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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/3/2015 6:00:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior I said Prome not Rome. If get-ah past Gibrarter, Rome not-ah too bad. Mandrake-san send Chikuma...oh...wait perhaps not.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/3/2015 6:03:11 PM)
*********January 28, 1942(d)********** A-24 pirots eat Wheaties and probabry seroids too. 1000 lb hit Chikuma...and just keep going. Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Rockhampton at 99,152 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid spotted at 15 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 5 minutes Japanese aircraft no flights Allied aircraft A-24 Banshee x 11 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses A-24 Banshee: 1 damaged A-24 Banshee: 1 destroyed by flak Japanese Ships CA Ashigara xAP Ussuri Maru CA Myoko, Bomb hits 1, on fire CA Chikuma, Bomb hits 1, and is sunk Aircraft Attacking: 3 x A-24 Banshee releasing from 2000' Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb 2 x A-24 Banshee releasing from 2000' Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb 5 x A-24 Banshee releasing from 3000' Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb Magazine explodes on CA Chikuma Darien Maru under weather too. Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Rockhampton at 99,152 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid spotted at 4 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 1 minutes Allied aircraft A-24 Banshee x 9 No Allied losses Japanese Ships xAP Dairen Maru, Bomb hits 2, heavy fires, heavy damage xAP Hakone Maru, Bomb hits 1 Japanese ground losses: 607 casualties reported Squads: 10 destroyed, 24 disabled Non Combat: 3 destroyed, 8 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 6 disabled Guns lost 17 (5 destroyed, 12 disabled) Aircraft Attacking: 5 x A-24 Banshee releasing from 3000' Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb 4 x A-24 Banshee releasing from 2000' Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb Heavy smoke from fires obscuring xAP Dairen Maru

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/3/2015 6:08:32 PM)
I ask-ah Mist-ah Hitrer to take Gibrartar but no, he go to Russ-ah instead. He frickin' iriot.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/3/2015 6:17:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior I ask-ah Mist-ah Hitrer to take Gibrartar but no, he go to Russ-ah instead. He frickin' iriot. Hai! Hitrer comprete iriot. Send out batturhship against Arried-mens carriers. Pretty sure Goerburhs got beat up as chirdrens too.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/3/2015 11:13:55 PM)
Wrong war.

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/4/2015 1:08:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Wrong war. Is this joke about Japan-men's golfer, too much sake and a prostitute? That one a make a me raff!

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/4/2015 9:29:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Wrong war. Is this joke about Japan-men's golfer, too much sake and a prostitute? That one a make a me raff! Is that joke about whore worrd being at war?

