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geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/17/2016 8:20:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Macclan5

1) May 16 2016 - "Frost warnings over night" for northern Toronto Regions (York Region - Newmarket Aurora Richmond Hill)

That would be Temperatures of slightly less than 0 degrees Centigrade / 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

Despite perceptions that Canada is North - Toronto is geographically south of Minneapolis St Paul / Seattle and other significant American cities (including all of North Dakota and Montana)

2) I am solely responsible for the weather.

I opened my backyard pool last Thursday. I am actually pleasantly surprised it did not snow.

If I open my pool it will be cold.

If I wash my car it will rain.

If I store my snow blower it will Blizzard

etc.


To open my pool I would need a backhoe delivered by a crane. Sometime not long after my house was built (1933 IIRC) because my backyard is high up and has a retaining wall about 200' long and the ground shifted a little, the pool cracked and rather than try to fix it they just filled it in.




rustysi -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/17/2016 9:59:23 PM)

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I opened my backyard pool last Thursday. I am actually pleasantly surprised it did not snow.


So, its you, huh? I knew there was someone out there who was responsible. Now what's that address? I have a drone around here somewhere that I not using at the moment.[:D]




wdolson -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/18/2016 2:52:56 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Macclan5

1) May 16 2016 - "Frost warnings over night" for northern Toronto Regions (York Region - Newmarket Aurora Richmond Hill)

That would be Temperatures of slightly less than 0 degrees Centigrade / 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

Despite perceptions that Canada is North - Toronto is geographically south of Minneapolis St Paul / Seattle and other significant American cities (including all of North Dakota and Montana)

2) I am solely responsible for the weather.

I opened my backyard pool last Thursday. I am actually pleasantly surprised it did not snow.

If I open my pool it will be cold.

If I wash my car it will rain.

If I store my snow blower it will Blizzard

etc.


Seattle is the furthest north major city in the lower 48. It's on the same latitude with Montreal. Both the North Atlantic and North Pacific have counter clockwise currents that bring tropical water north along the eastern parts of those oceans. They make the Western US and Europe warmer than the same latitudes on the opposite sides of those oceans. The effect is more pronounces in the Atlantic where the North Atlantic is completely open to the Arctic around Greenland and Iceland. The Pacific has the comb of the Aleutians that allows less Arctic flow to get into the Pacific.

Because the Pacific off the west coast of North America is so deep, the continental shelf is right at the coastline, the tropical current stirs up cold deep water which comes up onshore along the West Coast. So ironically even though the region is warmed by the tropical current, the water at the shore is very, very cold. Surfers in Los Angeles usually wear wetsuits. You die of hypothermia very quickly off the Washington or Oregon coasts. Eastern North America has different terrain, the continental shelf extends several hundred miles out to sea which makes the coastal areas shallow and warmer.

Over the next few million years the Aleutians will become a peninsula, it's very active volcanically thanks to the Pacific plate getting subducted there. That will really crank up the moisture coming off the Pacific and may trigger a very long ice age. During the last 2 million years the world has been locked in ice ages with short inter-glacial periods. We're in one of those now. When the ice sheets grow, the oceans drop and the Aleutians turn into a peninsula. When that happens, all that tropical water collects in the Aleutians and isn't mitigated by any Arctic water. It produces a staggering amount of moisture.

During the last glacial period the west had some massive lakes. Lake Bonneville covered a large chunk of Utah and was 1000 feet deep. It was larger in surface area than Lake Michigan and much deeper. Lake Lahontan covered most of NW Nevada. The San Joaquin Valley in California was a giant lake. Southern California extending into Arizona and New Mexico was a verdant green paradise. The entire Puget Sound region was a giant fresh water lake. Then there was Lake Misoula which covers a large part of western Montana and the Idaho panhandle. That one was created by a big ice dam. Recent geology shows it drained and reformed multiple times. The floods when the dams broke crossed all the way across Washington State and down the Columbia River Gorge. In the Gorge the water was 1500 feet high. Rocks that originated in the Rockies have been found 1000 feet up in the Gorge.

Sorry, Geology geeking out...

Back kind of on topic, when those on the East Coast of NA want to blame something for freezing their *** off in May, blame the Atlantic Conveyor current.




geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/18/2016 3:18:40 AM)

Sometimes it is amazing how small a thing it can take to get our moderator to geek out.  Other times he's a stone wall of silence. [;)]




geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/18/2016 3:32:28 AM)

Let's see.  El Nino.  La Nina.

That's different.  When I hit the bold button there were no symbols of where it started or stopped.  It just started, then stopped when I hit the B button again.  Well done.  Anyways, I'm a feminist at heart so I refuse to acknowledge there is an El Nino vis-á-vis  La Nina.  That's a diminutive representation and a La Nina is every bit as big and powerful and bad as an El Nino.  And they both have to wear the same brand of diapers, too.




