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zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/1/2014 10:38:25 PM)

On the other hand, I'm glad it's not the real deal [X(].....You know, after bombing Japan in '42.[:D]




zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/1/2014 10:39:08 PM)

Oh look! Here comes one of the staff!



removed! wrong staff.[:D]





Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/1/2014 10:47:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

I'd just like to say for the record (I'm always wrong in this game so you are safe), you two have no chance of winning this. Its like putting two Benny Hills in a nudist colony and telling them to keep their eyes shut.[8D]


That's not entirely fair. [:-]

There's always the possibility of one of the Allied admirals being kidnapped in perpetuity by some Kiowa raiding party. Or meteorite strike. Or a fleet of Rigellian battle cruisers could arrive and spoil the whole show.



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zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/1/2014 10:54:02 PM)

I believe the most likely to be "C", the fleet of Rigellian battle cruisers arrive.




witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/1/2014 11:00:37 PM)

Bah! That was a gimme. There's always a Rigellian battle cruiser arriving in orbit.

They need something infinitely improbable.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/1/2014 11:27:35 PM)

Admirarhr Rord SPrior;

I bereive caucasion-mens making fun of us again.




Rio Bravo -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/2/2014 11:42:22 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

I'd just like to say for the record (I'm always wrong in this game so you are safe), you two have no chance of winning this. Its like putting two Benny Hills in a nudist colony and telling them to keep their eyes shut.[8D]

Just busting up.




zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/8/2014 9:20:36 PM)

I'd just like to say I am having a ball interviewing personnel for your new staff. 


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ps. Dear Madrake and LADM Sprior, I took liberties with the dress code.




zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/8/2014 9:22:56 PM)

of course I'm having a major problem interviewing new TWITs.

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kaleun -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/8/2014 9:41:10 PM)

[X(]




BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/8/2014 9:50:52 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

I'd just like to say I am having a ball interviewing personnel for your new staff. 


[image]local://upfiles/37319/37C6358DADF742378C8E1FAB131C8249.jpg[/image]

ps. Dear Madrake and LADM Sprior, I took liberties with the dress code.

What! You're allowing staff to wear glasses now! Have you no decency!

BTW, that unit is more top-heavy than Fuso and Yamashiro. Bound to cause balance and stability issues.




kaleun -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/8/2014 10:01:35 PM)

Liable to overturn with a single torpedo hit.

Hmm, that's not bad is it?[:D]




Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/9/2014 3:29:01 AM)

I must say that I have a place on my staff for that one. Fnar fnar...




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/9/2014 4:26:43 AM)

Computer problems my end. Just recieived new laptop tonight. It appears I need the DL auth from Matrix


Fortunately, I did register the damn thing.


Simply copying the files with a big flash drive does.....wait for it....NOT work.




witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/9/2014 5:21:44 AM)

It works as far as it goes, but the game's installation does put the serial number or something into a Windows Registry Key which the game checks when it starts up. So basically (unless you put that stuff in manually too) you need to do one installation, then you can copy to the other installations you have (multiple installs to cover the different PBMs, right?) and even copy over the files you 'installed'.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/9/2014 1:30:41 PM)

Dear Miss Penerope;


Thank you for your apprication as Greater Co-prosperity Sphere Engrish ranguage broadcaster. Prease to send picture of your breasteses for security photograph.



Sincerery:


Cpt. Watanaka

Southern Freet Security Officer.





Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/11/2014 5:43:41 PM)

***********Kaga, berow deck, undiscrosed rocation*************


Boilerman First Crass Hara Kenji, risten to this....old harbor . . .a rong rance reaps in....Arizona brow up

Kenji Ahhh...very beautiful. Peacefuh

WO Belushi-san <passing buy...stops...rooks at camera..grabs notepad and rips to shreds> Hara, if I EVER catch you reading that haiku
**** again you are getting your own private bunk...INSIDE boiler number one. And what did I tell you idiots about OPSEC?





uncivil_servant -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/11/2014 10:09:01 PM)

Starting it off with a dual homage to 1941 AND Animal House (Anjin). I see you are trying to appease the ancestral gods of your house to bring you Wa and much Karma.

