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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/26/2014 2:21:27 PM)
One of Mandrake-san brothah get denim jacket with no arms as gift exchange. [:D][:D][:D] Everyone raugh rike crazy because rook rike one of virrage peopurh. Brothah say to othah brothah: "Rook, I wourd happirry give you extra $15 for sreves" [:D] Everyone stay ovah and eat rike army ants, then drink for 2 hours then eat rike army ants again. BBQ oystahs big hit. Cook ousters on fake aruminum sherr with buttah and garric and secret sauce and then sprinkurh with parmesan and cook on open frame. Absorutery dericious and oystahs rearry fresh and big. Not-ah taste rike petroreum either. 3 dozen disappeah immediatery when army ants find out. It-ah about $70 US and incrude everything except fire and free ovahnight shipping on souped-up C-47. Not-ah sure about Samoa or Guam. Dragosmerchandise.com. Mandrake-san not-ah get commission.

Lecivius -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/26/2014 2:30:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy Hory cow, Cap! That's at reast one day's production of Fretcher DDs in rate 1943! War ovah by then. Pretty sure your right about this.....

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/26/2014 2:34:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lecivius quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy Hory cow, Cap! That's at reast one day's production of Fretcher DDs in rate 1943! War ovah by then. Pretty sure your right about this..... OK funny man. Mandrake-san get-ah joke. Japan-mens know where rive. Send ovah barroon bombs

Lecivius -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/26/2014 2:48:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: Lecivius quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy Hory cow, Cap! That's at reast one day's production of Fretcher DDs in rate 1943! War ovah by then. Pretty sure your right about this..... OK funny man. Mandrake-san get-ah joke. Japan-mens know where rive. Send ovah barroon bombs I ain't afeared, I have the perfect defense [8D] [image]local://upfiles/26061/19603E98ABC64318A69483E060B0F1D9.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/26/2014 5:23:48 PM)
Mandrake-san find out revered fathah of Mandrake-san drive down to Jeep dearership day aftah Christmas to find out how to use buttons in new Jeep. Even when honored ancestor that-ah broody funny[:D]

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/26/2014 5:56:29 PM)
Whire I remember, can I haz battreships at Singers prease? Two wirr do.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/26/2014 6:19:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior Whire I remember, can I haz battreships at Singers prease? Two wirr do. Hai! Fast ones or srow ones?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/26/2014 6:52:32 PM)
OK, send 2 Kongo crass. Arrive about 10d.

Disco Duck -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/26/2014 11:18:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Mandrake-san find out revered fathah of Mandrake-san drive down to Jeep dearership day aftah Christmas to find out how to use buttons in new Jeep. Even when honored ancestor that-ah broody funny[:D] Pretend he didn't read the manual. [:D]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 2:34:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Disco Duck quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Mandrake-san find out revered fathah of Mandrake-san drive down to Jeep dearership day aftah Christmas to find out how to use buttons in new Jeep. Even when honored ancestor that-ah broody funny[:D] Pretend he didn't read the manual. [:D] [:D] Rike fathah, rike son.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 2:36:22 PM)
Suppose Japan-mens sair right up next to isrand (with no recon numbah} with 100 ships and rots of airpranes and mouseovah show no enemy troops ashore...is that reriaburh or Japan-mens perhaps have big surprise?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 2:41:22 PM)
*********January 26, 1942(d)********* Japan-mens not-ah find Honoruru. Othah way around. Honoruru roop around New and Improved Caredonia and then go WNW. Run into support ships trying to run away out in middurh of ocean. Destroyer named Kamikaze not-ah seem to understand concept. Night Time Surface Combat, near Belep Islands at 110,153, Range 8,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Kamikaze AG Noshima, Shell hits 3, Torpedo hits 2, and is sunk AKE Azuchi Maru, Shell hits 3 AKE Shikano Maru, Shell hits 3, heavy fires Allied Ships CL Honolulu DD Hull DD Schley Shikano Maru roaded ammunitions ship with 87 rever fire. 80 mires from Koumac. Dead in the watah. Probabry change name to Brow-up Maru.

