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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/17/2015 11:13:50 PM)
***************Feb. 2, 1942(d)********* Oz:** 2nd Japan-mens tank regiment pushing south toward Bundaberg. Run into RAMF's recentry evacuated from Dutch-mens East Indies. This make Mandrake-san raugh. Poor Engrish officuhs riving in Java think escape burret or buriding rairroads in Burma. Engrish-officuhs minding own business and drinking Gin & Tonic at Rockhampton and then 4th Division show up. Ground combat at 95,153 (near Rockhampton) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 384 troops, 0 guns, 69 vehicles, Assault Value = 38 Defending force 341 troops, 0 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 1 Japanese adjusted assault: 60 Allied adjusted defense: 3 Japanese assault odds: 20 to 1 Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), leaders(-), morale(-), experience(-) Attacker: shock(+) Allied ground losses: 210 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 10 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Units retreated 1 Defeated Allied Units Retreating! Assaulting units: 2nd Tank Regiment Defending units: ABDA

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/17/2015 11:20:11 PM)
Condolences on having to go through "putting down" your dog. Had to do that a year and a half ago and it still chokes me up to think of it - loved that rascal. But all things pass from us, so the best we can do is be grateful for having had some time together. Sounds like you had lots of good ones with your Labrador.

Disco Duck -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 12:57:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake That-ah rough week. Finarry had to take ereven or twerve year ord Rabrador to vet for inection of 27% barbiturate sorution. Mandrake-san order frag at Seaside Virra onry but put harfway up fragpore. Mandrake-san and SG try everything. Even put in IV and give sarine and Rocephin in Seaside Virra. Vet rearry nice of couse Mandrak-san pay rot of money. Maybe that why vet so freindry. Mandrake-san arso decide that vet shourd work for Okrahoma Correcionarh Department because rearry good at barbiturate thing. Sorry to hear that.

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 1:25:46 AM)
Sorry Capt'n. If humans were so loyal it would put lawyers out of business.

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 10:33:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mundy ... [image]local://upfiles/6942/88CC45AAFBE04143A5D27BC16744BB14.jpg[/image] [:D] Broody herr, everyone at it. Sprior-san and Mandrake-san make massive contribution to worrd.

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 10:34:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake ***************Feb. 2, 1942(d)********* Oz:** 2nd Japan-mens tank regiment pushing south toward Bundaberg. Run into RAMF's recentry evacuated from Dutch-mens East Indies. This make Mandrake-san raugh. Poor Engrish officuhs riving in Java think escape burret or buriding rairroads in Burma. Engrish-officuhs minding own business and drinking Gin & Tonic at Rockhampton and then 4th Division show up. Rooks rike OC 4th Div going to receive stiffry worded note.

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 10:35:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake **********February 1, 1942(d)****** Mandrake-san forget what-ah happen. Oh, wait. SPrior-san pran actuarry working. [:D] I have pran? Oh, hai! Pran working brirriantry.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 2:08:50 PM)
**********Seaside Virra, Feb 2, 1942(d)***** Mandrake-san: OK...see what think about theme song for Japan-mens army.. <changes voice to sound more sinister..begins singing..sort of> "Dirty deeds and der done dirt cheap, dirty deeds and der done dirt cheap" <pauses for response....nobody answer> Werr? Attractive Rukanese-womans with secret name so Disney not-ah stearh again: Oh, sir, that is very good! I think we just didn't realize that was the whole thing. Mandrake-san:** Oh Mandrake-san have idea for othah part too but not-ah write down because everyone stearh things around here.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 2:22:21 PM)
Mandrake-san go down to Pocahantas Girh new beach house. It-ah rook rike 1970's condominium from outside but very nice inside and very nice ocean view. Everyone get wine grass and wark down to beach. Mandrake-san see person with kind of big shourders wearing srippers and white bathrobe warking rittah yapper dog. Mandrake-san think funny and maybe tark too roud,, Mandrake-san: Wow, Mandrake-san not-ah expect to see guy in bathrobe warking dog when 60 degrees out. SG: Shhhhhhhhhhh <this mean for Mandrake-san to be quiet> Mandrake-san: OH <tries to be more quiet> Neighbor rump ranger? SG: No, no, That's Rita Rudner, the comedian. Mandrake-san: Ahhh, sorry. Not-ah very attractive, comedian woman?