Belushi-sama forgot to look stage right and say, "ahh so sorry"




Wirraway_Ace -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/11/2014 10:21:12 PM)

WO Belushi is confident that the Germans will take out Pearl Harbor, leaving the KB free to strike Manila and support the drive into the DEI.




poodlebrain -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/11/2014 10:40:27 PM)

Did you run out of Douglas Adams material already?




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2014 4:43:40 PM)

Not at all. Do you think bad Haiku just sprang from the ether?




witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2014 4:50:26 PM)

Whenever you have subversive thoughts, such as that this AAR has run out of material, look at post #98.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2014 5:03:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: witpqs

Whenever you have subversive thoughts, such as that this AAR has run out of material, look at post #98.


Yes! Exactry! Do Japan-mens have to exprain everything? European-mens have big noses but still not get enough oxygen for brains.


Japan-mens officer with name Watanaka trying to get pictures of breastesses of womans. That-ah funny. Japan-mens not-ah going to exprain everything to Coroniarists.




kaleun -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2014 5:25:38 PM)

Clouds gather in sky
The world wonders to start
Cherry blossoms blow away[8|]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2014 5:35:30 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kaleun

Clouds gather in sky
The world wonders to start
Cherry blossoms blow away[8|]


See. Young Kareun gets it. He has-ah Japan-mens sensibirity. Haiku poem about Pearh Harbor must necessarirry drive from
ancient Vogon infruences..




poodlebrain -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2014 7:28:29 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


quote:

ORIGINAL: kaleun

Clouds gather in sky
The world wonders to start
Cherry blossoms blow away[8|]


See. Young Kareun gets it. He has-ah Japan-mens sensibirity. Haiku poem about Pearh Harbor must necessarirry drive from
ancient Vogon infruences..

Your pilots would probably be better off practicing their flying than listening to poetry. It's not easy to throw yourself at the ground and miss.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2014 8:10:27 PM)

**********Pirots Briefing Rome, Akagi, TF 42, undiscrosed rocation, Dec 3, 1942(d)***************


Cmdr Fuchida: Look, as of today, there will be NO, repat NO, haiku or other Vogon-derived poetry in the air group! Do I make myself clear?

Pirots: HAI!

Cmdr Fuchida: And another thing...I don't know where this "throwing yourself at the ground" idea got started. If you want to die for the Emperor then volunteer for the damn sucide subs. Those aircraft BELONG to the Emperor. We need them. This war might last 6 months. We can't have a bunch of hotheads with snotrags on their heads destroying all the equipment. I don't care if you have both arms shot off and the cockpit is on fire. If you have to, use your **** to pull out of the dive. Do I make myself clear?

Pirots: HAI!

Ensign Toyoda: <raises hand and is recognized with a nearly imperceptible nod> Honorable Commander, sir, how do we take out **** if both arms shot off?





Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/13/2014 6:38:02 PM)

We are so going to get our asses kicked.

Should we move OIL from Port Arthur or will the Refinery there use it all...in which case we move the fuel?





Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/13/2014 6:40:07 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
We are so going to get our asses kicked.


Agreed.

quote:


Should we move OIL from Port Arthur or will the Refinery there use it all...in which case we move the fuel?


Move neither for the time being. The HI (heavy industry) in China, Manchuko and Korea will need that fuel. Eventually, you can move some of that oil to the HI (home islands), but nothing you need to focus on right now.




GreyJoy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/13/2014 6:46:54 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

We are so going to get our asses kicked.

Should we move OIL from Port Arthur or will the Refinery there use it all...in which case we move the fuel?





don't need to. Let it there for the moment. Just start ASAP to create CS convoys from Fusan to HI and from Hokkaido to Japan to bring there resources.
You don't even need to immediately start brining fuel/oil from the SRA/DEI. Focus on securing the sealanes first




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