RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

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BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/24/2015 3:14:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior Oir on way to Bangkok city in boats we found round back of bike sheds. Sprior-san find them at the famous Bugis Bicycruh Crub?

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/24/2015 3:33:07 PM)
Broody herr - course not. Stupid Engrishman with stupid name rike Binns Minor reft them

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/4/2016 1:45:57 PM)
***********Japan-mens Navy Base, Truk Ragoon******** Announcement ovah roudspeakah:** Join Japan-navy-mens tonight foh speciarh movie pick up morarh. Watch forbidden teenage rove amid setting of centuries ord fight between crans...sort of rike Romeo and Juriet. Have thrirrs and chirrs. 8 O'crock enristed mens eating tent. [image]local://upfiles/7983/6ECD71673A0D434589D656241ADB9B09.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/16/2016 5:46:50 PM)
Arried-dogs breeding rike cucarachas in New & Imporved South Wares. [image]local://upfiles/7983/1644241807F0448E947805282BD72780.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/16/2016 5:53:43 PM)
*******************Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon............ Jimmy "Too Tarr": Sir, it's a message from 1st Independent SNRF Company. They say have been ordered to attack Buka but want to know where Buka at. Mandrake-san: How Mandrake-san supposed to know. Terr SBRF Company to ask officah who gave ordah. Jimmy "Too Tarr": SNRF Company say Mandrake-san give ordah. Mandrake-san:** Damnit Jimmy! Terr SNRF company get map or something. Sweet Baby Jesus. Mandrake-san have to do everything around here? Mandrake-san want someone to say where arr of damn Austraria-men infantry divisions come from. Forget about gaddamn Buka. Probabry bunch of headhunters anwyway. 3 furr divisions from Marysborough to Brisbane. Austraria-womans maybe breeding rike China-womans.

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/16/2016 7:35:28 PM)
Yu got aurr rong, arries breed rike rabbits cause open bah. [image]local://upfiles/37319/6B52533E7DA442BABFF9B21EE960862B.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/16/2016 7:46:55 PM)
.. [image]local://upfiles/7983/42BEA00F97F745F5A4DFC83A701309F1.jpg[/image]

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/16/2016 8:29:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zuluhour Yu got aurr rong, arries breed rike rabbits cause open bah. [image]local://upfiles/37319/6B52533E7DA442BABFF9B21EE960862B.jpg[/image] I think that is 'open brah'.

modrow -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/16/2016 9:10:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: witpqs quote: ORIGINAL: zuluhour Yu got aurr rong, arries breed rike rabbits cause open bah. [image]local://upfiles/37319/6B52533E7DA442BABFF9B21EE960862B.jpg[/image] I think that is 'open brah'. 'open bar' ?

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/16/2016 9:35:46 PM)
no, I mean ah bah, Zulu spway paint top priece.[;)]

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/16/2016 10:03:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hartwig.modrow quote: ORIGINAL: witpqs quote: ORIGINAL: zuluhour Yu got aurr rong, arries breed rike rabbits cause open bah. [image]local://upfiles/37319/6B52533E7DA442BABFF9B21EE960862B.jpg[/image] I think that is 'open brah'. 'open bar' ? No. Brah rook pretty open! [;)]

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/16/2016 10:41:06 PM)
HAI! you right brah open!

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/17/2016 2:35:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zuluhour no, I mean ah bah, Zulu spway paint top priece.[;)] Ooh - just saw that! [8D]

modrow -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/17/2016 10:03:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zuluhour no, I mean ah bah, Zulu spway paint top priece.[;)] Ah ! Zulu spway ah top designer !

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/17/2016 4:52:55 PM)
Rook...Aporriana daughter of someone. Students of history bettah show more respect. Actuarry, Mandrake-san just rearize fathah of Aporriana with ancestors so OK to say rocker room tark. Emperor Birthday Party at Seaside Virra rearh cranker. Everyoone forget about Sake pretty soon and rearize much more fun to ordah "Martini, shaken not stirred". Room d�cor beautifurh nauticurh theme.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/17/2016 4:57:34 PM)
.. [image]local://upfiles/7983/A6C9374017F7486B92EF1CCC75B33346.jpg[/image]

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/17/2016 6:25:38 PM)
edited for content From an allied prospective, I have found the Frank to be a major PITA. I highly suggest research in this area.

