quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*****************Kremlin, Mockba (the one in the Soviet Union, not Idaho)***************


Comrade Secretary Molotov: Oh, Holy ****! We forgot to send this thing. Have Comrade Captain personally take it to Valdivostock via the Trans Siberian Railway, which unfortunately, has beem prone to delay recently. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Comrade Sexretary Natasha: HAHAHAHAHAH

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Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 40 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 70

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-36 Ida: 1 destroyed on ground
Ki-15-II Babs: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 3
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 23

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

quote:

Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 40 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 70

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-36 Ida: 1 destroyed on ground
Ki-15-II Babs: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 3
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 23

[:-]

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*************Mutankiang Aerodrome, Manchuoko**********

Pvt. Honda: Isuzu-san, Honda-san think of ask for transfer to South Pacific because want to kirr enemy.

Pvt. Isuzu: Honda-san F***** IDIOT! Isuzu-san suggest Honda-san shut up before jinx everyone here.

Pvt. Honda: What-ah jinx?

<an ancient air raid warning begins to scream>

Pvt. Isuzu: <face parm>

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Sadly, Pvt Isuzu terring truth. Somehow, Manchuoko Garrison farr
to 7928/8000 and crazy Ivan send a bunch of crappy SB-2's arr ovah
prace. Sissy Russia-mens stir angry about Batturh of Tsushima.

Mandarake-san try exprain this for two pages but everyone too dense. [:)]

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandarake-san brame staff. Adm. SPrior-san not-ah say anything yet but Mandarake-san be sure check behind doors and things make sure not-ah ninja assassin in brack pajamas hide out

quote:

ORIGINAL: witpqs
it's your bad ruck. Many prayers have lower gallisons but you run red right when cop watching. [:-]

quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch

Have no fear, brave Sons of Rising Sun! Uncle Joe great friend of Emperor Hirohito. He much enjoy piece with Japan. Preferably large piece.

[image]local://upfiles/34241/7D85F4DA0B744E248F1DC6F5D7C55262.jpg[/image]

quote:

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch

Have no fear, brave Sons of Rising Sun! Uncle Joe great friend of Emperor Hirohito. He much enjoy piece with Japan. Preferably large piece.

[image]local://upfiles/34241/7D85F4DA0B744E248F1DC6F5D7C55262.jpg[/image]

??Is this really Hirohito?? Looks a bit like him, but...

Maybe Joe was in his elevator shoes. Hirohito was supposedly 5' 5", best guess at Joe is 5'4", although some estimates are as tall as 5'8"... i'm guessing that the later was with his "lifts"...

[image]local://upfiles/7543/57E429CC92BE4558898A1B8F6683F943.jpg[/image]

EDIT: Don't think this pic with Stalin is Hirohito... ears are different, proportions of mouth seem off, and every other pic i've found of him he has long hair, not buzz cut.

REEDIT - It appears to be Japanese Foreign Minister Matsuoka at the time of the signing the Soviet–Japanese Neutrality Pact (1941).

quote:

Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 40 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 70

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-36 Ida: 1 destroyed on ground
Ki-15-II Babs: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 3
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 23

quote:

Raid spotted at 34 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 30

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-27b Nate: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 12

quote:

Morning Air attack on Shikuka , at 126,43

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 15 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 48

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 4
Airbase supply hits 6
Runway hits 20

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Morning Air attack on Mishan , at 114,42

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 62

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 6
Airbase supply hits 4
Runway hits 18

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Morning Air attack on Hailar , at 107,30

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid spotted at 14 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 4 minutes

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 41

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 18
Airbase supply hits 6
Runway hits 30

Aircraft Attacking:
31 x SB-2 bombing from 10000 feet
Airfield Attack: 6 x 100 kg GP Bomb
10 x SB-2 bombing from 10000 feet
Airfield Attack: 6 x 100 kg GP Bomb



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Morning Air attack on Hailar , at 107,30

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 32

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 9
Airbase supply hits 3
Runway hits 12

Aircraft Attacking:
32 x SB-2 bombing from 10000 feet
Airfield Attack: 6 x 100 kg GP Bomb

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

********Kiamsuze AF, somewhere in Bum**** Manchuoku*********

Fright Officah Subaru: HURRAH UP! PUT IN GASORINE! SUBARU-SAN WAIT 2 YEARS FOR CHANCE OF
GREATNESS! …..OHHH HORY CRAP!

quote:

Raid spotted at 34 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 30

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-27b Nate: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 12

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*******Lehman Bros. Office, Tokyo**********

Finance Minster Tokyo: Mishan? Pretend Hata-san nevah know where Mishan is.

quote:

Morning Air attack on Mishan , at 114,42

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 62

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 6
Airbase supply hits 4
Runway hits 18

quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*******Lehman Bros. Office, Tokyo**********

Finance Minster Tokyo: Mishan? Pretend Hata-san nevah know where Mishan is.

quote:

Morning Air attack on Mishan , at 114,42

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 62

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 6
Airbase supply hits 4
Runway hits 18

Was Russian-mens Mishan accomprished?