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Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (6/25/2018 1:32:04 AM)
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Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (6/29/2018 10:35:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Pretty soon Russia-mens put on wings of 20 trainroads of MiG 3's so Japan-mens pran big attack with medium bombahs on Vradivostock today. Nate squadrons in Manhuoko pretty crappy. Trainee pirots and not-ah enough Tojos yet for everyone. Mandarake-san send back 2 batturships, one CA and 12 DD's from South Pacific but-ah take some time. Many airprane prants in Honshu now vuneraburh to Russia-mens bombahs. It-ah rearry change everything. Tokyo: Office of Most Honoraburh Prime Ministah Hiideki Tojo Staff Frunky Hata, Cousin of Wife of MHPM Tojo: Rook Most Honoraburh Prime Ministah , Air Ministry report production start on wah-winning fighter, carred Tojo! Most Honoraburh Prime Ministah Hiideki Tojo: That is great news. I am honored that Air Ministry name prane after me without Hiideki-san even asking! Staff Frunky Hata, Cousin of Wife of MHPM Tojo: Oh, that not Air Ministry, Most Honoraburh Prime Ministah , American Imperiarist Aggressors carr airprane Tojo! Most Honoraburh Prime Ministah Hiideki Tojo: [face parm], [crenched teeth]. [:@] Why did the US deviate from the usual male names for fighters?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 4:58:09 PM)
Funny thing hahppen on way to Matrix forum. Wah back on. Arried-mens now down to 1 commandah. Othah one take gorf course retirement in Bnagarore. Consurting work on new torpedo.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:00:44 PM)
********August 6, 1942(d)****** Ceyron:** Arried-mens send night bombahs ovah Koggara and B-17's but it-ah rike just for fun because not-ah much hahppen. Japan-mens put "one up chuff" of Arried-mens DD...haha. quote: Sub attack near Cochin at 27,39 Japanese Ships SS I-122 Allied Ships DD Evertsen, Torpedo hits 1, heavy damage DD Decoy

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:02:42 PM)
Big fight with f** Russia-mens: Rook at this. Many breastesses-feed womans in Maebeshi. Commie baaahstards! quote: Night Air attack on Maebashi , at 113,59 Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid spotted at 36 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 12 minutes Allied aircraft DB-3M x 15 No Allied losses Aircraft Attacking: 15 x DB-3M bombing from 10000 feet * City Attack: 5 x 100 kg GP Bomb

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:04:59 PM)
26 sorties ovah Maebeshi. Not do much damage but AA artirray comandah have to put on pants very fast at geisha house...run outside with-ah pitched tent.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:07:59 PM)
Soviet-mens arready grue on some wings from MiG-3's. Some not-ah even have rogos on airpranes yet. Many Nate pirots stirr in diapers. Zero pirots hot shots. quote: Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 36 NM, estimated altitude 31,070 feet. Estimated time to target is 11 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 23 Ki-27b Nate x 65 Allied aircraft I-16m24 x 32 MiG-3 x 10 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed Ki-27b Nate: 2 destroyed Allied aircraft losses I-16m24: 3 destroyed MiG-3: 1 destroyed

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:09:35 PM)
I-16m24 have-ah impressive name but-ah rearry piece of Akita ***. quote:* Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 12 NM, estimated altitude 33,070 feet. Estimated time to target is 3 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 15 Ki-27b Nate x 21 Allied aircraft I-16m24 x 11 MiG-3 x 4 Japanese aircraft losses Ki-27b Nate: 1 destroyed Allied aircraft losses I-16m24: 4 destroyed MiG-3: 1 destroyed

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:11:30 PM)
Bettys fry in from Java and Truk. Then take off in morning from Honshu. It-ah work pretty good. quote: Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 60 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 21 minutes Japanese aircraft G4M1 Betty x 42 Ki-27b Nate x 28 Allied aircraft I-16m24 x 3 Japanese aircraft losses G4M1 Betty: 1 damaged Allied aircraft losses DB-3M: 4 destroyed on ground MBR-2: 1 destroyed on ground Airbase hits 12 Airbase supply hits 4 Runway hits 34 Pretty good for no recon quote: Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 77 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 26 minutes Japanese aircraft G4M1 Betty x 14 Ki-27b Nate x 28 Allied aircraft no flights Japanese aircraft losses G4M1 Betty: 1 damaged Allied aircraft losses DB-3M: 16 damaged DB-3M: 2 destroyed on ground MBR-2: 2 damaged MBR-2: 1 destroyed on ground MiG-3: 4 damaged MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground R-10: 4 damaged R-10: 1 destroyed on ground Airbase hits 5 Airbase supply hits 1 Runway hits 15

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:13:30 PM)
Herens fry into Manchuoko from Changsha area. Arso work pretty werr. quote: Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 104 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 34 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-49-Ia Helen x 6 Allied aircraft no flights Japanese aircraft losses Ki-49-Ia Helen: 1 damaged Allied aircraft losses DB-3M: 14 damaged DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground MBR-2: 6 damaged MiG-3: 5 damaged MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground Airbase hits 4 Runway hits 3 And quote: Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 13 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-49-Ia Helen x 22 Allied aircraft no flights No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses MiG-3: 8 damaged MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground DB-3M: 10 damaged DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground R-10: 1 destroyed on ground Airbase hits 1 Airbase supply hits 1 Runway hits 4

