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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 4:40:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zuluhour so grad you feer bettah. At least you get engrish speaking doctah, not ah gwaduate of Santiago jungah school of voodoo. hai! Doctoh in ER actuary some kind-ah white devirh. Probabry POW. Maybe get caught in Rabuarh or something.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 4:43:49 PM)
Mandrake-san just-ah remember. Maybe not Simon Cowerr video that-ah start probrem. Maybe this..... Arried-dogs sneak past recon and attack Rockhampton. At reast FOUR Japan-mens SCTF on guard but apparentry rooking at dorphins again. Night Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 95,152, Range 10,000 Yards Japanese Ships PB Mikitade Maru, Shell hits 11, and is sunk PB Teibo Maru #2, Shell hits 5, and is sunk SC Ch 7, Shell hits 3, and is sunk xAP Tatsuta Maru, Shell hits 12, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk xAP Kamakura Maru, Shell hits 13, Torpedo hits 2, and is sunk Allied Ships CA Cornwall DD Anderson DD Tjerk Hiddes DD Griffin Japanese ground losses: 2907 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 106 destroyed, 141 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Guns lost 70 (62 destroyed, 8 disabled) Allied Ships Reported to be Approaching! It's most of the artillery and support for 47th IR. The infantry was already ashore. [:-]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 4:50:02 PM)
One of the SCTF find Arried-dogs AFTAH brow up everything. Night Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 95,152, Range 10,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Asakaze DD Harukaze DD Hatakaze DD Tachikaze Allied Ships CA Cornwall DD Anderson, Shell hits 1, on fire DD Tjerk Hiddes DD Griffin, Shell hits 1 Fight continues. Of course, it weakest Japan-mens task force. Night Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 95,152, Range 11,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Asakaze DD Harukaze DD Hatakaze DD Tachikaze Allied Ships CA Cornwall, Shell hits 1 DD Anderson, on fire DD Tjerk Hiddes DD Griffin, Shell hits 2, on fire And again. HARRO! OTHAH 20 DESTROYERS, CRUISERS AND BATTURSHIPS AT ROCKHAMPTON! FIGHT OVAH HERE! Night Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 95,152, Range 9,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Asakaze DD Harukaze, Shell hits 6, heavy fires, heavy damage DD Hatakaze DD Tachikaze Allied Ships CA Cornwall, Shell hits 1 DD Anderson, Shell hits 2, heavy fires DD Tjerk Hiddes DD Griffin, Shell hits 9, heavy fires, heavy damage

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 4:56:14 PM)
Arried-dogs retreat and somehow manage not run into 2 bombardment TF's transiting area. Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 Japanese Ships CA Haguro CA Maya CL Tatsuta CL Yura DD Yugao DD Fuyo DD Sagiri DD Arare Allied ground losses: 30 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Airbase hits 2 Runway hits 7 Port hits 2

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 4:59:37 PM)
Arried-dogs do run into weak Japan-men force guarding Bundaberg but miss 3 BB's. Harro! Torpedo boats use torpedoes. That-ah where name come from. Day Time Surface Combat, near Bundaberg at 96,155, Range 18,000 Yards Japanese Ships TB Chidori, Shell hits 1 TB Hatsukari TB Kasasagi, Shell hits 1 TB Hayabusa TB Kamo, Shell hits 1 Allied Ships DD Anderson, Shell hits 2, on fire DD Tjerk Hiddes, Shell hits 2, on fire

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 5:02:54 PM)
Here anothah of task force Arried-dogs NOT run into aftah reave Rockhampton. Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 Japanese Ships BB Yamashiro CA Nachi DD Shiokaze DD Yunagi DD Samidare DD Kasumi DD Tokitsukaze Allied ground losses: 250 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 17 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 16 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Airbase hits 1 Runway hits 10 Port hits 2

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 5:04:49 PM)
And anothah Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 Japanese Ships CA Aoba CL Kiso CL Naka DD Shigure DD Arashio Allied ground losses: 11 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Runway hits 1 Port hits 1

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 7:37:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Arried-dogs do run into weak Japan-men force guarding Bundaberg but miss 3 BB's. Harro! Torpedo boats use torpedoes. That-ah where name come from. Day Time Surface Combat, near Bundaberg at 96,155, Range 18,000 Yards Japanese Ships TB Chidori, Shell hits 1 TB Hatsukari TB Kasasagi, Shell hits 1 TB Hayabusa TB Kamo, Shell hits 1 Allied Ships DD Anderson, Shell hits 2, on fire DD Tjerk Hiddes, Shell hits 2, on fire Japan-mens drink arr torpedo juice again? Must increase sake ration.