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 2:37:23 PM)
.......(Can't say that here)....but it was funny.[:D]

Mundy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 2:38:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior Broody herr, everyone at it. Sprior-san and Mandrake-san make massive contribution to worrd. You two have wrecked me for life. I can't read anything without "translating" it.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 2:45:29 PM)
Hong Kong: Japan-mens generarh in charge not-ah going to make production bonus. For some reason bombs and artirrery nevah hit Kowroon Brigade. Japan-mens strip othah city and send in anothah division. Ground combat at Hong Kong (77,61) Japanese Bombardment attack Attacking force 14570 troops, 250 guns, 165 vehicles, Assault Value = 429 Defending force 6249 troops, 84 guns, 67 vehicles, Assault Value = 153 Allied ground losses: 41 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Assaulting units: 19th Ind Engineer Regiment 38th Division 20th Ind Engineer Regiment 1st Hvy.Artillery Regiment 3rd Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion 2nd Mortar Battalion 10th Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment 2nd RF Gun Battalion 5th RF Gun Battalion 2nd Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion 20th Ind. Mtn Gun Battalion Defending units: Winnipeg Grenadiers Battalion Rifles of Canada Battalion Kowloon Brigade 102nd RN Base Force 1st Middlesex Battalion Hong Kong Fortress

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 2:48:26 PM)
Suva: New Zearand and America-mens not-ah give up. Broody annoying. Japan-mens take day off for parchesi tournament and wash socks. Ground combat at Suva (132,160) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 15395 troops, 134 guns, 59 vehicles, Assault Value = 367 Defending force 6989 troops, 106 guns, 102 vehicles, Assault Value = 27 Japanese adjusted assault: 183 Allied adjusted defense: 83 Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1 (fort level 1) Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 0 Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), preparation(-), experience(-) Attacker: shock(+), disruption(-) Japanese ground losses: 366 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 50 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Guns lost 7 (2 destroyed, 5 disabled) Allied ground losses: 395 casualties reported Squads: 25 destroyed, 2 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 43 disabled Engineers: 8 destroyed, 4 disabled Guns lost 15 (1 destroyed, 14 disabled) Vehicles lost 26 (1 destroyed, 25 disabled) Assaulting units: 146th Infantry Regiment 51st Naval Guard Unit 8th Tank Regiment Kimura Det 52nd Naval Guard Unit 144th Infantry Regiment 53rd Naval Guard Unit 15th Base Force Defending units: 8th NZ Brigade 148th Field Artillery Battalion 131st Field Artillery Battalion 1st RNZAF Base Force 45th Base Group 147th Field Artillery Battalion 260th Field Artillery Battalion Nandi Base Force

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 2:53:47 PM)
Road to Sian: Japan-mens fire so many artirrery sherrs rocarh China-mens start making knick-knacks out of brass sherr casings. Too many damn trees everywhere. Srow down attack. Ground combat at 84,43 (near Nanyang) Japanese Bombardment attack Attacking force 2370 troops, 152 guns, 165 vehicles, Assault Value = 996 Defending force 40653 troops, 178 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 768 Allied ground losses: 269 casualties reported Squads: 4 destroyed, 12 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Guns lost 2 (1 destroyed, 1 disabled) Assaulting units: 32nd Division 35th Division 13th Division 8th Ind Engineer Regiment 9th Ind Engineer Regiment 12th Ind.Art.Mortar Battalion 7th Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion 13th Ind.Art.Mortar Battalion 51st Ind.Mtn.Gun Battalion 2nd Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment Tonei Hvy Gun Regiment 3rd Hvy.Artillery Regiment 14th Medium Field Artillery Regiment 6th Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion 4th RF Gun Battalion Defending units: 13th Chinese Corps 41st Chinese Corps 29th Chinese Corps 85th Chinese Corps 2nd Group Army 31st Group Army