Macclan5 -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/18/2016 3:36:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: rustysi

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I opened my backyard pool last Thursday. I am actually pleasantly surprised it did not snow.


So, its you, huh? I knew there was someone out there who was responsible. Now what's that address? I have a drone around here somewhere that I not using at the moment.[:D]



Hoist with my own poniard [8D]

Indeed when it comes to weather and my ability to plan around it for optimal results - well lets just say I suspect I am entirely responsible for global warming despite being a relatively low carbon contributor over all.




BBfanboy -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/18/2016 3:48:38 PM)

It's not the carbon we emit, it's the methane .... [sm=character0272.gif]




geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/19/2016 1:45:55 AM)

I didn't fact check this article, it's probably full of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZEPRLFPxTY



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BBfanboy -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/19/2016 3:04:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I didn't fact check this article, it's probably full of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZEPRLFPxTY



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[&:]
The link is about Jenny Agutter. What has she got to do with the damaged telescope? Did she beat you on the head with it when you proposed to her?




geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/19/2016 3:43:41 AM)

Oops, I'm never going to find that again.  The dent was made by shrapnel and supposedly "saved the life" of an officer who would go on to be First Sea Lord.  I believe he was on one of the QEs.




geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/19/2016 3:46:32 AM)

Found it

http://www.scotsman.com/news/lifesaving-battle-of-jutland-telescope-to-go-on-display-1-4131283




geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/21/2016 6:54:22 PM)

If you had to write a jingle for ex-lax, what would it be?

C + C Music Factory - "We know, how about The Thing That Makes You Go Poop?"


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geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/21/2016 6:55:42 PM)

I know. I'm from Gorn. We all have warped senses of humor.

Yah, the thing that makes you go poop, poop, poop



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geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/22/2016 3:41:33 AM)

I don't yet know how to moderate exposure on the camera I have, but here's the best I can do at the moment. A full Moon and a full Mars.


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geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/23/2016 8:00:25 AM)

Sorry that I don't have a good pic of one, yet. Any night I spend even a little time watching my back yard I will see at least one o'possum patrolling it. My question is this: Why are these marsupials considered to be Irish? I know, I know; if they were called McPossums they would not be considered to be Scottish, rather they would be part of a Happy Meal.




BBfanboy -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/23/2016 5:45:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: geofflambert

My question is this: Why are these marsupials considered to be Irish?


Because they are often seen staggering clumsily along at night? And looking for your potato peelings?




geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/23/2016 5:55:04 PM)

If you're peeling potatoes, throw away the starch portion, it just adds pounds to your bathroom scale. Keep the skins, that's where all the vitamins and minerals are. The o'possum will be perfectly happy with the starch.




geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/23/2016 6:00:45 PM)

I believe I have discovered the answer to this ponderous question.



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BBfanboy -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/23/2016 6:11:27 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

If you're peeling potatoes, throw away the starch portion, it just adds pounds to your bathroom scale. Keep the skins, that's where all the vitamins and minerals are. The o'possum will be perfectly happy with the starch.

In biology class we cut a slice of potato and stained it with iodine to show the distribution of starch. Most of the starch is right next to the skin!
I like the taste of potato skins so I eat the whole Irish enchilada!




Zorch -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/23/2016 10:20:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I don't yet know how to moderate exposure on the camera I have, but here's the best I can do at the moment. A full Moon and a full Mars.


[image]local://upfiles/37002/04F21D1D328E45F0BF7E894D6447F563.jpg[/image]

Is this a UGO? (Unidentified Gorn Object)




geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/23/2016 11:07:37 PM)

The red arrow points to my starship, waiting to beam me up, if that's what you mean.

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geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/23/2016 11:11:36 PM)

The green arrow points to a Klingon Bird of Prey just uncloaking. When they realized they were in the presence of a gorn battlecruiser, they behaved themselves.


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geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/24/2016 1:55:05 PM)

Here is a sequence of a female Downy Woodpecker feeding a juvenile at a peanut feeder.


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geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/27/2016 2:06:50 PM)

We often have 'name this ship' challenges on this forum. Name this one.



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BBfanboy -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/27/2016 2:17:23 PM)

I think that is a BB - Bridget Bardot.




Orm -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/27/2016 3:25:59 PM)

I counter with this one.

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geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/27/2016 4:35:29 PM)

Ellie Mae Clampett?




geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/27/2016 4:35:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

I think that is a BB - Bridget Bardot.


nope

More of a BC if you ask me.




Orm -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/27/2016 5:05:43 PM)

Mine was Donna Douglas.




geofflambert -> RE: OT Things to ponder (5/27/2016 5:19:21 PM)

If you're throwing Donna I'll just have to throw Dawn back.


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