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 7:40:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Mandrake-san not-ah post for 2 days because have sright detour to infirmary. Mandrake-san watch Britain Got Tarent videos Firday morning then arr of sudden feer rike get hit by Bofors burret right berow chest. Mandrake-san carr upstairs and say "This is big one Erizabeth". Starker Girl carr Truk Isrand Fire Department. Fire Department take Mandrake-san to Truk Isrand Memoriarh Infirmary. Mandrake-san scare everyone at infirmary so do every test think of except rectarh exam (at reast not-ah remember this part). Infirmary not-ah have any Jewish-mens doctors so stirr not figure out what-ah wrong so put Mandrake-san in room with crappy bed with wires attach to chest hairs. Evidentry this-ah strategy to get Mandrake-san terr them what-ah wrong..sort of rike bamoboo undah fingernairs. Infrmiray furr so put Mandrake-san in room with retired Admirarh who apparentry get-ah hit in head with gun barrerh or something because guy think in Nagoya and keep carring out for wife and son to give ride home every 30 minutes during night. Infirmary serve shoe reathah with no sart. Good news is infirmary terr Mandrake-san not-ah eat anything aftah midnight. Bad news is no sake or coffee. Everything turn out fine. Infrimary not-ah figure out what-ah happen and stirr not find any Jewish-mens so send in India-mens who terr me too take aspirin every day and go see psychiatry-doctah. SG uncharactersticarry nice untirh shock wear off this morning SG: You bastard! You almost left me with no instructions. Mandrake-san So sorry. Mandrake-san purring for different outcome too so not-ah have to figure out where retirement accounts. Pain right berow chest sound rike acid refrux or hiatus hernia probrem. Mandrake-san must avoid weddings unress other guy paying ...

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 9:11:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy Pain right berow chest sound rike acid refrux or hiatus hernia probrem. Mandrake-san must avoid weddings unress other guy paying ... Hai! Mandrake-san arready have that. [:D]

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 9:35:31 PM)
Dat about 2 feet from what reary hurt when womens in famiry get ideas.

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2015 11:58:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy Pain right berow chest sound rike acid refrux or hiatus hernia probrem. Mandrake-san must avoid weddings unress other guy paying ... Hai! Mandrake-san arready have that. [:D] Pran B. Sounds rike stess. Terr SG Mandrake-san has prescription for dairy BJ to reduce stress. [:D]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/28/2015 12:44:34 AM)
Hai! With whipped cream! Dairy BJ. Good idea.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/28/2015 8:42:39 PM)
Japan-mens decide to send reinforcements to Marysboro. [image]local://upfiles/7983/57F0021BCA794812B39C9A2874CD755A.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/28/2015 8:51:12 PM)
***********Seafront Virra, Truk******** Mandrake-san:** <standing on veranda> Hory crap! Mandrake-san in great mood today. Nothing rike being shot at to no effect. Jimmy "Too Tarh", grab some fish heads and hand grenades. Rets go Oceanic White Tip fishing!

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/28/2015 9:29:53 PM)
Dis, ahh, faforitt cult movie wit fafforitt song, Indian Love Song. Aftah Sin City and To Haff and Haff Not. Zulu san play Indian Love Song everee Thursday night to drive out billiard playahs from O club. **aftah saki depleted, of course, would we wude to kill party while open beverages still dare.

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/4/2015 9:56:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Mandrake-san: <standing on veranda> Hory crap! Mandrake-san in great mood today. Nothing rike being shot at to no effect. Jimmy "Too Tarh", grab some fish heads and hand grenades. Rets go Oceanic White Tip fishing! Ah. So. Mandrake-san bask in preasure of new rease on rife. Crean riving, Mandrake-san. Crean riving. Chickenboy-san grad Mandrake-san not to ah buy farm just yet. It would be most discourteous to readers of AAR if suddenry die without warning. Most disgracefurr. Should at reast save face by murmuring "My AAR...my AAR..." from death bed. [:-] If Mandrake-san carred 'home', who would give update to what woefurry inappropriate outfit PG and SG wear to wake? Ceremony, not isrand.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/4/2015 10:09:04 PM)
Hai! Mandrake-san just have good idea. Mandrake-san give name of AAR and password to SG!

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/4/2015 10:31:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Hai! Mandrake-san just have good idea. Mandrake-san give name of AAR and password to SG! Ah-so! SG cannot then comprain you reave her in dark about accounts! Brirri ...ahhh ...smart!

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/5/2015 12:29:02 AM)
waw ovah???

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/5/2015 12:43:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zuluhour waw ovah??? See post #2127 on previous page quote: " SG: You bastard! You almost left me with no instructions."

