RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/1/2015 1:47:00 PM)
Hai! Here some good rures: 1) Nevah buird ratrine uphirr from watah werr 2) Nevah buy from Siam-mens fisher-mens. Navah hear about ice. 3) Arways reave fish-head soup on for rong time to kirr everytghing.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/1/2015 2:12:58 PM)
************March 24, 1942(d)*********** Rockhampton:** Interrigence showed Arried-dogs surface ship heading NE near Maryborough. Japan-mens figure out probabry surface raid on Rockhampton or Bundaberg so send hand serected surface groups both bases to protect airpranes. Arr of support ships send to port and Japan-mens wait for fun time. Night Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 95,152, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Aoba, Shell hits 1 DD Hagikaze, Shell hits 1 DD Tanikaze, Shell hits 1 DD Arare DD Harukaze DD Tachikaze Allied Ships CA San Francisco DD Preston DD Cushing DD MacDonough OK, that-ah pathetic. Japan-mens "surprise" America-mens. Maybe turn off headrights for night batturhs. Here bombardment force for Maryborough. Mandrake-san send Maya arong. Maybe bettah if everyone stay home. Thing about retrospectoscope, it-ah right 100% of time. Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 Japanese Ships BB Ise CA Maya DD Yayoi DD Mutsuki DD Akebono DD Hayashio Allied ground losses: 50 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Guns lost 6 (4 destroyed, 2 disabled) Airbase hits 5 Airbase supply hits 6 Runway hits 18 Port hits 10 Port fuel hits 1 Port supply hits 4 Here, Haguro, CL's and DD's protect Bundaberg. This even more pathetic. Day Time Surface Combat, near Bundaberg at 96,155, Range 25,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Haguro, Shell hits 2 CL Yura CL Tatsuta DD Hamakaze, Shell hits 2 DD Kasumi DD Mochizuki, Shell hits 2, on fire DD Fuyo Allied Ships CA San Francisco, Shell hits 1 DD Preston DD Cushing, Shell hits 1 DD MacDonough

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/1/2015 2:50:46 PM)
The Bettys drop rots of bombs on Austraria-mens south of Maryborough Morning Air attack on 1st Australian Division, at 96,158 , near Maryborough Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 7 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 7 G4M1 Betty x 45 Allied aircraft Kittyhawk IA x 3 P-39D Airacobra x 6 P-40E Warhawk x 7 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed G4M1 Betty: 3 damaged Allied aircraft losses Kittyhawk IA: 1 destroyed P-39D Airacobra: 1 destroyed P-40E Warhawk: 2 destroyed Allied ground losses: 39 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled And the Sarrys. Morning Air attack on 1st Australian Division, at 96,158 , near Maryborough Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 6,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 4 Ki-21-IIa Sally x 29 Ki-48-Ib Lily x 32 Allied aircraft P-39D Airacobra x 2 Japanese aircraft losses Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 damagedN Allied aircraft losses P-39D Airacobra: 1 destroyed Allied ground losses: 13 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Japan-mens anticipate possiburh air raid to coincide with surface raid so put extra Zeroes up in air. Not-ah make much difference to damn B-17. Morning Air attack on Rockhampton , at 95,152 Weather in hex: Heavy cloud Raid spotted at 28 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 8 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 14 Allied aircraft B-17E Fortress x 13 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed on ground Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 destroyed on ground Allied aircraft losses B-17E Fortress: 1 destroyed, 9 damaged Airbase hits 2 Runway hits 7 Everyone into srit trench. Morning Air attack on Rockhampton , at 95,152 Weather in hex: Heavy cloud Raid spotted at 26 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 7 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 5 Allied aircraft B-17E Fortress x 21 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 3 damaged A6M2 Zero: 3 destroyed on ground Ki-21-IIa Sally: 2 destroyed on ground Allied aircraft losses B-17E Fortress: 4 damaged Japanese ground losses: 20 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Airbase hits 7 Airbase supply hits 3 Runway hits 26

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/1/2015 3:44:21 PM)
************Near Hengyang, this-ah in China********** Maj. Matsumoto, standing in hatch of lead Type II at crearing in woods:** FOR EMPEROR! BANZAI! <the tank begins to move> ATTACK..ATTACK..ATTA <Maj. Matsumoto stop tarking because most of head disappear> Ground combat at 79,53 (near Hengyang) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 1080 troops, 0 guns, 210 vehicles, Assault Value = 299 Defending force 34383 troops, 218 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 864 Japanese adjusted assault: 28 Allied adjusted defense: 1209 Japanese assault odds: 1 to 43 Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), experience(-) Attacker: shock(+) Japanese ground losses: Vehicles lost 107 (26 destroyed, 81 disabled) Allied ground losses: 53 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Assaulting units: 3rd Tank Regiment 9th Tank Regiment 5th Tank Regiment 55th Infantry Brigade Defending units: 60th Chinese Corps 9th Prov Chinese Corps 21st Chinese/A Corps 5th Chinese Cavalry Corps 3rd Chinese Cavalry Corps 21st Chinese/B Corps 32nd Group Army

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/5/2015 3:53:10 PM)
*********Seaside Virra******** Mandrake-san, in shower:** In ord Japan, Japs do it..in Rapprand, Rapps do it....rets do it, rets farr in rove....<begins yerring across office> HEY, JIMMY TOO TARR! TERR RUKANESE-WOMANS COME IN HERE WITH PENCIRH AND PAPER. MANDRAKE-SAN THINK OF ANOTHAH SONG!