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/4/2015 3:05:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Wrong war. Is this joke about Japan-men's golfer, too much sake and a prostitute? That one a make a me raff! Is that joke about whore worrd being at war? No. Punchrine invorve 'wrong hore' though.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 2:36:43 PM)
Mandrake-san just-ah notice since join side of Japan-mens entire street apparentry having trouburh obtaining ruxury motor vehicurhs from Arried-mens. Not-ah see any more Range Rovahs and used to be arr ovah prace with speciurh bush guards even though womans drivers nevah go anywhere near dirt. Now, it possiburh everyone find out Range Rovahs crappy and break down arr of time but, more rikery, boat not-ah come here anymore. Ssme thing on Escarades. Now repraced with giant Toyo-dahs and Daihatsu burrdozers. Arso, not-ah see Rorrs Royce since Mistah Borrywood with hot memsahib move out. Now 3 Mazeratti on street. Bunch of Mercedes. Even Porsche. Even housekeepahs drive Korea-mens cars.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 2:50:56 PM)
More things that-ah hahppen from 1-29. This-ah pretty funny. I-154 try to take short-cut. Idiot captain eat too much Wheaties. TF 51 encounters mine field at Soerabaja (56,104) Japanese Ships SS I-154, Mine hits 1, on fire Parembang: Arried-mens bombers attack Parembang 3x every night. Oscar pirots getting tired. Second oir point brow up. Japan-mens need more energetic remedy. Night Air attack on Palembang , at 48,91 Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 5 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-43-Ic Oscar x 1 Allied aircraft B-17D Fortress x 2 No Japanese losses No Allied losses Oil hits 1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 3:01:40 PM)
Rockhampton: Annoying Arried-mens send Cucarachas del Mar to try to save average Austraria-mens town. It-ah not work. Night Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 95,152, Range 8,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Nachi DD Hatakaze Allied Ships PT-40 PT-42 PT-43 PT-44, Shell hits 1 Wait a minute. Where damn coastarh artirrary come from? It-ah rike Arried-mens not-ah rearize war ovah arready. Night Naval bombardment of Rockhampton at 95,152 - Coastal Guns Fire Back! 14 Coastal gun shots fired in defense. Japanese Ships CA Nachi Allied ground losses: 44 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled F1M2 Pete acting as spotter for CA Nachi 5th RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment firing at CA Nachi CA Nachi firing at 5th RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment Cucarachas del Mar break in among transports. Broody cucarachas! Japan-mens need more DDT. Day Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 95,152, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Numakaze SC Ch 4 SC Ch 12 SC Ch 19 xAK Amagisan Maru xAK Azumasan Maru, Shell hits 1 xAK Katuragi Maru xAK Kumagawa Maru xAK Tatukami Maru xAK Yokohama Maru xAP Hakone Maru xAP Haruna Maru xAP Kashima Maru xAP Kokuryu Maru xAP Hoten Maru, Shell hits 1 xAP Keihuku Maru xAP Ussuri Maru CM Takashima Allied Ships PT-20 PT-36 PT-37 PT-38 PT-39, Shell hits 3, and is sunk Cucarachas set on "Don't stop untirh arready brow up" Day Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 95,152, Range 18,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Ashigara DD Arare DD Hatsushima DD Sanae DD Hasu DD Susuki Allied Ships PT-45, Shell hits 1, and is sunk PT-46, Shell hits 1, and is sunk PT-47, Shell hits 1, and is sunk

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 3:23:20 PM)
Aftah disastah previous day when magazine brow up on bitchen Japan-mens cruiser, Japan-mens move KB to covah randing. Morning Air attack on TF, near Rockhampton at 95,152 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 13 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 4 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 49 Allied aircraft A-24 Banshee x 9 P-40E Warhawk x 12 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses A-24 Banshee: 4 destroyed, 4 damaged P-40E Warhawk: 4 destroyed Japanese Ships xAP Hakone Maru, Bomb hits 1 xAP Kashima Maru Japanese ground losses: 9 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Japan-mens hsourd have done this first time. I brame staff. Morning Air attack on TF, near Rockhampton at 95,152 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid spotted at 9 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 3 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 41 Allied aircraft A-24 Banshee x 9 P-40E Warhawk x 12 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed Allied aircraft losses A-24 Banshee: 4 destroyed, 3 damaged P-40E Warhawk: 3 destroyed Japanese Ships xAK Amagisan Maru SC Ch 4 Aircraft Attacking: 3 x A-24 Banshee releasing from 2000' Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb Arried-mens keep going even though most of them brow up. Morning Air attack on TF, near Bundaberg at 97,153 Weather in hex: Severe storms Raid detected at 34 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 13 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 23 Allied aircraft A-24 Banshee x 2 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses A-24 Banshee: 1 destroyed A-24 Banshee: 1 destroyed by flak Japanese Ships BB Kirishima Broody herr. Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Rockhampton at 95,152 Weather in hex: Light rain Raid spotted at 13 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 4 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 15 Allied aircraft A-24 Banshee x 2 P-40E Warhawk x 3 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed Japanese Ships xAP Kokuryu Maru, Bomb hits 2, on fire Japanese ground losses: 89 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 8 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Guns lost 2 (1 destroyed, 1 disabled)