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/5/2015 2:54:37 PM)
**********Emiry Repair Shop, Pago Pago, March 24, 1942(e)********* Mechanist First Crass Hata: Honoraburh Rieutenant! <sarutes> Oxygen sensor stop working on Emiry numbah 2, numbah 3 engine. Rieutenant Hata: Just get anothah from Volkswagen store downtown. Mechanist First Crass Hata: HAI! Arready try. Not-ah have any. Some kind of probrem in Bavaria. Rieutenant Hata: Rook, just disconnect damn thing and reset service right. Hata-an have to exprain everything to idiots? Mechanist First Crass Hata: HAI! Arready try that. Hata find out oxygen sensor NOT working when supposed to be working but when service right come on, oxygen sensor START working again and engine run rike . Rieutenant Hata: DAMNIT! HOW JAPAN-MENS SUPPOSED TO RUN WAR WITH IDIOT AIR PORRUTION RURES? Two rousy Emirys and 1 mirrion square mires of ocean. Rike anyone notice. OK, just use numbah 1 Emiry. Mechanist First Crass Hata: HAI! Numbah 1 not-ah work either. Even numbah days gas rationing. Rieutenant Hata:** DAMNIT! DAMN JAPAN-MENS SUPPRY SYSTEM! GET WARANT OFFICAH HATA IN HERE AND TERR HIM TO BRING FRIGHT ROG! TIME FOR DRY RAB! If not-ah get recon report ovah Tongatapu everyone here get sent Paramishiro-jima rickety sprit.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/5/2015 2:57:31 PM)
Rieutenant Hata: ...Arso, someone get Captain Ito on radio. Maybe get oxygen sensors from Detroit.

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/5/2015 3:13:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Rieutenant Hata: ...Arso, someone get Captain Ito on radio. Maybe get oxygen sensors from Detroit. Captain Ito? One with son named "Rance", who want to be American rawyer and make big money as judge? Fond of Orange Juice and American Footbarr? That Ito?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/5/2015 4:04:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Rieutenant Hata: ...Arso, someone get Captain Ito on radio. Maybe get oxygen sensors from Detroit. Captain Ito? One with son named "Rance", who want to be American rawyer and make big money as judge? Fond of Orange Juice and American Footbarr? That Ito? Hai! 1942 Ito captain of Japan-mens submarine...I-30? Speciarh connections to M&M Enterprises. Here son and nephews in dance troup ratah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQPVA2bGsB4

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/5/2015 4:19:56 PM)
First time Mandrake-san see Dancing Itos nearry have bradder accident.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/5/2015 4:25:33 PM)
Oh, broody Herr. Maybe wrong Ito? quote: Early life and career[edit] Ito was born to Jim and Toshi Ito. As children, both had been kept in Japanese American internment camps with their families during World War II. Ito attended John Marshall High School, where he was student body president and received the Scholar Athlete award in 1968. He earned his Bachelor's degree with honors from the University of California, Los Angeles in 1972, and his J.D. degree from the University of California, Berkeley's Boalt Hall in 1975. He then joined the Los Angeles district attorney's office in 1977, working in the hardcore gang unit and the organized crime and terror unit, among others.[1]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/5/2015 4:36:15 PM)
****************Deserted Beach, Timor********* Young man in nicely pressed uniform: Wait, Ito-san, do you mean to tell me you WANT to go into an internment camp? Captain Ito <from conning tower of I-30>: Hai! And change name to Jim. Young man in nicely pressed uniform: But Ito-san, WHY on earth do you want to do that? You guys have everything from Haha-jima to Samoa? I need you, Ito-san. How about a 1/2 acre lot with ocen view at the Derby Gold and Tennis club? Captain Ito <from conning tower of I-30>: No gorf crub. Ito-san remembah how wah come out. Young man in nicely pressed uniform:** Remember? What the Hell do you mean "remember". Ito-san, have you been talking to Yossarian?

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/5/2015 5:20:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake ****************Deserted Beach, Timor********* Young man in nicely pressed uniform: Wait, Ito-san, do you mean to tell me you WANT to go into an internment camp? Captain Ito <from conning tower of I-30>: Hai! And change name to Jim. Young man in nicely pressed uniform: But Ito-san, WHY on earth do you want to do that? You guys have everything from Haha-jima to Samoa? I need you, Ito-san. How about a 1/2 acre lot with ocen view at the Derby Gold and Tennis club? Captain Ito <from conning tower of I-30>: No gorf crub. Ito-san remembah how wah come out. Young man in nicely pressed uniform:** Remember? What the Hell do you mean "remember". Ito-san, have you been talking to Yossarian? [:D] Hai! Arternate Rearity compricated, but Mandrake-san master at expraining what going on!

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/5/2015 7:04:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Hai! Mandrake-san just have good idea. Mandrake-san give name of AAR and password to SG! Hai! Prease to give most royar AAR reader(s) SG phone numbah too. In most unfortunate event of Mandrake-san's untimery demise, many risteners offah shoudah to cry on for widow. PG's phone number would be most herpfurr too.

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