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/14/2015 10:57:56 PM)
bump, what ah happen to waw?? While I no longer read this while actually drinking my morning jo at the office, I do miss it when I put it down.[;)]

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/15/2015 12:09:23 AM)
HOA complain about singing in shower!

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/15/2015 12:12:25 AM)
what ah HOA? Zulu san ferry old. *careful attention to spelling[:D]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/21/2015 1:31:47 PM)
Hory crap! Mandrake-san rearry tired aftah go to Fiji for wedding of daughtah. Originarry pran to go to Tahiti or Hawaii but not-ah capture yet. Mandrake-san have to take rittah from Truk HQ petty cash because even Admirarh sarary not enough to pay for arr of sake and sarted sea urchin eggs. Everyone have good time. Many have botturh fatigue.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/21/2015 2:02:43 PM)
Because Mandrake-san distracted by everyone asking for Yen and Phirripino gord, Arried-dogs sneak up on Japan-mens two nights in row.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/21/2015 2:14:55 PM)
Here strategic probrem....because of Navarh Treaty of 1925, Japan-mens have to finish amphibious randings before Aprir 1942(d) or have to buy shedroads of maps and quinine tabrets and Port-a-pottys. So, Japan-mens going wird trying to rand at arr of freaking dot bases in South Pacific and Corar Sea and Medium and Resser Sundas. That-ah not so bad but Arried-mens arso have copy of Navarh Treat of 1925 so pretty much figure out what-ah hahppen. Arried-dogs figure out Tonga Isrands pretty crose to Samoa so maybe Japan-mens try to bring into co-prosperity sphere. Japan-spot rittah crappy stuff rike PC's with submarines and Nerrs so send in fast APD with DD escort toward Southernmost of Tongas to foor crappy Arried-dogs boats. Hory crap! Arried-bastards sneak in biggah crap. Night Time Surface Combat, near Eua at 137,169, Range 9,000 Yards Japanese Ships APD Aoi Allied Ships CL Concord DD Dewey

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/21/2015 2:18:58 PM)
Rook, guy on I-159. Don't-ah worry about smarr crap! Sub attack near Tongatapu at 137,167 Japanese Ships SS I-159 Allied Ships PC Reliance, Torpedo hits 1, heavy damage PC Warrego

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/21/2015 2:21:41 PM)
Haroooooo....guy on Yanagi, don't-ah worry about smarr carp and waste ammo. Turn on radio! Arso, don't forget mission to stay with APD. Day Time Surface Combat, near Tongatapu at 137,168, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Yanagi Allied Ships PC Warrego, Shell hits 15, and is sunk

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/21/2015 2:24:39 PM)
Haroooo...Yanagi. Come in. Come in Yanagi. Yangai, turn on radio. Day Time Surface Combat, near Tongatapu at 137,168, Range 15,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Yanagi, Shell hits 16, and is sunk Allied Ships CL Concord DD Dewey

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/21/2015 2:26:32 PM)
"Harooo.. Aoi, HQ say turn around forget whorhe thing." Japanese Ships APD Aoi, Shell hits 20, and is sunk Allied Ships CL Concord DD Dewey Japanese ground losses: 233 casualties reported Squads: 14 destroyed, 9 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/21/2015 2:30:01 PM)
"Haroooo...I-159. Prease to brow up enemy cruiser before get troop ship..oh...wait...nevah mind" Sub attack near Tongatapu at 137,167 Japanese Ships SS I-159 Allied Ships CL De Ruyter, Torpedo hits 1, on fire DD Vampire

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/21/2015 2:40:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Because Mandrake-san distracted by everyone asking for Yen and Phirripino gord, Arried-dogs sneak up on Japan-mens two nights in row. SG? [:D]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/21/2015 2:53:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: witpqs quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Because Mandrake-san distracted by everyone asking for Yen and Phirripino gord, Arried-dogs sneak up on Japan-mens two nights in row. SG? [:D] Hai! Womans tremendousry attracted to Mandrake-san aftah get nose and eyebrow hairs trimmed for wedding. Fortuantery, nobody bring katana brade to night surprise.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/21/2015 4:31:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zuluhour what ah HOA? Zulu san ferry old. *careful attention to spelling[:D] HOA stand for "Homeowners Association" but rearry it-ah branch of Stasi where Mandrake-san rive.

uncivil_servant -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/21/2015 5:38:54 PM)
Cap-ee-tan-sama, Whire you wure there did yew check out the defenses and airport at Suva? Imagirine very nice prace fer a ceremonial seppuku to sin-girr rife. quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Hory crap! Mandrake-san rearry tired aftah go to Fiji for wedding of daughtah. Originarry pran to go to Tahiti or Hawaii but not-ah capture yet. Mandrake-san have to take rittah from Truk HQ petty cash because even Admirarh sarary not enough to pay for arr of sake and sarted sea urchin eggs. Everyone have good time. Many have botturh fatigue.