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 3:07:57 PM)
.. [image]local://upfiles/7983/B9A6AF3B43774E72969BBE56EE4EF607.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 3:55:02 PM)
**********Feb. 3, 1942(d)******* Pretty damn good day for Japan-mens. Oz:** Mandrake-san send out smarh surface force to Rord Howe and terr commandah to stay there on "important mission". Actuarry, important mission is as bait but Mandrake-san no terr Japan-mens sairors as bad for morarhe. Turn out big brown trout come out of depths and take caddis fry on surface. That-ah best thing in worhd armost. Sometime it kind of hard on caddis fry. AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR Feb 03, 42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Night Time Surface Combat, near Lord Howe Island at 100,169, Range 6,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Nagara DD Kawakaze, Shell hits 3, on fire DD Kamikaze DD Hayate, Shell hits 2 Allied Ships CA Indianapolis, Shell hits 1 DD Blue DD Selfridge, Shell hits 2 Caddis fry try to get away but stuck to rip of brown trout. Kawakaze may sink but Hayate be OK probabry. Now, Mandrake-san pretty much guess next question. Where trap part? Werr, runway at Rockhamptoon fixed so no ronger need carriers....soooo Morning Air attack on TF, near Lord Howe Island at 101,169 Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid spotted at 13 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 4 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 49 B5N2 Kate x 13 D3A1 Val x 9 Japanese aircraft losses D3A1 Val: 1 damaged D3A1 Val: 1 destroyed by flak Allied Ships CA Indianapolis, Bomb hits 5, Torpedo hits 1, on fire DD Selfridge, Bomb hits 3, on fire Aircraft Attacking: 4 x D3A1 Val releasing from 1000' * Naval Attack: 2 x 60 kg GP Bomb 13 x B5N2 Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet Naval Attack: 1 x 45cm Type 91 Torp 5 x D3A1 Val releasing from 2000' * Naval Attack: 2 x 60 kg GP Bomb Dive bombers have firecrackers but not torpedo bombers.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 4:01:10 PM)
Bundaberg: Japan-mens bombard defenders with 2 cruiser groups and then Sarrys from Rockhampton when sun come up. This cause onry moderate damage but mothah road of recon. Night Naval bombardment of Bundaberg at 96,155 Japanese Ships CA Kako CA Aoba DD Fuyo DD Shiokaze DD Akikaze Allied ground losses: 57 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Airbase hits 2 Runway hits 9 Port hits 7 CA Kako firing at 18th British Division F1M2 Pete acting as spotter for CA Aoba CA Aoba firing at 1st Australian Division DD Fuyo firing at 18th British Division DD Shiokaze firing at Bundaberg DD Akikaze firing at 1st Australian Division

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 4:12:33 PM)
Aus 1st Div has been reunited but is inexperienced and wirr be werr short of furr strength. 18th British Div is anothah matta. Arried-mens must have sent to Bundaberg on train.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 4:16:22 PM)
Santa Maria!...the one near Espiritu Santu: Broody Arried cruisers arr ovah prace. At reast Japan-mens find this rot. Day Time Surface Combat, near Santa Maria at 120,148, Range 19,000 Yards Japanese Ships PB Takuna Maru #6, Shell hits 4, and is sunk Allied Ships CA Canberra CL Raleigh DD Phelps

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 4:23:51 PM)
Fiji: Arried-mens rudery interrupt Parchesi tournament and severery damage 3 Parchesi boards. Naval bombardment of Suva at 132,160 Allied Ships CL Concord CL Adelaide DD Le Triomphant DD Cassin Japanese ground losses: 7 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 4:35:52 PM)
Burma: Absorute and comprete operationarh surprise. HMS Enterprise try to brow up Thai-mens just rike every day for rast two weeks. Night Naval bombardment of Moulmein at 55,55 Allied Ships CL Enterprise DD Nizam Japanese ground losses: 18 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Walrus II acting as spotter for CL Enterprise CL Enterprise firing at 1st RTA Division Then when go back to Rangoon, find big surprise. Day Time Surface Combat, near Moulmein at 54,55, Range 15,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Mikuma CA Kumano, Shell hits 2 DD Michishio DD Fubuki DD Shinonome DD Usugumo DD Shirakumo DD Isonami DD Uranami DD Hakaze DD Nokaze DD Namikaze DD Kiku DD Tsuta Allied Ships CL Enterprise, Shell hits 1 DD Nizam