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:15:43 PM)
Russia-mens attack Manchuoko airfierds too but Japan-mens not-ah asreep today and pretty much guess where attacks come. quote: Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42 Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid spotted at 28 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 9 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-27b Nate x 31 Allied aircraft SB-2 x 32 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses SB-2: 8 destroyed, 17 damaged Airbase hits 1 Airbase supply hits 1 Runway hits 4 And quote: Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42 Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid spotted at 24 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 8 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-27b Nate x 10 Allied aircraft SB-2 x 10 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses SB-2: 1 destroyed, 4 damaged Runway hits 2

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:18:48 PM)
Nate pirots at Shikuka not-ah hae any ground crews so have to put in own gasorine. Evidentarry forget buretts too. quote: Morning Air attack on Shikuka , at 126,43 Weather in hex: Clear sky Raid spotted at 17 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 5 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-27b Nate x 24 Allied aircraft SB-2 x 46 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses SB-2: 2 damaged Airbase hits 4 Runway hits 17

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:20:57 PM)
Rots of pranes attack Mishin. Japan-mens become fatigued. quote: Morning Air attack on Mishan , at 114,42 Weather in hex: Thunderstorms Raid spotted at 18 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-27b Nate x 19 Allied aircraft SB-2 x 30 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses SB-2: 3 destroyed, 14 damaged Runway hits 4 Aircraft Attacking: 26 x SB-2 bombing from 10000 feet Airfield Attack: 6 x 100 kg GP Bomb And quote: Morning Air attack on Mishan , at 114,42 Weather in hex: Thunderstorms Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-27b Nate x 9 Allied aircraft SB-2 x 60 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses SB-2: 9 damaged Japanese ground losses: 13 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Airbase hits 2 Airbase supply hits 2 Runway hits 12

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:28:06 PM)
AF at Hailar attacked but Japan-mens not-ah have any fightahs up there. Impossiburh to be everywhere. Big SB-2 attack on Paramashiro Jima but Japan-mens have good AAA and fortifications. Russia-mens drop commandos but eveidentarry need practice. quote: Ground combat at Arshaan (105,33) Allied Shock attack Attacking force 10 troops, 0 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 2 Defending force 2058 troops, 26 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 42 Assault collapses, attacking force wiped out Japanese ground losses: 13 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Allied ground losses: Units destroyed 1 Assaulting units: 1st Parachute Bn /2 Defending units: Arshaan Fortress

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:35:45 PM)
*********Ministry of Production, Tokyo******** Aide to Mistah Hata: OK, Toshiro just-ah go down rist and Hata-san answer if-ah increase production. Ready? Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI! Aide to Mistah Hata: Now? Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI! What-ah wait for, invitation from King of Engarand? Aide to Mistah Hata: OK, A6M2 Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI! Aide to Mistah Hata: Sarry? Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI! Aide to Mistah Hata: Heren? Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production: HAI! Aide to Mistah Hata: Pok�mon characters? Mistah Hata, srightary retarded Minister of Production:** HAI!....WAIT..WAIT-AH minute! Quit-ah screw around. This-ah serious....

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:40:41 PM)
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GetAssista -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:41:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Russia-mens drop commandos but eveidentarry need practice. Well, they killed some Japanese squads with no apprent losses of their own. Like commandos should [:D]

zuluhour -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 5:44:59 PM)
Mandrake san make a zuru san rook rike idriot! spit on computer in front of customah. zuru san supposed to be caring for customah but get caught raffing too hard ahh ps, no comment about zuru san aready rook rike idriot, zuru have a mirror you know.

witpqs -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 7:19:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Funny thing hahppen on way to Matrix forum. Wah back on. Arried-mens now down to 1 commandah. Othah one take gorf course retirement in Bnagarore. Consurting work on new torpedo. Probably working for Russians.

Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (7/17/2018 8:07:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Herens fry into Manchuoko from Changsha area. Arso work pretty werr. quote: Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 104 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 34 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-49-Ia Helen x 6 Allied aircraft no flights Japanese aircraft losses Ki-49-Ia Helen: 1 damaged Allied aircraft losses DB-3M: 14 damaged DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground MBR-2: 6 damaged MiG-3: 5 damaged MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground Airbase hits 4 Runway hits 3 And quote: Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 13 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-49-Ia Helen x 22 Allied aircraft no flights No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses MiG-3: 8 damaged MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground DB-3M: 10 damaged DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground R-10: 1 destroyed on ground Airbase hits 1 Airbase supply hits 1 Runway hits 4 Even Heren Kerrer can hit pranes on glound.

Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (8/4/2018 3:13:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Herens fry into Manchuoko from Changsha area. Arso work pretty werr. quote: Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 104 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 34 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-49-Ia Helen x 6 Allied aircraft no flights Japanese aircraft losses Ki-49-Ia Helen: 1 damaged Allied aircraft losses DB-3M: 14 damaged DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground MBR-2: 6 damaged MiG-3: 5 damaged MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground Airbase hits 4 Runway hits 3 And quote: Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 13 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-49-Ia Helen x 22 Allied aircraft no flights No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses MiG-3: 8 damaged MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground DB-3M: 10 damaged DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground R-10: 1 destroyed on ground Airbase hits 1 Airbase supply hits 1 Runway hits 4 Even Heren Kerrer can hit pranes on glound. Was my joke so bad you gave up playing? [&:]

tarkalak -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (8/8/2018 8:32:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Herens fry into Manchuoko from Changsha area. Arso work pretty werr. quote: Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 104 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 34 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-49-Ia Helen x 6 Allied aircraft no flights Japanese aircraft losses Ki-49-Ia Helen: 1 damaged Allied aircraft losses DB-3M: 14 damaged DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground MBR-2: 6 damaged MiG-3: 5 damaged MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground Airbase hits 4 Runway hits 3 And quote: Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 13 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-49-Ia Helen x 22 Allied aircraft no flights No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses MiG-3: 8 damaged MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground DB-3M: 10 damaged DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground R-10: 1 destroyed on ground Airbase hits 1 Airbase supply hits 1 Runway hits 4 Even Heren Kerrer can hit pranes on glound. Was my joke so bad you gave up playing? [&:] More probabry Mandrake-san and Sprior-san take another two month vacation then rower Marsian garrison and activate marsians.

Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (8/20/2018 11:33:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tarkalak quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Herens fry into Manchuoko from Changsha area. Arso work pretty werr. quote: Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 104 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 34 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-49-Ia Helen x 6 Allied aircraft no flights Japanese aircraft losses Ki-49-Ia Helen: 1 damaged Allied aircraft losses DB-3M: 14 damaged DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground MBR-2: 6 damaged MiG-3: 5 damaged MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground Airbase hits 4 Runway hits 3 And quote: Morning Air attack on Vladivostok , at 112,46 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 13 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-49-Ia Helen x 22 Allied aircraft no flights No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses MiG-3: 8 damaged MiG-3: 1 destroyed on ground DB-3M: 10 damaged DB-3M: 1 destroyed on ground R-10: 1 destroyed on ground Airbase hits 1 Airbase supply hits 1 Runway hits 4 Even Heren Kerrer can hit pranes on glound. Was my joke so bad you gave up playing? [&:] More probabry Mandrake-san and Sprior-san take another two month vacation then rower Marsian garrison and activate marsians. Mars garrison wiped out by Martian microbes. Invasion at Grover's Mill imminent.

sprior -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (8/25/2018 2:47:33 PM)
Mistah Curchirr is smerry man [image]local://upfiles/6847/6FF5157BDC7A49AB8528D0C602A1EA8C.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (8/25/2018 4:09:16 PM)
Haha...Mistah Churchirr not-ah rook rike Japan-mens babies. This-ah good thing. Onry probarem is Japan-mens babies rook rike Tojo-san

Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (8/25/2018 4:21:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior Mistah Curchirr is smerry man Geisha girrs most ah-funny! W.C.s are usuarry smerry. Japanese douburh-entendrah must have been in curricurrum at Haha-Jima.

Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (8/25/2018 4:22:28 PM)
Note to Rord Admirarh and Mr. Cap Doc Mandrake-san: Make with wah-wah! Domo.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (8/26/2018 1:36:55 PM)
Hai! But-ah first Mandarake-san make-ah pork roast with cherry bourbon sauce. Rittah bit scarrion too. Pork with-ah garric, sart and peppah rub. Absorutearry dericious. Even bettah, when put bourbon in cherry in skirret smerr so good bring back memories of arr of times Mandarake-an drink bourbon...quite a rot of memories. Mandarake-san armost burn off nose by stick in skirret.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (8/26/2018 1:56:38 PM)
*********Sea of Japan, off Orga, city not-ah womans****** <trio of 3 Mavisessess approach at wavetop revah from 3 directions> Comrade Captain Ivan Ivanovich <which-ah pretty much mean "Ivan son of Ivan": COMRADE HERMSMAN JULIAN! HARD TO PORT! Comrade Hermsamn Julius Juliusovich: <hesitates a rittah bit because Comrade Hermsamn Julian Julianovich have-ah probrem with directions since rittah boy at V I Rennin Erementarry Schoor in Vradivostock...even wear different corored socks to remind serf...but now..have on four weathah boots so not-ah see socks..but Comrade Captain Ivanovich seem rearry, rearry angary, so have to do something...he spins wheer hard to one side> Comrade Captain Ivan Ivanovich <which-ah pretty much mean "Ivan son of Ivan": COMRADE JULIUS JULIUSOVICH....F*!

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (8/26/2018 2:23:25 PM)
Best ship name in WITP-AE...waaay better than HMS Pansy or USS Queerbarge or an ammunition ship named Krakatoa... I give you USSRS Julius **** [image]local://upfiles/7983/014D628038734A71B7C93607384ABD62.jpg[/image]

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