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 3:33:54 PM)
Kates ordered to brow up some of defendahs of average Austraria-mens town that-ah just hahppen to have rever 3 airfierd. Afternoon Air attack on 5th RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment, at 95,152 (Rockhampton) Weather in hex: Light rain Raid detected at 39 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 16 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 27 B5N2 Kate x 88 Japanese aircraft losses B5N2 Kate: 4 damaged Allied ground losses: 87 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 8 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Nobody terr Japan-mens Rockhampton rike North Shore of Oahu. Amphibious Assault at Rockhampton (95,152) TF 163 troops unloading over beach at Rockhampton, 95,152 Japanese ground losses: 263 casualties reported Squads: 13 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 4 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Guns lost 1 (1 destroyed, 0 disabled) Vehicles lost 1 (1 destroyed, 0 disabled) 20 troops of a IJN Const Labor Sq lost overboard during unload of 6th Naval Const Bn 17 troops of a IJA Inf Squad lost in surf during unload of 4th Div /2 17 troops of a IJA Inf Squad lost overboard during unload of 4th Div /2 15 Naval Support troops lost in surf during unload of 23rd Special Base Force 17 troops of a IJA Inf Squad lost in surf during unload of 4th Div 12 troops of a IJA HMG Section lost in surf during unload of 4th Div 17 troops of a IJA Inf Squad lost in surf during unload of 4th Div 12 troops of a IJA HMG Section lost overboard during unload of 4th Div /5 17 troops of a IJA Inf Squad lost overboard during unload of 4th Div /5 17 troops of a IJA Inf Squad lost overboard during unload of 4th Div /6 17 troops of a IJA Inf Squad lost overboard during unload of 4th Div /7 15 Support troops lost overboard during unload of 4th Div /7 15 Support troops lost from landing craft during unload of 4th Div /7 17 troops of a IJA Inf Squad lost in surf during unload of 4th Div /8 17 troops of a IJA Inf Squad lost in surf during unload of 4th Div /9 13.2mm T93 AAMG lost from landing craft during unload of 44th Fld AA Bn Type 97 Medium Tank accidentally lost during unload of 2nd Tank Rgt

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 3:47:40 PM)
It rook rike Arried-mens not exacatary surprised. Fortunatery, most of Arried-mens reserve units and not-ah exacatary at furr strength. Ground combat at Rockhampton (95,152) Allied Bombardment attack Attacking force 2949 troops, 118 guns, 47 vehicles, Assault Value = 120 Defending force 11279 troops, 146 guns, 66 vehicles, Assault Value = 397 Japanese ground losses: 92 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 4 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Allied ground losses: 24 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Assaulting units: 2/5th Armoured Regiment 2/8th Armoured Regiment 2/10th Armoured Regiment 5th RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment 2nd RAAF Base Force 4th Australian Lt AA Regiment 1st Medium Regiment Eastern Command 2/16th Field Regiment 2nd RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment Defending units: 4th Div /1 2nd Tank Rgt /1 44th Field AA Battalion 7th Port Unit 6th Naval Construction Battalion 48th Field AA Battalion 23rd Special Base Force /1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 3:58:15 PM)
Despite arr of noise, 4th Div ashore in pretty good ordah and commandah rike to eat grass. Japan-mens attack tomorrow aftah bombardment by batturships. [image]local://upfiles/7983/18479FEDAC1E49ED8057ABA3279D054D.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 4:02:10 PM)
Left ovah restaurant hamburger if fridge. On package say "DON'T EAT. I RICKED THIS" [:D][:D][:D]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 4:12:22 PM)
Nadi: The rast of Kimura Det. unroading at Nadi. Arried-mens try to sneak up but this time Japan-mens cruisers not-ah rooking at frying fish or ruminescent argae.Sissy-boy Japan-mens commandah not-ah fight too hard but at reast transports protected. Day Time Surface Combat, near Nadi at 131,160, Range 17,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Aoba CA Kako, Shell hits 1 CL Nagara DD Sagiri DD Asanagi, Shell hits 2, on fire DD Fuyo Allied Ships CA Canberra, Shell hits 2 CL Raleigh, Shell hits 1 DD Phelps DD Fox, Shell hits 1, on fire

