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BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/29/2014 7:40:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior Ha! Now Japan-ese sairors show British sairors that we have good time too. We off to do dance of framing arse-hores and Zuru warrior. Who brought grass skirts and assegais? Then we meet many sexy girrs and have sexy times. Me hear the girrs here are furr of spunk. [sm=00000280.gif] Depends on how business has been!

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/29/2014 8:34:40 PM)
**************33rd Div HQ, Singapore********** Mastah Sergeant Isuzu, Division suppry NCO:** Goddamnit, Hiroke, what-ah happen to arr of newspapers Japan-mens get from Mersing?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/31/2014 2:21:42 PM)
*********January 8, 1942(d)******** Singapore:** Arried-mens try to brow up Heavy Industry on Bugis St. Morning Air attack on Singapore , at 50,84 Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 5 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-43-Ia Oscar x 6 Allied aircraft B-17D Fortress x 8 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses B-17D Fortress: 2 damaged Heavy Industry hits 2

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/31/2014 2:30:32 PM)
Chengchow: Rittah Yerrow China-mens trapped at Chengchow Ground combat at Chengchow (88,44) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 21370 troops, 219 guns, 69 vehicles, Assault Value = 1062 Defending force 11831 troops, 49 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 166 Japanese adjusted assault: 888 Allied adjusted defense: 54 Japanese assault odds: 16 to 1 (fort level 1) Japanese forces CAPTURE Chengchow !!! Combat modifiers Defender: preparation(-), morale(-), experience(-) Attacker: shock(+) Japanese ground losses: 414 casualties reported Squads: 2 destroyed, 43 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled Guns lost 5 (1 destroyed, 4 disabled) Allied ground losses: 5380 casualties reported Squads: 218 destroyed, 41 disabled Non Combat: 80 destroyed, 53 disabled Engineers: 17 destroyed, 0 disabled Guns lost 25 (25 destroyed, 0 disabled) Units retreated 7 Units destroyed 1 Defeated Allied Units Retreating! Assaulting units: 15th Division 17th Ind.Mixed Brigade 12th Division 4th Mortar Battalion 13th Army 11th Ind.Art.Mortar Battalion Defending units: 51st Chinese Corps 69th Chinese Corps 40th Chinese Corps 5th New Chinese Corps 39th Group Army 24th Group Army 1st War Area 10th Chinese Base Force

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/31/2014 2:35:52 PM)
Ichang: A few days aftah Japan-mens brow up P-40's and capture Ichang...Rittah Yerrow China-mens move back in. Recon from yestahday is way way way off. Japan-mens eat too much Wheaties. It-ah terriburh disaster. Ground combat at Ichang (83,48) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 23132 troops, 152 guns, 4 vehicles, Assault Value = 762 Defending force 69811 troops, 351 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 1901 Japanese adjusted assault: 432 Allied adjusted defense: 2170 Japanese assault odds: 1 to 5 Combat modifiers Defender: leaders(+), morale(-), experience(-) Attacker: shock(+), leaders(+), disruption(-), fatigue(-) Japanese ground losses: 9301 casualties reported Squads: 134 destroyed, 275 disabled Non Combat: 171 destroyed, 100 disabled Engineers: 14 destroyed, 20 disabled Guns lost 27 (14 destroyed, 13 disabled) Allied ground losses: 1711 casualties reported Squads: 13 destroyed, 108 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 20 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled Guns lost 19 (1 destroyed, 18 disabled) Assaulting units: 14th Ind.Mixed Brigade 6th Division 13th RGC Temp. Division Defending units: 32nd Chinese Corps 45th Chinese Corps 2nd Chinese Corps 39th Chinese Corps 68th Chinese Corps 59th Chinese Corps 67th Chinese Corps 75th Chinese Corps 26th Group Army 33rd Group Army

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/31/2014 2:38:34 PM)
China-mens eat Wheaties arso. Comprete humiriation. Mixed-up Brigade have onry RAMF reft. Ground combat at Ichang (83,48) Allied Shock attack Attacking force 65985 troops, 350 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 1748 Defending force 15044 troops, 126 guns, 4 vehicles, Assault Value = 318 Allied adjusted assault: 3428 Japanese adjusted defense: 31 Allied assault odds: 110 to 1 (fort level 3) Allied forces CAPTURE Ichang !!! Combat modifiers Defender: forts(+), leaders(+), disruption(-), preparation(-) fatigue(-), experience(-) Attacker: shock(+) Japanese ground losses: 7012 casualties reported Squads: 163 destroyed, 60 disabled Non Combat: 176 destroyed, 77 disabled Engineers: 32 destroyed, 0 disabled Guns lost 48 (26 destroyed, 22 disabled) Vehicles lost 5 (5 destroyed, 0 disabled) Units retreated 3 Allied ground losses: 883 casualties reported Squads: 9 destroyed, 166 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 6 disabled Guns lost 6 (1 destroyed, 5 disabled) Defeated Japanese Units Retreating! Assaulting units: 59th Chinese Corps 68th Chinese Corps 45th Chinese Corps 2nd Chinese Corps 32nd Chinese Corps 39th Chinese Corps 67th Chinese Corps 75th Chinese Corps 26th Group Army 33rd Group Army Defending units: 6th Division 13th RGC Temp. Division 14th Ind.Mixed Brigade