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/30/2016 1:35:38 PM)
The first Sony Walkman.....bump [image]local://upfiles/37319/A7388CF214AF4AABAF7325DC370D4D4C.jpg[/image]

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/30/2016 2:59:19 PM)
That was a predecessor - the Standman. [:D]

John B. -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (1/30/2016 7:05:25 PM)
+1 :-) Think of the fun you could have with an airhorn and that poor guy!

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (2/2/2016 12:00:12 AM)
It only took two weeks but I got the martini line.[:D] Damn, old and slow..

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (2/2/2016 4:03:48 PM)
*****************Seaside Virra*************** Mandrake-san:** <reading radio signarh from Bundaberg> HORY CRAP! Somebody get map. Showing of Twiright off for tonight!

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (2/2/2016 4:05:18 PM)
Majah Arried-dog offensive Austraria. Even bring frattops. Seriousry barrsy. [image]local://upfiles/7983/9E588461062C49C494FEEDE29D937A6C.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (2/2/2016 4:50:12 PM)
**********Aprirh 18, 1942(d)*********** Background: KB sair up to Rabaurh to get new pranes and rittah bit of bondo and join up with with othah CV that fixed up in Home Isrands. Japn-mens capture arr of bases in New Guinea and arr of Austrarian coastarh bases from Bundaberg to Port Headrand and arr of Eastern Resser Sundas and formery Dutch-mens and Portugar-mens Timor and Merauke and Horn Isrand et cetera, et cetera. Basic idea is KB try sneak out into former Indian Ocean and do something. Onry thing is Arried-mens have guys with radios in New & Improved Britain and KB arso maybe spotted by submarines in Torres Strait. Evidentarry Arreid-dogs decide good time sneak up on Japan-mens ships at Brisbane. Japan mens see coupurh DD's East of Brisbane on 17th day of Aprirh so decide button up at Bundaberg because expect night navarh bombardment. Onry thing is British-mens show up with crappy carriers and fightahs show up rike cockroach invasion at Brisbane and Toowoomba.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (2/2/2016 4:59:53 PM)
First thing, Japan-mens send in Bettys at night to shut down Toowoomba aftah Arried-dog fightas shoot down bunch of crappy Anns with crappy pirots ovah Brisbane yestahday.. Pretty good Betty crews so have good resurt. Night Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 74 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 26 minutes Japanese aircraft G4M1 Betty x 33 Allied aircraft no flights Japanese aircraft losses G4M1 Betty: 2 damaged Allied aircraft losses Buffalo I: 8 damaged Buffalo I: 1 destroyed on ground P-40E Warhawk: 4 damaged P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed on ground Hurricane IIb Trop: 2 damaged Airbase hits 1 Airbase supply hits 1 Runway hits 9 Aircraft Attacking: 33 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 10000 feet Airfield Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb Except Arried-mens not-ah sit on thumbs so send in crappy Brenheims at night. Ut-oh. Mandrake-san pretty much rearize at this point something big up. Sons of dogs! Bundaberg berong Emperor. Japan-mens just finish new Benihanas and Generarh Yamashita Rong Term Parking Structure! Night Air attack on Bundaberg , at 96,155 Weather in hex: Partial cloud Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Japanese aircraft no flights Allied aircraft Blenheim IV x 6 Japanese aircraft losses Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 destroyed on ground A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed on ground No Allied losses Airbase hits 2 Runway hits 4