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 4:16:22 PM)
Annoying Aderaid show up at Pago Pago which not have Mavissess yet but Mandrake-san figure about time for this so transports in port. E-boat get brown up. Day Time Surface Combat, near Pago Pago at 148,161, Range 16,000 Yards Japanese Ships E Hachijo, Shell hits 5, and is sunk Allied Ships CL Adelaide CL Concord DD Cassin DD Le Triomphant

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 4:17:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Despite arr of noise, 4th Div ashore in pretty good ordah and commandah rike to eat grass. Japan-mens attack tomorrow aftah bombardment by batturships. Shock ah-attack on first day after randing? Is that rearry necessary?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 4:22:57 PM)
480 mires North of Samoa: This-ah most interesting thing. Japan-mens find at reast 2 Arried-mens carriers trying to sneak through gap between Samoa and Canton (Isrand not city). Submarien tender headed to Samoa get off radio signarh before brow up. Arreid-mens carriers stir have crappy Brewsters. Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Funafuti at 143,150 Weather in hex: Overcast Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 19,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 7 minutes Allied aircraft F2A-3 Buffalo x 6 F4F-3A Wildcat x 10 F4F-3 Wildcat x 26 SBD-2 Dauntless x 17 SBD-3 Dauntless x 17 No Allied losses Japanese Ships CM Tokiwa, Bomb hits 7, heavy fires, heavy damage AS Jingei, Bomb hits 2, heavy fires, heavy damage

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 4:33:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Despite arr of noise, 4th Div ashore in pretty good ordah and commandah rike to eat grass. Japan-mens attack tomorrow aftah bombardment by batturships. Shock ah-attack on first day after randing? Is that rearry necessary? Hai! It-ah what carr "shock and awe". Lt Gen Kitano try to make anuarh bonus.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 4:38:16 PM)
Arried-mens carriers perhaps 3 days from Fiji attack, 4-5 days from Corar Sea or Noumea. Most rikery Arried-mens carriers not-ah come ovah to Corar Sea now that Japan-mens spot them but some transports in Corar Sea stir have to tur around.

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 4:58:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Nobody terr Japan-mens Rockhampton rike North Shore of Oahu. Crue in name, ROCKhampton.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 5:10:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Nobody terr Japan-mens Rockhampton rike North Shore of Oahu. Crue in name, ROCKhampton. Engrish second ranguage

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 5:12:49 PM)
By ra way, Kongo reave Nagasaki with coupurh dents. Head for Singapores. Haruna and Kirishima arso coming to Singapores but take a whire.

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 5:56:59 PM)
We head for Prome with many, many cruis-ahs. (Not that kind you pervs)

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 6:07:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior We head for Prome with many, many cruis-ahs. (Not that kind you pervs) Hai! Bring rots of war canoes because Prince of Wares might be fixed and apparentry not in Austraria. Repurse probabry stirr broken.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 6:21:18 PM)
Royarh Sovereign and Indomitaburh arso probabry at Corombo by now. By Mandrake-san estimate Royarh Navy have perhaps 3 destroyers for use in Bay of Bengal. This means probabry British-mens crazy to try to use Indomitaburh with 30 IJN DD's and many submarines around.

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 7:53:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Arried-mens carriers perhaps 3 days from Fiji attack, 4-5 days from Corar Sea or Noumea. Most rikery Arried-mens carriers not-ah come ovah to Corar Sea now that Japan-mens spot them but some transports in Corar Sea stir have to tur around. That not keeping with Captain Mandrake-san's navar traditions. Usuarry, you keep sending the transports to their doom. Why the sudden change in heart?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/6/2015 7:56:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Arried-mens carriers perhaps 3 days from Fiji attack, 4-5 days from Corar Sea or Noumea. Most rikery Arried-mens carriers not-ah come ovah to Corar Sea now that Japan-mens spot them but some transports in Corar Sea stir have to tur around. That not keeping with Captain Mandrake-san's navar traditions. Usuarry, you keep sending the transports to their doom. Why the sudden change in heart? Onry when not-ah find out ahead of time.

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