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 2:54:31 PM)
quote: reriaburh that Japan-mens perhaps have big surprise

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 2:55:17 PM)
Rord Howe Isrand: Arried-mens ordah Koninklijke Marine to send destroyer on suicide mission but due to ranguage probrem, Dutch-mens misunderstand concept. 4 picket subs...FOUR SCTF....bastards get through to randing force in freaking dayright!. [:@][:@] Japan-mens watching Gojira movies in Officah mess or something. Day Time Surface Combat, near Lord Howe Island at 100,169, Range 11,000 Yards Japanese Ships CM Tsugaru, Shell hits 2, on fire DD Yukikaze, Shell hits 7, heavy fires, heavy damage APD Fuji, Shell hits 16, and is sunk APD Tade xAP Huzi Maru, Shell hits 8, heavy fires, heavy damage Allied Ships DD Witte de With, Shell hits 1 Japanese ground losses: 934 casualties reported Huzi Maru have most of 2nd SNRF aboard. Now most of unit swimming with Oceanic White Tips. CM Tsugaru and APD mange to purr about 300 out of watah. <Mandrake-san begin to quietry sob>

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 3:00:27 PM)
Japan-mens find transports at Rord Howe. This-ah strange. Bringing suppries to stockpire on isrand? Bringing support units to isrand? Ammo eatahs? Commandah of Speciarh Randing Group get cord feet aftah 2/3rd of SNRF farr in burning watah. Sissy boy carr off randing. Day Time Surface Combat, near Lord Howe Island at 100,169, Range 19,000 Yards Japanese Ships CM Tsugaru, on fire DD Yukikaze, heavy fires, heavy damage APD Tade xAP Huzi Maru, heavy fires, heavy damage Allied Ships xAK Mundalla xAK Period

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 3:05:17 PM)
Ah! Mandrake-san discovah what-ah hahppen to one SCTF. Three batturships with Emperor's favorite frower on bow take on deadry 3 inch guns of HMAS Matthew Franders. [:@] Day Time Surface Combat, near Lord Howe Island at 100,169, Range 19,000 Yards Japanese Ships BB Nagato BB Mutsu BB Yamashiro DD Suzukaze DD Mutsuki DD Yayoi Allied Ships xAKL Matthew Flinders, Shell hits 19, and is sunk

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 3:09:50 PM)
Hai! good idea, Nagumo-san, send entire squadron of Vals and 27 Zeroes against 30 year ord rust buckets. Forget about-ah damn Dutch DD. Morning Air attack on TF, near Lord Howe Island at 100,168 Weather in hex: Overcast Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 27 D3A1 Val x 15 Japanese aircraft losses D3A1 Val: 1 damaged Allied Ships xAK Period, Bomb hits 5, and is sunk xAK Mundalla, Bomb hits 4, and is sunk

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 3:12:18 PM)
Dutch-navy-mens drop trousers and point bottoms at Kate pirots. 21 of Emperor's fancy torpedoes wasted. Morning Air attack on TF, near Lord Howe Island at 101,170 Weather in hex: Severe storms Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 8 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 26 B5N2 Kate x 21 Japanese aircraft losses B5N2 Kate: 1 damaged Allied Ships DD Witte de With

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 3:17:24 PM)
OK, finarry, smething good hahppen. 120 mires away from Rord Howe...an Arried-mens transport packed with Arried-mens ground troops. Perhaps an infantry unit? Morning Air attack on TF, near Lord Howe Island at 99,171 Weather in hex: Thunderstorms Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 7 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 9 D3A1 Val x 25 No Japanese losses Allied Ships xAP Matua, Bomb hits 5, heavy fires, heavy damage PC Wilcannia, Bomb hits 1, heavy fires, heavy damage Allied ground losses: 86 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 8 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 4 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Vehicles lost 1 (1 destroyed, 0 disabled) Aircraft Attacking: 17 x D3A1 Val releasing from 3000' Naval Attack: 1 x 250 kg SAP Bomb 4 x D3A1 Val releasing from 1000' Naval Attack: 1 x 250 kg SAP Bomb 4 x D3A1 Val releasing from 2000' Naval Attack: 1 x 250 kg SAP Bomb Massive explosion on xAP Matua Heavy smoke from fires obscuring xAP Matua Heavy smoke from fires obscuring PC Wilcannia