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (2/2/2016 5:06:04 PM)
Bah! Idiots waste Emperor gasorine which basciarry whorhe point of Co-Prosperity Sphere. Night Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Japanese aircraft G4M1 Betty x 6 No Japanese losses Airbase hits 1 F****** Brenehiems armost as ugry as B-18 or Ugrofortress Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Japanese aircraft no flights Allied aircraft Blenheim IV x 5 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed on ground No Allied losses Airbase hits 1 Runway hits 1 Remembah Bundaberg! Say harro to rittah friend! Night Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid spotted at 13 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 4 minutes Japanese aircraft G4M1 Betty x 8 Allied aircraft no flights Japanese aircraft losses G4M1 Betty: 3 damaged Allied aircraft losses P-40E Warhawk: 4 damaged P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed on ground Hurricane IIb Trop: 1 damaged

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (2/2/2016 5:09:14 PM)
Mandrake-san not-ah understand why Japan-mens miss arr of crappy Arried-mens pranes at Brisbane. Originarh pran for Hiei brow up things at Newcastrh. Mandrake-san have bad batch of herbarh ganja and decide not-ah good idea so attack Brisbane instead. Turn out what carr fortuitous so Mandrake-san drop off coupurh yen at crappy Shinto shrine and not-ah change underwears for week. Night Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back! Japanese Ships BB Hiei Allied ground losses: 131 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 11 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled F1M2 Pete acting as spotter for BB Hiei BB Hiei firing at 6th RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment 6th RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment firing at BB Hiei

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (2/2/2016 5:15:44 PM)
Two more BB attack Brisbane. Again miss arr of airpranes. Night Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back! 16 Coastal gun shots fired in defense. Japanese Ships BB Yamashiro, Shell hits 6 BB Nagato DD Akebono DD Kasumi Allied ground losses: 348 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 14 disabled Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 16 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled E8N2 Dave acting as spotter for BB Yamashiro BB Yamashiro firing at Brisbane Fortress Brisbane Fortress firing at BB Yamashiro F1M2 Pete acting as spotter for BB Nagato BB Nagato firing at 5th Australian Division DD Akebono firing at 5th Australian Division DD Kasumi firing at 5th Australian Division

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (2/2/2016 5:20:43 PM)
USN active near Sydney. Pretty obvious Arried-mens at minimum figure out KB not in area. Hope not USN carriers. [X(] ASW attack near Sydney at 91,168 Japanese Ships SS RO-65 Allied Ships DD Kennison

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (2/2/2016 5:25:04 PM)
Oh, hai, Mandrake-san forget mention Arried-mens tanks sneak up on Townsvirre and drive off Japan-mens paratroops with no antitank guns. Mandrake-san brame staff for not-ah have enough recon. Yestahday, Nerrs brow up 80-100 tanks but Arried-dogs stir advance South toward Bowen and North toward Cairns rike nothing happen. Fightah sweep to make sure air crear ovah Townsvirre Morning Air attack on Townsville , at 92,144 Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid spotted at 21 NM, estimated altitude 34,070 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 32 No Japanese losses Aircraft Attacking: 32 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 29070 feet pathetic waste of gasorine Morning Air attack on 2/5th Armoured Regiment, at 92,144 (Townsville) Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 7 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 8 G3M2 Nell x 44 Japanese aircraft losses G3M2 Nell: 2 damaged Rittah bit bettah. Morning Air attack on 2/5th Armoured Regiment, at 92,144 (Townsville) Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 7,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 7 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 8 G3M2 Nell x 28 Japanese aircraft losses G3M2 Nell: 2 damaged Allied ground losses: Vehicles lost 10 (2 destroyed, 8 disabled) And Morning Air attack on 2/4th Armoured Regiment, at 92,144 (Townsville) Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid spotted at 17 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 5 minutes Japanese aircraft G4M1 Betty x 19 Japanese aircraft losses G4M1 Betty: 1 damaged Allied ground losses: Vehicles lost 21 (2 destroyed, 19 disabled) Aircraft Attacking: 19 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 5000 feet Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb Also attacking 754th Tank Battalion ... Also attacking 2/4th Armoured Regiment ... Also attacking 754th Tank Battalion ... Also attacking 2/4th Armoured Regiment ...

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