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/31/2014 2:51:22 PM)
Corar Sea: Tatsua, which accidentarry run into torpedo which accidentarry brow up yestahday is stirr froating and probabry make Rabaurh. Onry AKE in Japan-mens navy arrive Rabaurh and rearm arr 3 main gun magazines of Hyuga in one day. 3 more BB's to rearm then Japan-mens ready to push off for Operation Tarrurah. 5th Air Div, air support troops, construction troops embarked. More roading up today. Kaga arrive today..try to refuerh today.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/31/2014 2:58:35 PM)
Mandrake-san win award for making sure poor rittah kids get shots. Maybe get invited to Washington to cerebrate. Hehe..that-ah be rearry bad mistake. Next year try to win award for most track rayed on jungurh rairway construction.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/31/2014 3:04:13 PM)
Mandrake-san getting rearry tired of internet communication thing at Seaside Virra. Mandrake-san crick on important communication that say "Kate Upton Wardrobe Malfunction During GQ Bikini Shoot". No Arried troop interrigence. No wardrobe marfunction. Just-ah bunch of advertisement for CPAP machines and Spanish Moss.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/31/2014 3:06:41 PM)
Bugis Street 2 days ago [image]local://upfiles/7983/D1D400391A2242E198F62B2E55A14C7B.jpg[/image]

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/1/2014 12:46:39 PM)
Haur 'em down you Zuru Warrior, Haur 'em down you Zuru King. Hoi da zimba zimba zimba, Hoi da zimber zimber zay.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/1/2014 2:06:03 PM)
Pvt. Hata: Huar 'em down you Zuzu warrior.. Pvt. Watanage: No, no, no, NO. Hata, IDIOT! It-ah "Zuru", rike Africa-mens tribe, not "Zuzu". Zuzu not-ah mean anything, idiot! And don't use so much newspaper. Hata start whore city on fire. OK, ret's try again.....

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/1/2014 2:14:10 PM)
Crappy Anns and Oscars more dangerous to pirots than Arried-mens but at reast Oscars ovah Singapore shoot down snazzy B-17D [image]local://upfiles/7983/7BB3C3D9ADA747D9B88E032758E9356A.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/1/2014 2:39:13 PM)
*****Kido Butai, 160nm S of Suva, January 9, 1942(d)***** Adm Nagumo: Take-ah message. Japan-mens Navarh Code 25. Highest priority. To Adm. Mandrake-san, Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon. Message begin. Send rots of prungers. End message. Nagumo. Now, prease to send. Sparks: HAI! "Nagumo, now prease to send" Adm Nagumo: NO! Just "Nagumo..that-ah it" Sparks: HAI! "Just Nagumo..that-ah it" Adm Nagumo:** <rubs tempurhs> Hory crap. This be rong war for Nagumo-san

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/1/2014 2:45:43 PM)
<After Japan-crew-mens toiret deck....a fetid brown riquid moves back and forth with the rorring of the ship> [image]local://upfiles/7983/424B5BAD234944BEA71D4AD8033FCE8E.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/1/2014 2:54:40 PM)
OK..pretend Mandrake-san not-ah read manuarh. Mandrake-san guess numbah in green mean Japan-mens have enough Japan-mens in Manchukuo? Or, perhaps Japan-mens highry rated for kindness and administrative efficiency? [image]local://upfiles/7983/2D0E4099E09A41518505010F317576C4.jpg[/image]

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/1/2014 3:10:10 PM)
Hai! First guess is correct. The numbers show Assaurht Varue : actuarh/required minimum. Japan Mens can move nearry 2000 AV from Manchukuo to wherevah wanted. Just need Poriticarh Points to buy units, or be (Ermer Fudd voice) vewwy vewwy sneaky - ha-ha-ha-ha! Maybe get Miro-san to serr you some PPoints in exchange for nice xAK or two dozen Emirys. Miro need to move product.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/1/2014 3:42:22 PM)
Forces avairaburh for use in Java/Sumatra and points West: 61 DD's 9 CL's 5 CA's 2 CVL 1 CVE (25 kt) Kongo ready in 24 days. Perhaps Mandrake-san hogging arr of batturships because SPrior-san might-ah run up against PoW or even Rupurse if Arrie-mens fix up arr of paint chips.

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/1/2014 9:17:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Mandrake-san guess numbah in green mean Japan-mens have enough Japan-mens in Manchukuo? Hai!