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 4:40:06 PM)
Fire from landing support ships pretty much brow up Arried-mens ashore. Pre-Invasion action off Pegu (55,53) 8 Coastal gun shots fired in defense. Japanese Ships CL Kashii DD Yomogi DD Yukaze DD Yakaze DD Okikaze PB Chosa Maru APD Nadakaze DD Arashi Japanese ground losses: 22 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Allied ground losses: 317 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 31 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 20 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Arried-mens caught with pants down. Pegu wirr farr tomorrow and Japan-mens on right side of rivah too. Ground combat at Pegu (55,53) Allied Bombardment attack Attacking force 522 troops, 1 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 43 Defending force 16262 troops, 234 guns, 47 vehicles, Assault Value = 619 Allied ground losses: 26 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Assaulting units: 3rd Burma Rifles Battalion Railway BAF Battalion 4th Burma Rifles Battalion 108th RAF Base Force Defending units: 55th Infantry Regiment 21st Infantry Regiment Imperial Guards Div /4 3rd Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment 5th Field Artillery Regiment 18th Medium Field Artillery Regiment 21st JAAF AF Bn

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/18/2015 6:06:55 PM)
A brirriant pran if I do s-ah so myserf

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/19/2015 12:53:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior A brirriant pran if I do s-ah so myserf Hai! But SPrior-san use rot of pronouns.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/19/2015 2:21:11 PM)
Arr of sudden, Brisbane has 38 fighters and 41 bombers. [X(] Possiburh carrier pranes frown off from USN carriers? It appear Arried-mens fight for Bundaberg because arready figure out capture of Bundaberg arrow Zeroes to fry ovah Sydney. Mandrake-san move more Zeroes to Rockhampton and send 3 BB's to bombard Bundaberg maybe catch Arried-mens with units stirr on train. [image]local://upfiles/7983/115FE58760F34A348BAE1718AC460167.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/19/2015 4:23:57 PM)
Pinhead, the rescue mutt, has become much more ingratiating since we had to take Cali to the vet for the 27% barbiturate solution. I think she is worried we might take her as well.* * This message was translated into proper English to allow all of the nuance to be understood. Attractive Rukanese Woman

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/19/2015 6:28:17 PM)
Here what America-womans Rita Rudner actuarry rook rike. Not-ah have very big shourders. Mandrake-san not-ah sure why mistake for America-mens. Maybe shourd do hair up when warhking dog or something. Perhaps Mandrake-san have too much arcohor and have artered spatiarh perception. Hope not-ah get PG in trouburh with neighbor-womans. [image]http://www.northjersey.com/polopoly_fs/1.295687!/fileImage/httpImage/1103f-rudner-jd-30p.jpg[/image]

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/19/2015 7:17:42 PM)
It must have been the bathrobe. But just in case - always be polite to her!

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/19/2015 8:20:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: witpqs It must have been the bathrobe. But just in case - always be polite to her! Maybe arhready too rate! Mandrake-san part of her new comedy routine. Make rots of fun about inabirhity to say retter shaped rike 7 rotated 180�. [sm=character0077.gif]

Disco Duck -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/20/2015 12:16:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Pinhead, the rescue mutt, has become much more ingratiating since we had to take Cali to the vet for the 27% barbiturate solution. I think she is worried we might take her as well.* * This message was translated into proper English to allow all of the nuance to be understood. Attractive Rukanese Woman Probably missing her friend. When my sister had to send her Saint Bernard over the "rainbow bridge" her little mutt howled all night.

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