrow bastards. HAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHA. Da, see you ratah in Manchuria. HAHAHAHA. Comrade Charge de Affairs did you pay the gardener?

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: I thought YOU did. HAHAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHAHA. Oops. HAHAHAHA

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA. Do you remember Miyagi-san skinny neck and silly hand clippers?.....And the vodka? I won't miss that.....



Aide: Remember when Miyagi-san mention nephew need job fixing aeropranes and Andropov-san give him contract to rook after Soviet transport aircraft? I see Miyagi-san nephew at airport just before we reave. Nephew not seem sad about rosing job - more rike smirking.

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA ... wait ... smirking?
Oh-Oh! Terr pirot turn airprane around!

Andropov's been in Tokyo too long... he's picked up a Japanese accent!! [X(] [:D]




Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/24/2018 1:10:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso


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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*********Aboard a Lisunov Li-2 (license built C-47) 5000 over Sea of Japan, just reaving coast of Japans
*******


3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: <looks out window> See you ratah rittah yarrow bastards. HAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHA. Da, see you ratah in Manchuria. HAHAHAHA. Comrade Charge de Affairs did you pay the gardener?

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: I thought YOU did. HAHAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHAHA. Oops. HAHAHAHA

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA. Do you remember Miyagi-san skinny neck and silly hand clippers?.....And the vodka? I won't miss that.....



Aide: Remember when Miyagi-san mention nephew need job fixing aeropranes and Andropov-san give him contract to rook after Soviet transport aircraft? I see Miyagi-san nephew at airport just before we reave. Nephew not seem sad about rosing job - more rike smirking.

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA ... wait ... smirking?
Oh-Oh! Terr pirot turn airprane around!

Andropov's been in Tokyo too long... he's picked up a Japanese accent!! [X(] [:D]


Hory Crap, Com-ah-rade-san!




MakeeLearn -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/24/2018 1:37:08 PM)

Russian Japanese?
Japanese Russian?

We got you covered.



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zuluhour -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/24/2018 2:25:32 PM)

meanwhile back in Soviet Union......

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Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/24/2018 3:52:44 PM)

KV-1 (x3) or KV-3?




HansBolter -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/24/2018 4:18:10 PM)

Flak Tower?




Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/24/2018 4:29:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

meanwhile back in Soviet Union......

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I bet it will capsize if hit below the water (vodka) line.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/24/2018 4:48:24 PM)

"KV-3' [:D]

Pagoda-style KV-1

Sure, everyone raugh now but in rittah bit not so funny.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/24/2018 4:54:38 PM)

*****************Kremlin, Mockba (the one in the Soviet Union, not Idaho)***************


Comrade Secretary Molotov: Oh, Holy ****! We forgot to send this thing. Have Comrade Captain personally take it to Valdivostock via the Trans Siberian Railway, which unfortunately, has beem prone to delay recently. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Comrade Sexretary Natasha: HAHAHAHAHAH




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