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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/8/2014 12:44:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sprior

We need to tark to union members at Betty factory.



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***************G4M1 Production Rine, Nagoya************

Man of apparent European ancestry near time crock handing out cards: I Dunn Cheatham, Esq., nice to meet you...Hi, I Dunn. Cheatham...



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/8/2014 12:47:05 PM)

Admirarh SPrior-san, Mandrake-san berieve European-mens with fake Japan-mens accent want Mandrake-san and SPrior-san to roose war.

At first, this bother Mandrake-san feerings but then rearize it-ah just jearousy because in rast war
Arried-mens arready open-up business estabrishments in Kyushu in September 1943. Hai, just jearousy and rittah bit of awe and fear.
Most rikery peanut garrery rearry saying to serves..."Hory crap, thank the gods it not me in war against them because get ass kicked"



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/8/2014 2:17:33 PM)

Rook at brirriant air strategy by Japan-mens. Japan-mens see fighters at Changsha and guess it annoying squadron of pranes with tiger faces so Japan-mens send crack Zero jockeys from Takao and kick ass.

Arso, 3 snazzy B-17D personarrary inspected by MacArthur-san not-ah make runway at Batavia...haha.

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/8/2014 2:18:48 PM)

Onry good B-17 is dead B-17



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/8/2014 3:06:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: witpqs

Beaned in Bean Town!


Hai! That-ah Tony Conigriaro Jr. Tony Congiriaro Sr hit in head by 1st rice-papah barroon bomb. Japan-mens feer bad and name fighter aftah him.



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/8/2014 8:37:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sprior


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

And B5N2?



B5N2 production over-rooked. Rectified now.


What-ah you doing about research, Rord Admiral-san?



zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/8/2014 9:00:55 PM)

10:1 vs the ACG??? He have all CAP set at 0 range 100'??? You play'in wit monky in selfie???



zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/8/2014 9:02:02 PM)

funny, you meant to say quack Zero outfit?



sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/8/2014 9:08:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: sprior


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

And B5N2?



B5N2 production over-rooked. Rectified now.


What-ah you doing about research, Rord Admiral-san?


We reave that to boffins and crever Japan-ese mens.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/8/2014 10:50:07 PM)

************Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon***********


Mandrake-san: You company provide research, no?

Young man of apparent European origin in fine linen: Yes sir, the full spectrum, equities, bonds, commodities, Fillipino gold. Everything.

Mandrake-san: What about airpranes?

Young man of apparent European origin in fine linen: Airplanes, you mean sir? By all means. Admiral Mandrake, sir, are you familiar with the P-43?

Mandrake-san: P-43, that-ah rearry high number! That-ah must be top of rine?...........



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/8/2014 10:56:49 PM)

Porbabry America-mens not-ah know what "boffins" mean. SPrior-san probabry rearn this word from prisoners at Singapore.

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Boffin


A boffin is British slang for a scientist, engineer, or other person engaged in technical or scientific work. The original World War II conception of war-winning researchers means that the term tends to have more positive connotations than related terms like egghead, nerd, or geek.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/9/2014 1:58:11 PM)

Aftah tarking to consurtants, Manrake-san berieve this-ah what happen. G4M1 production onry stop for one day because Japan-mens run out of Ha-32 engines.
Despite srip and farr attorney trying to drum up business, G4M1 prant start up again and make brand new G4M1 (without enamel ashtrays).

Mandrake-san toggurh off Sarry production to arrow engine production to catch up. Have to tark to SPrior-san to see if Ha-32 production increase.




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BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/9/2014 2:14:23 PM)

Mandrake-san wise to end production of enamerh ashtrays. But - not want butts on airprane froor, so need some kind of ashtray - something distinctry Japanese. Lacquered wood with painted birds perhaps?



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/9/2014 2:50:35 PM)

Japan-mens trying to save racquer for barsa wood Nerrs. Mandrake-san turn of research for empty beer botturh ash trays.



durnedwolf -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/9/2014 3:03:46 PM)

Potential new Japanese mind-warfare strategy: Drop cases of empty beer bottles on the Aussies but spike the cases with a full beer every now and then. Watch the Aussies scramble about looking for a full, unbroken bottle of booze.

for enhanced fun, swap out one of the full beer bottles every now and then with one filled with horse-piss. Relabel the horse-piss bottles as Coors. Aussies won't know the difference. Rowtsa fun!



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/9/2014 3:05:28 PM)

********Airpranes, economy, ash trays, etc.*********

First thing....

DON'T PANIC

It-ah onry January 10, 1942(d).

Good news:

--Japan-mens onry roose 1 rittah DD.

--1/3 or AVG arready destroyed

--Very rittah damage to oir centers in Borneo arready captured

--Japan-mens have enough Bettys to firr out arr new squadrons through 1944 (but not enough yet to upconvert Nerr squadrson)

--Ditto Nerrs

--Fusan now drawing resources and shutturh to Honshu working werr.