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 3:19:33 PM)
Not-ah so funny now <labial fricative sound> Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Lord Howe Island at 101,170 Weather in hex: Overcast Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 7 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 27 D3A1 Val x 15 Japanese aircraft losses D3A1 Val: 1 damaged Allied Ships DD Witte de With, Bomb hits 4, heavy fires, heavy damage Aircraft Attacking: 15 x D3A1 Val releasing from 1000' Naval Attack: 1 x 250 kg SAP Bomb Heavy smoke from fires obscuring DD Witte de With

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 3:20:57 PM)
Rooks rike whorhe infantry battarions. Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Lord Howe Island at 99,171 Weather in hex: Partial cloud Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 7 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 33 B5N2 Kate x 21 Japanese aircraft losses B5N2 Kate: 1 damaged Allied Ships xAP Matua, Torpedo hits 3, and is sunk Allied ground losses: 1184 casualties reported Squads: 51 destroyed, 23 disabled Non Combat: 11 destroyed, 6 disabled Engineers: 5 destroyed, 0 disabled Guns lost 14 (10 destroyed, 4 disabled) Vehicles lost 2 (2 destroyed, 0 disabled)

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 3:24:03 PM)
Nerrs from Noumea find Honoruru but onry 6 in attack. Miss target with bombs.

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 3:26:54 PM)
Crappy day for Imperiar Navy.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 3:28:47 PM)
Japan-mens cross rivah south of Parembang. Mostry find various types of brown-mens with Engrish and Dutch officahs. Unit from Borneo fight rike wird men. Ground combat at Sambas (57,88) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 3577 troops, 18 guns, 42 vehicles, Assault Value = 122 Defending force 2060 troops, 3 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 47 Japanese adjusted assault: 45 Allied adjusted defense: 13 Japanese assault odds: 3 to 1 (fort level 1) Japanese forces CAPTURE Sambas !!! Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), preparation(-), morale(-), experience(-) Attacker: shock(+), fatigue(-) Japanese ground losses: 486 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 31 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Allied ground losses: 658 casualties reported Squads: 20 destroyed, 9 disabled Non Combat: 12 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Units retreated 6 Defeated Allied Units Retreating! Assaulting units: I./4th Infantry Battalion II./4th Infantry Battalion 2nd Recon Regiment Defending units: Sarawak Force West Borneo KNIL Battalion 2/15 Punjab Battalion 106th RN Base Force Singkawang Base Force Pontianak Base Force /1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 3:36:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior Crappy day for Imperiar Navy. Hai! No kidding. Rousy 15 year ord DD with 4 inch guns find one key ship. Japan-mens probabry can attack with 300 men stir arrive but-ah have to find out what on isrand because it crassified as atorr.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 3:55:58 PM)
3 BB's, 13 DD's, 3 CA's (not counting escorts) unaburh to stop Witt de With. Bah. Mandrake-san just rook a survivors of SNRF. 100% disaburhd. Have to be someone erse do attack. Perhaps security troops of some of support troops can take isrand if not-ah much AV ashore? Otherwise have to be reinforcments from Noumea or 4th Div.

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 4:04:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Japanese forces CAPTURE Sambas !!! What are Sambas? Are rike coconuts?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 4:11:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Japanese forces CAPTURE Sambas !!! What are Sambas? Are rike coconuts? Hai! Usuarry two coconuts. [image]http://ellecorbeau.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/samba-4.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 4:13:05 PM)
Wow...Mandrake-san not-ah rearize how big picture. Rots of detair. Maybe take picture down? Nah.

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/28/2014 4:18:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Wow...Mandrake-san not-ah rearize how big picture. Rots of detair. Maybe take picture down? Nah. At least wait 'till I finish printing out poster-size.

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