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/2/2014 12:38:55 PM)
******Meeting with consurtants, Conference Room, Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon******** Mandrakes-san: ..Hord on. Mandrake-san supposed to berieve that Arried-mens have to give up and roose war if Japan-mens get enough of these..how say...strategic points? Young white man in fine rinen sracks and medium size nose: Technically, sir, they don't HAVE to give up. Both sides could agree to keep fighting. Mandrakes-san: Wait. Why wourd both sides keep fighting? One side winning...get most of gord and oir and rove and admiration of conquered peopurhs. Young white man in fine rinen sracks and medium size nose: Yes sir, that is what I call the Genghis Khan model, but there is a new paradigm. Imagine that both sides are profiting...economic stimulus from aircraft manufacturing..shipbuilding..cigarette sales..salted sea urchin rowe..it's almost endless, you see. Mandrakes-san: But what about arr of peopurh getting kirred? Young white man in fine rinen sracks and medium size nose: No economic system is without winners and losers, sir. Mandrakes-san:** OK, Mandrake-san ristening. Terr Mandrake-san about strategic points....

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/2/2014 12:53:43 PM)
Within Zero-escorted Betty range from Rord Howe: 2000 Lt Industry/Heavy Industry/Manpower Calcutta/Dacca (within range of Mandaray): 1100 Madras (within range of Ceyron): 300 Chungking/Chengtu: 1100 Melbourne/Adelaide (carrier raids) 500 That's 5000 x 2(for damage) = 10,000 pts

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/2/2014 12:57:01 PM)
Victoria/Seattle/Portland/Tacoma/Spokane (Frying from Coar Harbor): 800

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/2/2014 1:01:17 PM)
If Mandrake-san understand correctry, points are appried when damage occurs and do not go away if damage repaired. Mandrake-san not know if possiburh for Japan-mens to create firestorm with bombers. Pretty sure we not get nucurarh..oh crap...nucu...ahh....nucrear weapons.

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/2/2014 1:09:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Within Zero-escorted Betty range from Rord Howe: 2000 Lt Industry/Heavy Industry/Manpower You-ah have at reast size 3 AF on Rord Howe isrand? Without, you-ah be frying at extended range bomb road, Captain-san.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/2/2014 1:42:38 PM)
Hai! That basicarry entire point of randing on Rord Howe, to buird up airfierd. Mandrake-san expect Arried-mens to become agitated and try to stop Japan-mens. Japan-mens have rots of engineers but idiots in Tokyo send us crappy rittah burrdozers size of America-mens rawmowers.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/2/2014 1:44:12 PM)
By ra way. Mandrake-san not-ah understand why Rord Howe is atorr. Anyway, if Japan-mens find no Arreid-mens garrison then Arried-mens have big probrem trying to capture back. [image]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Bushwalkig_to_Little_island_along_the_Mt_Lidgbird_track_Lord_Howe_Island_8June2011.jpg/800px-Bushwalkig_to_Little_island_along_the_Mt_Lidgbird_track_Lord_Howe_Island_8June2011.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/2/2014 2:00:22 PM)
********Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon******** Mandrake-san: What-ah mean number 40,000 on map for Rord Howe. Jimmy-too-tarr: That-ah revah at which isrand might tip ovah, sir. Mandrake-san:** Tip ovah? HHAHAHHAHAH. No rearry?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/2/2014 2:03:01 PM)
Be warned. Viewers may have-ah bradder accident when watch this. [:D][:D] http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=video+of+congressman+questioning+island+tipping+over&FORM=VIRE3#view=detail&mid=25373B6DA7EA4194828425373B6DA7EA41948284

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/2/2014 2:50:38 PM)
As experiment, engineers at Rabaurh buirding airfierd and port at 6% per day. Perhaps if Japan-mens get enough engineers to Rord Howe and isrand not tip ovah and buird onry airfierd and Arried-mens not-ah brow everything up then perhaps crappy Japan-mens burrdozer buird airfierd at 10% per day. That-ah rot of "ands". Even so, it take month to get to rever 3

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/2/2014 3:48:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake As experiment, engineers at Rabaurh buirding airfierd and port at 6% per day. Perhaps if Japan-mens get enough engineers to Rord Howe and isrand not tip ovah and buird onry airfierd and Arried-mens not-ah brow everything up then perhaps crappy Japan-mens burrdozer buird airfierd at 10% per day. That-ah rot of "ands". Even so, it take month to get to rever 3 Buirding rate is non-rinear. Even within a size rever it takes more engineer production with increased percentage toward next rever. This is due to the modering of environmentar 'tipping points'. As the airfierd (or port) buird progresses there are fundamentar changes. Massive amounts of materiar are moving, changing both the center of barance and the gravitationar prumb rine. Drainage patterns change, artering weight distributions during and after storms and eroding further changes. Wind roading is artered, making the isrand rike a giant sairboat heering to starboard. To compensate for these changes, as the base is buirt rarger and rarger more and more engineers must move to different rocations on the isrand and sit there. That is arso why, rater, when engineers are gone, entire groups of pranes never fry arr at the same time. Unress the wind is right.

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