--Oir and resource transport from Port Arthur going werr (mostry with larger AKL and 1250 capacity TK's)

--Singapore captured and burn injuries among Japan-mens from dance of framing arsehore becoming ress frequent.

--Port Moresby, Pago Pago and Canton Isrand captured and Suva rikery to farr today

Bad News:

--Arried-mens at Hong Kong not-ah get message about giving up.

--Idiot in charge of China get two brigades wrecked.

--Japan-mens roose track of Arried-mens carriers and troop transports recentry passed Hawaii

--Japan-mens mostry run out of Sarrys from converting crappy Sonia chutai.

--Evidentry Japan-mens supposed to research something.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/9/2014 3:07:15 PM)

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Relabel the horse-piss bottles as Coors.


Seem rike same thing. [:D]



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/9/2014 3:12:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

10:1 vs the ACG??? He have all CAP set at 0 range 100'??? You play'in wit monky in selfie???


Mandrake-san see what-ah happen here. Something go wrong, Japan-mens idiots. Something go right Japan-mens rucky. [:D]



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/9/2014 3:17:26 PM)

Admirar SPrior-san, what-ah think about GreyJoy-san research ideas? GreyJoy-san seem to know what-ah tarking about but might just be Itary-mens bravado.
Onry thing is GreyJoy-san war with PDU off.

http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=3579958&mpage=2



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/9/2014 3:23:44 PM)

Pocahantas Girh put house on market for 2.1 Mirrion. [X(] That-ah rot of money. Even so, rot of peopurh come to rook at house. Maybe rookie-roos.

Mandrake-san hope she get price but mostry naked womans swim parties rearry srow down. Arso, have good time breaking into ex-husband wine cerrar and drink arr of 5 year ord Cabernets.[:D]



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/10/2014 11:41:28 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Onry thing is GreyJoy-san war with PDU off.

http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=3579958&mpage=2



This make-ah big difference. Chickenboy-san recommend Mandrake-san and Rord Admirar review many posted videos and threads on Japanese research and production. Need-ah prace to start?



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/10/2014 12:29:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Onry thing is GreyJoy-san war with PDU off.

http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=3579958&mpage=2



This make-ah big difference. Chickenboy-san recommend Mandrake-san and Rord Admirar review many posted videos and threads on Japanese research and production. Need-ah prace to start?


Depend on how much charge.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/10/2014 12:31:52 PM)

By ra way. New batch of AKE's just reave shipyard at Nagasaki! Pretty soon Japan-mens can rearm arr of batturhsips in one day at Rabaurh.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/10/2014 12:35:23 PM)

One time Mandrake-san rook at frowchart of Japan-mens production and deverop instant migraine.

Now Mandrake-san remember why join war as Arried-mens in past.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/10/2014 1:13:17 PM)

"Advance" on Sian srow. Japan-mens run into rittah yarrow bahstards hiding in woods.

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/10/2014 3:04:36 PM)

OK, Mandrake-san break down and start read manuarh.


Here first pass on probrems:

--Everything West of Hiroshima (incrusivery) have 6 figures of resources sitting around in rain but not getting to Tokyo in rarge amounts? Everything East of Akita have high 4 figure or low 5 figure resources due to Hokkaido-Ominato shutturh. Are the resources rearry getting to Tokyo and just being
consumed very quickry? Theoreticarry Tokyo HI and LI courd consume nearry 100,000 every day! Mandrake-san correct?
Interestingry, Nakajima prant in Tokyo stirr make engines yestahday. This suggest Mandrake-san that resource are getting to Tokyo.

--Seem rike Japan-mens don't need Nakajima Kotobuki engines because onry go in crappy Nates and Craudes.



BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/10/2014 6:15:23 PM)

Hai! Covernt engine prant to Hitachi Amakaze so you can buird more Theresas!

Resource do frow to Tokyo but if bases in between are smarr, the frow is throttred.
Arso, if Tokyo have enough resource I think draw is reduced.



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/10/2014 6:21:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Hai! Covernt engine prant to Hitachi Amakaze so you can buird more Theresas!

Resource do frow to Tokyo but if bases in between are smarr, the frow is throttred.
Arso, if Tokyo have enough resource I think draw is reduced.


Hai Hai.

Now, Mandrake-san, what you do about resarch?



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/10/2014 8:27:00 PM)

Mandrake-san get invitation from Mandrake (II) boyfriend to go to dinner. [X(]

Everyone know what this mean!















Amway



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (11/10/2014 8:34:15 PM)

Starker Girh and Pocahantas Girh get on crusie ship with kids. Crusie rine onry arrow 1 botturh of booze so SG buy X-ray invisiburh bags to smuggurh in vodka. [:D]

Mandrake-san find out womans bring arong mothah of PG to babysit chirdrens at night. [X(][:-]

Everyone get on ship then find out ship not go to sea today because something break....but ship crew not-ah ret off ship. [:D]



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