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/26/2015 5:01:25 PM)
March 23 42 Broody herr, where did Kongo go? Night Naval bombardment of Semarang at 53,102 Japanese aircraft no flights Japanese aircraft losses Ki-43-Ic Oscar: 31 damaged Ki-43-Ic Oscar: 5 destroyed on ground Ki-43-Ib Oscar: 3 damaged Ki-43-Ib Oscar: 1 destroyed on ground A6M2 Zero: 4 damaged A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed on ground Ki-46-II Dinah: 1 damaged Ki-46-II Dinah: 1 destroyed on ground Allied Ships CL Tromp CL Java DD Banckert

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/26/2015 5:02:58 PM)
Found Kongo! Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,101, Range 13,000 Yards Allied aircraft no flights Allied aircraft losses Walrus II: 1 destroyed Japanese Ships BB Kongo CA Mogami, Shell hits 1 CL Abukuma, Shell hits 1, on fire DD Minegumo, Shell hits 1 DD Shirakumo DD Murakumo Allied Ships CA Exeter, Shell hits 4, and is sunk DD Downes, Shell hits 2, and is sunk DD Tenedos, Shell hits 1

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/26/2015 5:03:46 PM)
Found it again! Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,101, Range 14,000 Yards Japanese Ships BB Kongo, Shell hits 4 CA Mogami CL Abukuma, on fire DD Minegumo DD Shirakumo DD Murakumo Allied Ships CL Java, Shell hits 1 CL Tromp, Shell hits 2, on fire DD Banckert, Shell hits 3, on fire, heavy damage

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/26/2015 6:48:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior Found it again! Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,101, Range 14,000 Yards Japanese Ships BB Kongo, Shell hits 4 CA Mogami CL Abukuma, on fire DD Minegumo DD Shirakumo DD Murakumo Allied Ships CL Java, Shell hits 1 CL Tromp, Shell hits 2, on fire DD Banckert, Shell hits 3, on fire, heavy damage Too bad the Dutch were low on ammo from their bombardment - they might have won that one!

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 1:33:33 PM)
HOA, BAH! flock'm [image]local://upfiles/37319/4B6014D5028E4CC8B19CC6B074ADDEBC.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 3:48:54 PM)
haha! That-ah pretty broody funny! HOA terr guy to take down offensive rawn jockey so he forrow rurhes and put up 20 framingos instead. Hahaha! Japan-mens have-ah same probrem with HOA at Rockhampton. Have to burrdoze park to extend runway but aftah done Happy Camp Mobire Home Park give fine for $200 to Japan-mens army because not-ah get permit to chop down eucaryptus tree.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 4:13:12 PM)
Mandrake-san not-ah post for 2 days because have sright detour to infirmary. Mandrake-san watch Britain Got Tarent videos Firday morning then arr of sudden feer rike get hit by Bofors burret right berow chest. Mandrake-san carr upstairs and say "This is big one Erizabeth". Starker Girl carr Truk Isrand Fire Department. Fire Department take Mandrake-san to Truk Isrand Memoriarh Infirmary. Mandrake-san scare everyone at infirmary so do every test think of except rectarh exam (at reast not-ah remember this part). Infirmary not-ah have any Jewish-mens doctors so stirr not figure out what-ah wrong so put Mandrake-san in room with crappy bed with wires attach to chest hairs. Evidentry this-ah strategy to get Mandrake-san terr them what-ah wrong..sort of rike bamoboo undah fingernairs. Infrmiray furr so put Mandrake-san in room with retired Admirarh who apparentry get-ah hit in head with gun barrerh or something because guy think in Nagoya and keep carring out for wife and son to give ride home every 30 minutes during night. Infirmary serve shoe reathah with no sart. Good news is infirmary terr Mandrake-san not-ah eat anything aftah midnight. Bad news is no sake or coffee. Everything turn out fine. Infrimary not-ah figure out what-ah happen and stirr not find any Jewish-mens so send in India-mens who terr me too take aspirin every day and go see psychiatry-doctah. SG uncharactersticarry nice untirh shock wear off this morning SG: You bastard! You almost left me with no instructions. Mandrake-san So sorry. Mandrake-san purring for different outcome too so not-ah have to figure out where retirement accounts.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 4:14:42 PM)
Nothing to see here. Move arong prease.

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 4:28:29 PM)
so grad you feer bettah. At least you get engrish speaking doctah, not ah gwaduate of Santiago jungah school of voodoo.

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 4:29:19 PM)
ps. my humble insuwance only covah accidental deaf.

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